Quotes

XD She's making some INTENSE DEDUCTIONS up in there.

Another one from the movie since I can't think of much now. XD Holmes has indirectly caused an unfinished warship to fly out of its warehouse and sink in the harbor in a fight with a big bald guy. Watson saves his life from being crushed by the boat, then they sit up and turn around to see all the wreckage.

Holmes: "Watson...what have you done?"

and this,

Holmes: "The only case that intruiges me at the moment is that of Mrs. Hudson, the absentee landlady."
Mrs. Hudson: *ignores* "Tea, Mr. Holmes?"
Holmes: "Is it posioned, Nanny?"
Mrs. Hudson: "There's enough of that in you already."

There's a game where you basically have a town with eight people in it, excluding you. They all have birthdays, and today was this guy called Jay's birthday. Since you CAN give them presents, I decided to be funny and give him an axe. After I did, this is what he said:

"Ooooh! An axe? For me?! I gotta find a way to work this into my training somehow! Thanks a ton, K-bean [my nickname]! Killer gift, heeeeeyy!"

Yes, that's Animal Crossing. I think Jay just became an axe person.

EDIT: And now he says we're best buds to the end of the universe. I find it slightly disturbing that the other person at Jay's party enjoyed me giving her a slingshot for HER birthday.

Here are some from my vaca.

Mom: DEER!
Me: ?...Mom, that's a cow.

We get on this elevator and the Mexican staff are chatting it up. On the third floor, the lady doing most of the talking gets off.
Other worker: -sigh- Mujeres. ((Women.))
Me: -snort- Hábleme de él. ((Tell me about it.))

Me: -hears baby crying- Yo, shutcho kid up.
Mom: Isn't he going to make a great father?

Jay and Bex tricked everyone into thinking they were an item. As part of a "newbie initiation" for poor Bree. XD

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[23:31:38] Socky the Indi's Fedora : Aw, lighten up Breemuffin.
[23:31:44] Rebecca : Socky, cheer Bree up, she might hate me.
[23:32:10] BreeLilly : :| no.
[23:32:30] Rebecca : Aw, Bree, what can I do to make it up to you?
[23:33:14] Socky the Indi's Fedora : BRING HER THE HEAD OF JUSTIN BIEBER.
[23:33:18] Socky the Indi's Fedora : ON A SILVER PLATTER.
[23:33:24] Jay : xD
[23:33:39] Rebecca : xDD, I'll do it. xDD
[23:33:40] BreeLilly : Hmm, I'll have to think abot that one.
[23:34:03] BreeLilly : EWWW JUSTIN B! -gags-
[23:34:06] Rebecca : Well tell me when you get back on, 'cause I'll do it. xDD

Word to the wise, if you are ever in a cave with a man named Johnny who hurt his brain, don't throw him into a pit. A T-Bex will eat you.


