Quotes

DOUBLE POST! *slapped*

Anyway, my sister's been obsessed with a certain phrase for a while now. She was playing Toontown a few minutes ago, and wandering around looking for something to do.

Spellchecking Bean: There sure are a lot of Cashb -- *sees a Bean Counter*
Spellchecking Bean: BEAN MAN!!

Me: *walks around* This would be a bad time to die. *keeps walking* This would be a bad time to die. *Still walking* This would be a bad time to die.

Conclusion; everytime is a bad time to die.

For some reason I love this. Hawkeye is lecturing Captain America on what women want since Cap is kind of new to the 21st century. Hawkeye mentions that he's never seen Cap hit an enemy who happens to be a woman. (see siggy)

Hawkeye: "It's not so much you hurting a woman. That's inherently wrong, really. It has to do with you hitting super-villainesses.
Super-villainessee--
Super--
Bad girls with powers."

XD

From what you've given us, Captain America sounds like Jean Havoc. But for the better. xD

Well, judging by Wikipedia's paragraph about Monsieur Havoc, yes. :)

XD It's your birthday?

EDIT:

Oh. Duh.

[10:01:14] Jєt : HARVEY

[10:01:18] Jєt : what are we going to do with you?

[10:03:03] Harvey : ^.^ Love me

[10:03:05] Harvey : Feed me

[10:03:09] Harvey : Accept me

[10:03:16] Harvey : I dunno just bring me a bucket of chicken

Visual quote. Understandable, but really funny if you've actually played Toontown.

Spellchecking Bean: What's an enzyme?
Me: (hurriedly) It's a type of protein.
SCB: That aids in the digestive system?
Me: (parrot voice) WHAT?

A few from when some friends and I were hanging out.

Friend: *picks up phone* Hello, father.
...
Friend: Er, hello, mother.


Otter: BUT I WANT MY DAD TO COME PICK US UP AND TAKE US FOR ICE CREAMMMMMM! D:
Me: Well they don't have to, you shouldn't expect them to cater--
Otter: But I WANT ice cream!
Me: THIS IS NOT BURGER KING. YOU CANNOT HAVE IT YOUR WAY.

XD

(This was a purely awesome convo Socky and I had. xD)

[21:20:31] Sockymonkey has joined the chat on 24/06/10, 09:20 pm

[21:20:51] Sockymonkey : Honey, I'm HOOOOOOOOME!

[21:21:07] Runa : How was your day at work, Dah-ling? I MADE POT ROAST!

[21:22:33] Sockymonkey : Not too good, not too bad, dear. Mm, pot roast! The only thing you KNOW how to cook! ^^

[21:23:16] Runa : Aw, you're such a kidder, Dear! -punches Socky with her fist and then hits him over the head with a pan- Oh, did I leave a bruise?

[21:24:44] Sockymonkey : Oh, no, dearest, it's fine! -slaps Bex back-hand- I think I just need a nice pot roast.

[21:26:18] Runa : -grabs a kitchen knife- Okay honey! -raises knife... and cuts the roast up- -grabs a plate and puts food on it before twirling it ninja style at Socky- -plate smashes against the wall and shards of glass go everywhere- Oops.

[21:27:20] Sockymonkey : Oh, darn. I'll help clean it up. -flings broken pieces back at Bex-

[21:27:49] * Sockymonkey grins. "In light of our wonderful chatbox pwn-session, I present to you...THIS video." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qg8mZKbUzwE&feature=related

[21:29:18] Runa : Oh! -dodges them and then brings out a broom- Here honey, I'll do it! -whacks Socky in the head with the broom multiple times-

[21:30:20] Sockymonkey : Oh, my! -sprawls on the floor and bites on Bex's ankle- Sorry, just trying to clean the floor! With my tongue! Your ankle got in the way...XD

[21:31:13] * Runa laughs, "That was great!"

[21:31:55] * Sockymonkey bows. "I know, I know."

[21:32:12] Runa : -Shakes him off and hobbles off with the broom for support- -Grabs hose from sink and turns it to boiling water- Here honey, are you thirsty? -Sprays Socky with boiling hot water-

[21:34:33] * Sockymonkey uses DIE! It's not very effective. Bex uses WRATHFUL BEATDOWN INCARNATE!

[21:35:17] * Runa uses flame thrower water spout! Critical hit! Runa is hit with rebound!

