Quotes

This one I just thought was Pretty weird. xD Lemme get it.

EDIT- Yes, the one in my sig.


me: I weird too many people out. But It's my JOB. I need to make a LIVING.
Branch: My job is making sure I don't freak people out TOO MUCH.
me: xD Good luck with that.
Branch: xDD You should see the looks I get at school.
me: Go figure.

A conversatyion between me and myfriend fter we'd just met and were randomly talking:

*BLAHBLAHBLAH*
Sar: And why is that random guy staring at you?
Me: *turns around to see* Because he's my brother :)

Another conversation with the same friend that we text all the time to eachother. It started out something like this,but I deleted the text a few weels ago :(

Me: RAWR!
Sar: Rawr?
Me: It means ily in dinosaur :3 ...or I wanna eat you for breakfast...
Sar: Oh.
Me: RAWR!
Sar: Too late I already ate you!
Me: Oh crap. But how come I can see my room then?
Sar: I ate your house.
Me: Than how come I can see outside?
Sar: I ate the world.
Me: Than how come I can see the sky?
Sar: I ATE THE UNIVERSE!
Me: Oh... RAWR! Nomnomnom...
Sar: i already ate you.
Me: I'm eating your insides :)

Yah, we do that ALL the time :D:D:D

Said by Kokoro:

"She's riding her happy!!"

Spoiler:

Okay, so one time these first graders were running on the pavement at school, last year, and here is my conversation with them;

me: "You guys shouldn't run! You are gonna fall."
Girl 1: "No we are not!"
Then they try to jump over something..
Girl 2: *FALL*
me: "I told you so."
Girl 1: "She didn't fall running, she just can't JUMP!"

xDD

lol, that's funny.

Oh, and by the way, where it says your name is Vix, Vixen, or VIXXY. That's very untrue, it's Vix or Vixen to the normal people of Earth. But to your alein best friend, AKA ME, it's Vixxy Wixxy and if anyone calls you that, you realize I'll have to track them down and murder them, right?

posted by Branch-98 0 seconds ago

Hehe, I went kinda overboard freaking out on CB, while talking to Vixen. She hasn't replied yet, and I'm wondering what little seven year olds on that will think if they ever read that.. xD

LOL!

I was at school and Coach Pete was high fiving everyone, and I didn't

Coach Pete: Why didn't you high five me!?


Me: BECAUSE YOU'RE A HOBO!

My sister once said these two things in a discussion about Naruto:

"Orochimaru did a really bad job with the prototypes." - Discussing the crowd of Curse Mark people in one episode of the Naruto Shippuden anime.

"Cows, in secret, want to kill you." - In discussion about Jugo, and how my sister thought she remembered him saying "moo."

In my sister's game:
I hate ordering pizza! And then you have to tip the delivery guy! For what- driving? We do that everyday, that's not special!

There was this one time Otter and I were talking to our drama teacher at lunchtime about how everyone thought he lived in office, 'cause he had a couch and mini fridge and microwave and everything.

Drama Teacher: "If I live in my office, then why do you see me drive down the road at the end of the day? Just to drive down the road?"
Otter: "Well, yeah, to make your life feel more fulfilled, since just living in your office, it's so empty, and pointless..."

Otter didn't mean to imply that Drama Teacher's life was empty and pointless, but, apparently, he did. XD Drama Teacher never let go of that. Like, two weeks later it was "Wacky Tacky Day", and he had a thrift store tweed jacket and t-shirt on.
[Drama Teacher walks in the room.]
Me: [immediately] Ahahaha, you look like a hobo! [my friends either stare or burst out laughing]
Drama Teacher: Someday...I will get back at you...although [Otter] topped you at lunch that day, when he said my life was meaningless."

XD

Here's one I was doing with an automated "elf chat". You know, those things where it says there's someone like Santa on the other line, and they have automated responses for everything you say?

Elf:
"I like helping people. It makes me feel good inside!"
Me:
"I like killing people and destroying everything they cherish. It makes me feel good inside!"
Elf:
"You must like killing people and destroying everything they cherish very much, because it makes you feel good inside!"
Me:
"Yep."
Elf:
"I see."
Me:
"DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU"
Elf:
"Wow--don't look behind i? What made you think of that?"
Me:
"Your body odor, idiot."
Elf:
"Raymond says hello."