[09:39:03] Bex-a-saur has joined the chat on 11/08/10, 09:39 am
[09:39:26] Bex-a-saur : RAWR!
[09:39:37] Bex-a-saur : ... Means I love you in dinosaur!
[09:44:35] Bex-a-saur : HULLO? -echoes- Hullo-oh-oh-oh? Is anyone here? -Echoes- Is anyone here?
[09:44:40] Bex-a-saur : Wait!
[09:44:50] Bex-a-saur : Johnny, there's a light at the end of the cavern!
[09:44:57] Bex-a-saur : We can make it, Johnny!
[09:44:59] Bex-a-saur : We can!
[09:45:21] Bex-a-saur : No, Bex, we can't make it! The aliens crushed my Cerbral Cortex and now I can't walk!
[09:45:28] Bex-a-saur : Is that in your brain, Johnny?
[09:45:31] Bex-a-saur : Shut up.
[09:45:38] Bex-a-saur : NO! -echoes- NO!
[09:45:50] Bex-a-saur : Ow, Now I have a head-ache too, thanks Bex.
[09:46:07] Bex-a-saur : You, Mr. Whiny, are not alowed to call me Bex, only friends can call me that.
[09:46:14] Bex-a-saur : Fine then, I guess we're not friends.
[09:46:29] Bex-a-saur : FINE! -shoves Johnny into a pit full of deadly things-
[09:46:49] Bex-a-saur : Glad that's over with. -You can hear Johnny's screams and rasps- I HATE YOU.
[09:46:55] Bex-a-saur : Meh, get over it Johnny.
[09:47:10] Bex-a-saur : -Runs to exit- I'M FRE- Ow, what in the world?
[09:47:13] Bex-a-saur : -Looks down-
[09:47:16] Bex-a-saur : HOLY.
[09:47:30] Bex-a-saur : -Sees huge Dinosaur tooth-
[09:47:35] Bex-a-saur : IT-IT'S FROM A...
[09:47:42] Bex-a-saur : -stomping in the distance-
[09:47:46] Bex-a-saur : -It's getting closer-
[09:47:51] Bex-a-saur : T-BEX!
[09:48:01] Bex-a-saur : -T-Bex noms Bex-
[09:48:17] Bex-a-saur : Payback stinks, doesn't it?

Never leave me alone in the chatbox, this is what happens. xD

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[00:11:21] Breemuffin : I hate being alone, I go crazy when I'm alone. D:
[00:11:49] Breemuffin : Branchie, are you still there? If you're there I am telling you telepathically to come here right now!
[00:12:20] Breemuffin : Branchie join the chatbox.
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[00:14:25] Breemuffin : BRANCHIE JOIN THE GOSH DARN CHATBOX!!

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[00:22:45] Breemuffin : If a turtle loeses his shell, is he naked? Or homeless?
[00:24:06] Breemuffin : Well Bree, a turtle does live in his shell, but he also lives somewhere else, so he is naked.
[00:28:08] Breemuffin : No, he doesn't live anywhere else, he's homeless.
[00:28:15] Breemuffin : Poor wittl turtle. :(
[00:30:05] Breemuffin : The turtle lives on Earth Bree, he lives in holes, he's naked.
[00:30:20] Breemuffin : Turtles don't live in holes!
[00:30:49] Breemuffin : Well then I'll put it this way, he's down to his skin Bree, he is naked.
[00:30:56] Breemuffin : Do turtles have skin?
[00:31:01] Breemuffin : Yes, they do.
[00:31:06] Breemuffin : I don't think so.
[00:31:09] Breemuffin : Yes.
[00:31:15] Breemuffin : Nope, notta.
[00:31:33] Breemuffin : Turtle have skin, okay!
[00:31:48] Breemuffin : How do they have skin, they're all leathry.
[00:32:08] Breemuffin : They do, they just do okay!
[00:32:34] Breemuffin : Leather is skin too Bree, take a cow for instance. Cow is what leather is made of.
[00:32:46] Breemuffin : Awh, poor wittle cow.
[00:32:53] Breemuffin : Cows arent little.
[00:33:01] Breemuffin : ...Poor big cow.
[00:33:25] Breemuffin : Why are we talking about cows?!? We were talking about turtles!
[00:33:51] Breemuffin : Cows are important too.
[00:33:55] Breemuffin : Eeiya.
[00:34:21] Breemuffin : Cows are not important, cows are meat, food, burgers, steak!
[00:34:40] Breemuffin : Mmmm, steak, I had steak two nights ago, it was delitious.
[00:35:15] Breemuffin : Steak is good.
[00:36:44] Breemuffin : DO NOT INTERUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF!

XD I talk to myself in the chatbox all the time.

[12:57:03] Blanx-a-saurus-rex : :D Alleyishere! :3:3:3

[12:58:16] Blanx-a-saurus-rex : In an RPC perspective, Alley is like- the mom at the orphanage. xD She's the oldest one here.

