Quotes

You know them. You love them. You put them in your signature. Now it is time to share them. Right now. Right here. Yes.

Quotes.

Quote your friends and fellow RPC members here. :D
one conversation with socko:
*blahblahblah*
Otter: For the trivia thing, we had to know what state the city of Santa Claus was in.
Socky: Oh yeah, I remember that!
Otter: Really? What was it?
Socky: I dunno, I forget.

this book I'm reading:
Phillip: (thinking) But you can't eat standards.
^that was out of context, but it was still funny XD

"I swear this beat could sink the sun, but it was you that I was thinking of."

Got that off google by accident! love it.

And now there's a mountain goat precariously balanced on the frog stuck in my throat. It says " Sometimes whispering's okay, but maybe you'd feel better if you screamed today?"

that ones from a song by Kimya Dawson.

and theres a bunch from Peter Pan that I like. Like
"Dying would be an awfully big adventure."
or
Wendy: My unfulfilled ambition is to write a great novel in three parts about my adventures.
Aunt Millicent: What adventures?
Wendy: I've yet to have them, but they will be perfectly thrilling.

Here's some! I find deh funnez!

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

More to come!

I have some! =D

From Vixen...
[23:01:52] Tispy : I think she killed them..
[23:01:59] Tispy : My fingers..
[23:03:23] Tispy : I was wondering what she waas doing when she put a sharp edge on the top. She wants to murder my hands.

And my friend at school, commenting on the school jello.

Other Friend: The Jello tastes fine! It's just Christmas colors!
My Friend: Yeah, but it looks like Christmas puked in a cup.

From a long time ago (not sure if these are exact words...)

Dasher: Aw Em, you have to go sledding this winter!
Rudolph (beat that!): NO! NEVER!
Dasher: You will... even if I have to duct-tape you to the sled and THROW YOU DOWN THE MOUNTAIN.

Hmm...I've got some good ones.

"Why do my nostrals ((sp?)) whisper to me?" ~Candace, from Phineas and Ferb.

"I was standing there wondering, 'why is that frisbee getting bigger?' Then it hit me." ~Some random t-shirt.

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." ~ My friend's t-shirt.

"Die bubble DIE!" ~Me, heard in the background of a sweet video of my best friend's little brother. xD

XD I love Jet's. MADE ME LOL.

[08:38:23 18/12/09] \Jєttєrs/ : I'm invincible on the internet!.
[08:38:31 18/12/09] Branchins : xD.
[08:38:43 18/12/09] \Jєttєrs/ : See look.
[08:38:50 18/12/09] \Jєttєrs/ : *drops atomic bomb*.
[08:38:55 18/12/09] \Jєttєrs/ : All safe.
[08:40:14 18/12/09] \Jєttєrs/ : *falls off cliff*.
[08:40:25 18/12/09] \Jєttєrs/ : *swims with alligators*.
[08:40:31 18/12/09] \Jєttєrs/ : *goes back in time*.
[08:40:37 18/12/09] \Jєttєrs/ : *goes to math class*.
[08:40:44 18/12/09] \Jєttєrs/ : See? INVINCIBLE!.
[08:42:15 18/12/09] Branchins : xD Wow..
[08:42:44 18/12/09] \Jєttєrs/ : Just admit it, I'm right..
[08:42:47 18/12/09] \Jєttєrs/ : xD.
[08:43:19 18/12/09] Branchins : Oh fine. I admit it, you are invincble. HAPPY. xD

Saw that on the archives. It's good to have you back, jet XD

.[01:04:11 19/12/09] Otter Pop : i don't really know..
[01:04:17 19/12/09] Otter Pop : it would be kind of scary.
[01:04:23 19/12/09] Otter Pop : the thought that.
[01:04:31 19/12/09] Otter Pop : someone would look back on this random.
[01:04:41 19/12/09] Otter Pop : little rant and stalk me like that..
[01:05:00 19/12/09] Otter Pop : i don't really love edward cullen, whatever branch says! IT IS A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh and this was one I wasn't really intending to record. I just saw it and was like, "FOR POSTERITY!" XD

.[02:13:17 19/12/09] Jingle Socks : muh-muh-mah
[02:13:25 19/12/09] Jingle Socks : muh-muh-muh-mah
[02:13:34 19/12/09] Jingle Socks : CAN'T READ MY
[02:13:38 19/12/09] Jingle Socks : CAN'T READ MY
[02:13:42 19/12/09] Jingle Socks : no he can't read my
[02:13:46 19/12/09] Jingle Socks : POOOOOOOOOKER FACE
[02:13:55 19/12/09] Jingle Socks : she's got to love nobody.
[02:14:03 19/12/09] Jingle Socks : CAN'T READ MY!
[02:14:07 19/12/09] Jingle Socks : CAN'T READ MY!
[02:14:14 19/12/09] Jingle Socks : no he can't read my
[02:14:19 19/12/09] Jingle Socks : POOOOOOOOOOOKER FACE!
[02:14:34 19/12/09] Jingle Socks : she's got to love nobody.
[02:14:41 19/12/09] Jingle Socks : pa-pa-papoker face

This one's been stuck in my head since I unintentionally memorized it :P

"You have someone in your life who you honor and revere so much, that every hurt inflicted on them is inflicted on you as well. And the closer they are to you, the greater the pain..."

Insert really creepy overshade here. O_o

Hehe, fun little conversation here... We had to rearrange books in library today.. She handed me a huge pile and walked off. xD

me: The librarian, however, is another story.
oriana: u really needed something to murder her with
me: How about my hands around her neck?

xDD

Jet: Ah, the Christmas Carol story is so funny!
Jet: And I'm actually in it!
Branch: Yes, and you bake your cookies. xD
Jet: And you die.

XD

[08:46:04] Jingle Socks : the cold beef jerky
[08:46:14] Jingle Socks : does not want to be your friend
.[08:46:29] Jingle Socks : so just don't bother.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

# "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner." Lyndon B. Johnson.

"A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah." Ronald Regan

"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough." Albert Einstein

"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli." George Bush

"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"

Nom wrote:

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

# "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man....I could be eating a slow learner." Lyndon B. Johnson.

Extreme Hillarity! xD

oriana: it is
i believe
me: I BELIEVE IN FAIRIES TOO PETER PAN!

Lauren: MY GRANDPA WENT TO THIS SCHOOL.
me: Okay, you win.

I thought this one was pretty clever:
Evening News is where they begin with 'good evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I have new ones! :D

"My hands smell AWESOME." ~my friend tonight.

Annie(aforementioned friend): When I grow up, I want to be a hobo.
Me: You'll have to go to hobo college first. It's very exclusive and hard to get into.
Stephanie: Not for Annie, she'd fit right in.
~later~
Annie: Wouldn't it be awesome if there was a hobo video game?
Stephanie: Yeah!
Me: Yeah! You'd have to like, catch trains and ride them places and then break into people's houses and pet their cats, and sleep in my grandpa's car.

“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."”

xD Good point, good point!

This ones a little more lovey dovey, but I think it's cute :]

"I've seen the paths that your eyes wander down, I want to come too."

lyrics from some song. Favourite line so far.

The quote in my location is a little 'lovey dovey' too, as Winter would put it, but I like it.
As a proud softball-player, I really like this one too, I put it as my 'humor:'
The only difference between baseball and softball is that when you get hit by a softball it leaves a bigger mark.