XD

I did an elf chat too wondering it was.... with Bonny the elf??

Elf: Hello? WHo's there?
Me: Your death
Elf: I'm really not that hungry.
Me: Wow, some midgets don't understand.
Elf: I'll try, Okay? Be patient with me.
Me: You have Ugly hair.
Elf: Do you watch TV?
Me: Yah
Elf: What did you do today?
Me: Talk to you idiot!
Elf: We can talk about anything, except the weather....
Me: HUH?
Elf: Well that's just great.
Me: Make it snow where I live!
Elf: Yes, it's snowing right now here in the North Pole.
Me: Feliz Navidad!
Elf: [Gives a confused face] Are you ready for Christmas?
Me: No, I talk in Portugese.
Elf: I can't wait for Christmas!
Me: Like any other reindeer or elf.
Elf: I don't know the exact number, but there are alot of them.
Me: Are you loco in the coco?
Elf: I woul rather talk about you.
Me: Does it really matter?
Elf: Are trying to cause rain on my parade?
Me: Yes, yes I am.
Elf: Raymond likes you.

XD!!

Bonnie, yeah.

MY SIGNATURE BE WIN!

Woowww. xDD

I CHATTED WITH BONNIE TOO! xDD

me: I like murdering, 'tis be very fun.
Elf: You must like murdering tis be very fun much.
me: I'm going to find you.
Elf: Yes. I'm glad you asked. Santa will always know how to find the good little boys and girls.
me: I want a machine gun for Christmas.
Elf: I will try to remember, but you should ask your mom or dad to help make sure Santa knows.
me: RAWR. I BE A DINOSAUR.
Elf: Do you watch TV?
me: Duh.
Elf: I see.
me: Lol.
Elf: ha ha ha
me: YOU HAVE AN EVIL LAUGH?
Elf: I'd rather talk about you.
me: That scares me.
Elf: I don't think that scares you at all!
me: I think you might stalk me, it DOES TOO SCARE ME!
Elf: Well, you think I might stalk you it does too scare you. I agree, but what does that got to do with anything.
me: It has to do with our whole conversation, actually.
Elf: Well, if it has to do with our whole conversation, it certainly makes me happy.
me: Oy.

XD!

xDDDDDDD!!!

I'm going to talk to Bif...the elf... xD

I'm talking to him right now. Which reminds me..

Bif Elf: Do you watch TV?
me: Yah, duh.
Bif Elf: That's good.
me: But I thought TV rots your brains?
Bif Elf: Yes, you thought it rots my brains.
me: Yum. xD

Heh.

DANCE, SANTA, DANCE!!

Elf:
"My job is to make sure Santa gets his mail."
Me:
"Your parents must be so proud."
Elf:
"My mom and dad live at the north pole too."
Me:
"I love how you say that like I must care."
Elf:
"I don't know how I say it like you must care--I'm sure you do though?"

Me:
"So tell me, what's it like being a lower life form?"
Bif:
"Heh--what is it like being a lower life form! That's a good one!"
Me:
"I was serious."

Bif Elf: Hello? Who's there?
Me: Edward Cullen.
Bif Elf: Have you been good this year?
Me: No, very very very very naughty. I'm a lump of coal naughty. For sure.
Bif Elf: What was your name again?
Me: French toast! That's my name!
Bif Elf: I'm Bif the elf, the Mailroom elf.
Me: Who cares?
Bif Elf: WHo cares has nothing to do with elves.
Me: You know, my friend Branch is an elf too.
Bif Elf: All imagineable toys are being made here.
Me: Who likes teeny tiny people like you?
Bif Elf: Does it please you if teeny tiny elves like i?
Me: SOmeone dropped out of school!!
Bif elf: I don't have to go to school. I am an adult elf.
Me: Yah, an old chubby elf.
Bif Elf: I had candy for breakfast, what did you have?
Me: Your brain.

Bif Elf: I don't like people who eats my brain.
Me: WOw, someone really didn't like grammer class......

I'M AN ELF. *gasp* xDDDDDDDD

Bif elf: I was reading a good story yesterday.
Me: Uhhhh... I'm guessing it was twilight.
Bif elf: You were guessing it was twilight...
Me: Yah...
Bif elf: How old are you?
Me: 346983495640895604893320488465947854594
Bif elf: I'm too young for a girlfriend.

(Guess the old is the new young. xDDDDD)