[12:58:54] Blanx-a-saurus-rex : And everyone's always happy to see mommy log on. xD

BANG: Viximum Ride Novell : I just watched that.
[19:26:59] BANG: Viximum Ride Novell : NOW I WANT TO SEE VAMPIRE DIARIES. D:
[19:27:23] Stormie (Branch) : Welcome to the Dark Side, my friend.

.. Becca. Our mission is complete. We've converted both Jay and Vix. *high-fives*

WHOOP! WHOOP!
To comemorate this event:

Catherine: -Chops off John's fingers and shoves him against the wall-
John: Catherine?!
Catherine: Hello John. Goodbye John. -Kills him-

Hehe.

I couldn't let this momentus occasion go unnotices. ^^

[23:20:19] Breemuffin has joined the chat on Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:20 pm
[23:20:51] Vixlight has been disconnected the Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:20 pm (session timeout)
[23:22:17] Stormie (Branch) has been disconnected the Wed Aug 18, 2010 11:22 pm (session timeout)
[23:32:00] Breemuffin : I has sour patch kids!
[23:32:18] Breemuffin : This one is named Justin Bieber.
[23:32:34] Breemuffin : Because sour patch kids is his favorit candy.
[23:32:38] Breemuffin : Mine too.
[23:32:56] Breemuffin : He's a orange one.
[23:33:06] Breemuffin : Because orange ones are icky.
[23:33:16] Breemuffin : -noms head off-
[23:33:19] Breemuffin : Oh.
[23:33:23] Breemuffin : Oh no.
[23:33:29] Breemuffin : That's tragic.
[23:33:41] Breemuffin : Oh I hate when that happens.
[23:33:50] Breemuffin : -evil grin-

[01:55:25] Power Puff Bex : OH! YAY! MORE HOT GUYS!

.. Yes.

[01:59:55] Voldemortfan has joined the chat on Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:59 am
[02:00:31] Stormie (Branch) : XD Nice Bec!
[02:00:37] Power Puff Bex : Nice Vix.
[02:00:46] Power Puff Bex : BRANCH. THAT'S NOT ME.
[02:00:55] Stormie (Branch) : WHAT.
[02:01:03] Stormie (Branch) : SGFUGSDIIUSDYTSAUD.
[02:01:14] Voldemortfan : who tehcrap is vix
[02:01:24] Power Puff Bex : Alwein?
[02:01:32] Stormie (Branch) : .. oh shizz.
[02:01:37] Power Puff Bex : OH GOSH. IT'S HIM.
[02:01:46] Power Puff Bex : Shoot, what do I do?
[02:01:48] Stormie (Branch) : OHHOLYCRAP.
[02:01:51] Power Puff Bex : PM ALS! RIGHT!
[02:02:01] Voldemortfan : HVGJYFY
[02:02:04] Voldemortfan : THAT WAS EASY
[02:02:11] Voldemortfan : Gawd

