Quotes

Nikki - Wow.. 0.o
Me - What? We're all mad here..
Angelina- WHAT? WHY?
Me - You guys really need to watch Alice and Wonderland sometime..

(I totally quoted Mad Hatter.. xD)

((Epic Win))

Ad: Trust Sleepy's for the rest of your life.

Me: That's a long time. I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.

So I was teaching bunting to this other person.

Me: "No, put your fingers behind the bat."
Girl: "Why?"
Me: "Because when it hits you, it's not going to tickle!"

She listened to me after that.

My art teacher is hilarious. Today there was someone at my table who wasn't focusing on what he was supposed to be doing.

Mrs. B: *walks over* You know what I'm about to do with --
Guy: *joking* Slap me?
Mrs. B: Maybe.

Of course I'm already almost done with it. :P

Me: "Oh no! Census workers! I'm scared! It's the mafia in disguise!"

They had just announced on the news that if you don't send the forms back you get a visit from a census worker.

....Is that a good thing? If so, yay!

"I have a shock collar but it just makes him drool."
~Leia speaking of Han.

Discussing an episode of Fullmetal Alchemist where there's a character who doesn't exactly wear that many layers, and I again ponder how he doesn't get cold, since the scene is extremely snowy and he gets buried in it for a few seconds at least once.

Last night I had a dream where I was in some sort of phone booth type thing, and he was nearby. I particularly like this character, so...

Nom wrote:

I seriously wonder how he doesn't freeze. Maybe Homonculi are just warm.... maybe I should have found out in my dream last night. *grin*

Another one from the Super Hero Squad Show (-hears groans- I KNOW, I KNOW!) which is pretty funny. Hulk's always saying either, "NO POWER LIKE HULK POWER!" or "_________ strong, but HULK STRONGER!"

So everyone's trying to beat up this giant dude. And they're basically punching his foot.

Hulk: Purple man strong--
Wolverine: But?
Hulk: But Hulk... Uh, Hulk don't know what. Purple man just really strong.
Wolverine: Really, Hulk? For a guy with such a limited vocabulary, letting one of your two catch-phrases slip by just seems wrong.
Hulk: Hulk don't understand.

And this one, from Chowder.

Gazpacho: Ninjas...I hate ninjas.
(later)
Gazpacho: Flying ninjas, ooh!, I hate them more than regular ninjas!

My Facebook Status

I think I just ate an ant... This cannot be good.

My bathroom smells like cinnamon toast. This cannot be good.

When You Steal From One Person, It's Called Plagiarism. When You Steal From Many People, It's Called Research.

[04:13:21] Moka : Hey, what if there was a room where all the walls were trampolines?

[04:13:27] Wolf in Biology : fun

[04:13:33] Songbird : It's called a mental hospital.

Got one from this week's Naruto episode.

Naruto: Did you get hospitalized from eating too much barbeque?!
I thought it was funny, but I was the one watching it. XD

And in the manga chapter, he had his fortune told by a very old, wise and respected toad.

(can't remember its name) Toad: .... *long pause* You will meet an octopus.

My friend's sister thinks that "United States of America" is actually "Yunited States of America" (and thus "Y.S.A." just because of the way the U in United is pronounced... even though she sings the lyrics to "Party in the U.S.A." correctly.

EDIT: I just remembered something that happened to my mom at Qdoba (mexican restaurant).

Mom: Can I have a taco salad to go please?
Food person: Beef or chicken?
Mom: Chicken.
Food person: Is that for here or to go?

This one cracks me up for some reason.

"Anything anybody else can do, I can do better--with arrows!"

Yep, you guessed it, that is a mega-old Hawkeye quote.

I was talking to my father earlier, about how he just got that new iPad..

Dad: At Fred Meyers on my iPad. Loving the stares.
Me: I'm so very concerned.
Dad: You should be. That was your college fund.

My mother and I were discussing how the movie 'Eclipse' is coming out, part of the Twilight Saga stuffs..

Mom: Did you hear that 'Eclipse' is coming out, they had the preview up somewhere on the internet!
Me: Ohmygosh! I know, I can't wait for 'Eclipse'!
Grandma: *enters room* There's going to be an eclipse? Ohmigosh, when?! Where!?
Mom: The.. movie 'Eclipse'..
Grandma: Oh.
Me: *busting up laughing in the corner*

So this girl, for some reason, was telling us about the soup that she had eaten the other day. It really only got funny when someone asked,
"Is your life really that boring that you have to tell about your soup?"

I was with my friends in someones yard and they came out

Person 1: ummm.... who are you...

Me: I'm Varjak (yes i really call myself that, i am crazy) and these are my friends Kendra and Tristen.

Tristen: We came here to stab your tree

Kendra: Yup, we are MURDERING IT!

Person 3: Ummm.... get out of here before we call the cops...

Me: OK (leaves)

I was watching Batman Brave & the Bold (WHAT? SOCKY WAS WATCHING ANOTHER KIDS' SHOW, BUT IT DIDN'T HAVE WOLVERINE OR HAWKEYE?!) and this came up. These former sidekicks were giving there old mentors sass. XD
[Robin-Batman's sidekick
Speedy-Green Arrow's sidekick]

Robin: We're tired of being treated like second-rate superheroes!
Green Arrow: Well, that's an exaggeration. I've always treated Speedy well.
*flashback*
Green Arrow: Speedy! Quick! Retrieve my bow from that crocodile pit!
*end flashback*
Everyone: -stares-

I was talking to my friend on Facebook..

Friend:
haha the baconator
Me:
Oh geez, the BACONATOR sounds like an evil robot who will strangle your family with BACON in the middle of the night.
Just saying.

My friends are convinced the "book" they're writing is going to be published and all that. It's about an evil mutant chicken, and they're trying to make it as serious as possible. At first the main character was going to be Spider-Pig (like in the Simpsons movie), but then they were afraid they were going to get sued big-time because it's definitely going to get published, you know, so they changed his name to The Baconator.

In Chowder, they're cooking some buns. XD

Chowder: I've never seen buns that big!
Mung: I have, but let's leave Truffles's mother out of this.

In case you don't know, Truffles is Mung's wife. XD

My signature says it all...

Sometimes I watch movies and people get hurt, and then I feel pain. It happened now, except a bit differently...

Isaribi: *gets hit by a rock*
Me: OW! IT HURTS! *grabs arm*
Me: *realization* Oops! Wrong arm!
Me: *grabs other arm* NOW IT HURTS! DX