.. REVENGE OF THE VIX AND BRANCHHHH. XDD

Continue to our little Prank. BREE JOINED THE DARK SIDE WITH US. :D

[23:05:51] Stormie (Branch) : We were discussing that prank since yesterday through PM, then we discussed it through VB. I was sitting here giggling like crazy. XD.
[23:06:15] Power Puff Bex : THAT'S WHY YOU WANTED ME ON!.
[23:06:21] Power Puff Bex : YOU EVIL LITTLE - ACK!.
[23:06:23] The Nanny Named Bree : -smiles and grabs knife- come'ere branchie come'ere vixxy -evil grin-.
[23:06:27] Stormie (Branch) : Yes. Yes it is..
[23:06:28] Stormie (Branch) : XDD.
[23:06:29] Stormie (Branch) : NOOOO..
[23:06:31] Stormie (Branch) : -runs-.
[23:06:40] Power Puff Blossom (Vix) : KNIFE!.
[23:06:42] Power Puff Blossom (Vix) : YUM!.
[23:06:56] Stormie (Branch) : -grin- WE LOVE YOU BECCA..
[23:06:56] Power Puff Blossom (Vix) : xD.
[23:07:01] Power Puff Bex : Thank you Bree..
[23:07:07] Power Puff Bex : And I hate you..
[23:07:14] Stormie (Branch) : Aw..
[23:07:34] Power Puff Bex : HOW CAN I, THE PRANKING MASTER, BE PRANKED MYSELF?.
[23:07:40] Stormie (Branch) : XDD.
[23:07:42] The Nanny Named Bree : Wait, they pranked you bec?.
[23:07:50] Stormie (Branch) : YES..
[23:07:58] The Nanny Named Bree : YAAY! Nostabby!.
[23:08:01] Stormie (Branch) : VoldemortFan was like, a creepy troll who lived under a bridge..
[23:08:06] Power Puff Blossom (Vix) : WE DID!.
[23:08:10] Stormie (Branch) : Once upon a dramatic RPC..
[23:08:11] Power Puff Blossom (Vix) : :D.
[23:08:13] Power Puff Bex : WHAT. YOU BETRAY ME BREE?!.
[23:08:20] Power Puff Bex : WHERE IS JAY WHEN I NEED HIM?!.
[23:08:28] Power Puff Blossom (Vix) : JAY HAS DIED.
[23:08:29] Stormie (Branch) : GONE!
[23:08:33] The Nanny Named Bree : -huggles branchie and vixxy-.
[23:08:41] Stormie (Branch) : :DDD.
[23:09:01] Power Puff Blossom (Vix) : :D.
[23:09:12] Power Puff Bex : There's so major suckage going on here.
[23:09:13] The Nanny Named Bree : I didn't betray you, I just call it.. friendly revenge >:)

[02:47:55] Stormie (Branch) : I should just go, shouldn't I?
[02:48:04] Stormie (Branch) : Why, yes, yes you should, Branchie.
[02:48:14] Stormie (Branch) : I have nothing else to do though.
[02:48:23] Stormie (Branch) : Because you're accomplishing so much here.
[02:48:33] Stormie (Branch) : I'M TALKING TO MYSELF HERE.
[02:48:38] Stormie (Branch) : True.
[02:48:47] Stormie (Branch) : I'M LOOKING LIKE A CRAZY HERE. :D
[02:48:53] Stormie (Branch) : No way.
[02:48:59] Stormie (Branch) : USYDUIOGSDIOHSUDIOHSJDHSOD ANGEL. :D
[02:49:05] Stormie (Branch) : .. Creepy fangirl.
[02:49:20] Stormie (Branch) : WHY THANK YOU.
[02:49:27] Stormie (Branch) : That was not a compliment.
[02:49:34] Stormie (Branch) : I KNOW. :DD
[02:50:12] Stormie (Branch) : .. Then why..
[02:50:19] Stormie (Branch) : DON'T QUESTION ME, MORTAL.
[02:50:26] Stormie (Branch) : .. 0.o
[02:50:34] Stormie (Branch) : :DD
[02:51:55] Stormie (Branch) : Someone please interrupt this riveting chat with myself. Or kill me. Either way.
[02:52:02] Stormie (Branch) : :DD AM I IRRITATING?
[02:52:07] Stormie (Branch) : ... No.
[02:52:11] Stormie (Branch) : DDDD:
[02:52:18] Stormie (Branch) :
[02:52:33] Stormie (Branch) :
[02:52:45] The Nanny Named Bree has been disconnected the Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:52 am (session timeout)
[02:52:47] Stormie (Branch) : This officially tops the pathetic charts.

.. I'm such an exciting person.

I jumped in the chat at random, and tried to keep up, but I was kind of out of it tonight. XD

[04:44:13] Katniss Everdeen : Well, let's see, how did Victoria Die, if she did?

[04:44:20] Katniss Everdeen : Can anyone provide me proof?

[04:44:36] Spike : xD

[04:44:44] Branch : XD

[04:44:57] Finnick Odair : No...

[04:44:58] Branch : .. I.. I.. SHE DIED. I THINK. RIGHT. HSDIUGSUFDS.

[04:45:00] Katniss Everdeen : What about Ethan or Hanna James?

[04:45:04] Branch : OISUYDUIGSDUPSGDPIUSGDIUSGDIUSGDIUSGDIUSD.

[04:45:05] Katniss Everdeen : Are they dead?

[04:45:05] Finnick Odair : REBECCA. I'M SCARED.

[04:45:10] Branch : Ethan is alive? :DDDDDD

[04:45:10] Finnick Odair : HOLD ME.

[04:45:11] Finnick Odair : XD

[04:45:13] Branch : XDDDDD

[04:45:18] Katniss Everdeen : Or... Lord forbid, Augustus Randall?

[04:45:28] Catkin Whisktail : Branch your font makes me think of pumpkins.

14:34:03] Apple Cider Becca : Oh, and you wanna know what happens in IAgents?
[14:34:06] Apple Cider Becca : They all die.
[14:34:09] Apple Cider Becca : =D
[14:34:25] Apple Cider Becca : Or
[14:34:28] Apple Cider Becca : It's all a dream.
[14:34:31] Apple Cider Becca : Haven't decided.
[14:34:32] Apple Cider Becca : XDDDD

[14:34:51] Jade-No-More Jay : Isn't that a happy ending... -_-

[14:35:01] Apple Cider Becca : ... I'm kidding. XD
[14:35:09] Apple Cider Becca : I would never write that horrid of an ending. XD

[14:35:09] Jade-No-More Jay : I know. xD
[14:36:20] Jade-No-More Jay : BUT. You know how you said that you wish that you could do something for me? Another IAgents chapter will make me feel ALL better.
[14:36:30] Jade-No-More Jay : =D
[14:36:39] Jade-No-More Jay : xDDD

[14:37:28] Apple Cider Becca : XD, not today, I don't think...
[14:37:41] Apple Cider Becca : I've got to work out a couple of things in my head before I whip out another chapter.

[14:37:42] Jade-No-More Jay : *D=
[14:37:45] Jade-No-More Jay : XD
[14:38:26] Jade-No-More Jay : BUT I DON'T CARE IF IT MAKES NO SENSE.
[14:38:27] Jade-No-More Jay : XD
[14:39:10] Jade-No-More Jay : It can be about fluffy ponies eating pineapple for all I care.
[14:39:12] Jade-No-More Jay : xD

[14:39:58] Apple Cider Becca : xDDD
[14:42:00] Apple Cider Becca : I don't think you'd want me to write a chapter about fluffy ponies eating pineapples.

[14:43:32] Jade-No-More Jay : YES I WOULD. XD

[14:46:34] Apple Cider Becca : The meadow was soft a lushous underneath the cream colored pony's hooves as she galloped softly through the grass. Suddenly, she spotted her favorite tree, right in the middle of the meadow. "Oh look! Pineapples!" Cream whinned, showing her lovely white teeth as she cantered forwards and was joined by Chocolate, her best pony friend. Both their manes were soft and flowing as they practically glided towards the tree. Slowly, Cream stood up on her back legs and kicked the tree with her front, making a couple pineapples fall down. 'I'm so sorry Mr. Tree!" Cream nieghed as she ate a bit of the scrumptious pineapple, "But, they do taste so delicious."
[14:46:38] Apple Cider Becca : That good?
[14:46:39] Apple Cider Becca : XD
[14:46:46] Apple Cider Becca : *and

[14:47:58] Jade-No-More Jay : -dies-
[14:48:05] Jade-No-More Jay : THAT WAS PERFECT.

[14:49:23] Apple Cider Becca : XD
[14:49:29] Apple Cider Becca : I figured as much.

This was brillant. XD