[21:37:19] * Sockymonkey uses MANIACAL LAUGH! It doesn't do anything because it's a lame attack.

[21:37:27] * Sockymonkey has FLED!

[21:37:29] * Runa tries Towel Slap! It's not very effective!

[21:37:55] * Runa has collected 100 HP points.

[21:38:00] * Runa is changing!

[21:38:10] * Runa is now a REBECCA.

Sockymonkey wrote:

[08:46:04] Jingle Socks : the cold beef jerky
[08:46:14] Jingle Socks : does not want to be your friend
.[08:46:29] Jingle Socks : so just don't bother.

JUST REALIZED THAT THIS IS A HAIKU. YOU WIN.

[12:03:07 26/06/10] Rainbow : BECCA

[12:03:08 26/06/10] Rainbow : WANTS

[12:03:16 26/06/10] Rainbow : A

[12:03:16 26/06/10] Rainbow : TO

[12:03:16 26/06/10] Rainbow : IF

[12:03:17 26/06/10] Rainbow : YOU

[12:03:17 26/06/10] Rainbow : WANT

[12:03:20 26/06/10] Rainbow : KNOW

[12:03:20 26/06/10] Rainbow : A

[12:03:30 26/06/10] Rainbow : xD

A conversation with Jay, Branch, Becca and Me. I took some parts out!


[23:19:39] Vixen : You guys write like, million times better. If you deny that, YOU WILL FELL MEH WRATH.
[23:19:46] Runa : xD I do not!
[23:19:59] BRANCH. : I do not!
[23:20:03] Runa : Mine are scribbles from an idiotic four year old.
[23:20:08] BRANCH. : OH NO, NOT VIXXY WRATH.
[23:20:14] Runa : That loves to talk about pie and agents.
[23:20:27] BRANCH. : Mine are worse than that. xD
[23:20:45] Runa : No, yours are made of awesome sauce.
[23:21:11] * Vixen drenches you with water. HAHHA. I USE MY STOREH ON YOU!
[23:21:26] Jay : A fly could have written mine better than me. You write really well Vixen, AND DON'T DOUBT YOURSELF! xD
[23:21:34] * BRANCH. grins. I am also water, therefore it has no EFFECT!
[23:21:52] Runa : I'm darkness, so I just disapeared. PWNED.
[23:21:59] Jay : I am shadow. YOU CAN'T HURT A SHADOW!
[23:22:08] BRANCH. : .. Aw, fudge.
[23:22:58] BRANCH. : You can step on a shadow? I step on my friends shadows all the time. xD
[23:23:06] Runa : What's wrong, Branch? xD
[23:23:10] * Vixen stomps all over Runa
[23:23:17] BRANCH. : I got caught my a teacher once and I explained that I was getting revenge on those who had crossed my path. She left me alone after that.
[23:23:26] Runa : Nah, I'm not really there, you see?
[23:23:32] Vixen : Smart teacher.
[23:24:06] BRANCH. : Very.
[23:24:30] Jay : Shadow's don't have feelings! -put's on black clothes- I will now sit alone in my corner.
[23:24:32] Jay : xD
[23:25:29] BRANCH. : .. Yeah. But I can still step on you, and even though it won't hurt you, I shall pretend you screamed in pain. =)
[23:25:51] Vixen : Yes, I will too. ME AND BRANCH HAVE VIVID IMAGINATIONS!
[23:26:37] BRANCH. : WAIT. Vix, remember the Friendly Shadows? THEY SO DO HAVE FEELINGS! Pft. The Friendly Shadows say that you guys are non-believers and to shun you. All except Vixen. xD
[23:26:39] Jay : What would be your guys reactions if you met me? (Story help please. xD)
[23:27:07] Vixen : I'd scream and glomp you. Heh
[23:27:30] Jay : OK. xD
[23:27:36] BRANCH. : I'd probably be like, "YOU LYIN' FOO', YOU AIN'T JACOB!" .. And then I'd be all, "REALLLLLYYYYYY? OHMIGOSH."
[23:27:39] Vixen : THAT IS TRUE CHIZ
[23:28:05] * BRANCH. sits in corners and talks to the Friendly Shadows. =D
[23:28:18] Runa : I would probably die, or faint on the spot. Nah, I'd probably just want to hug you and never let you go, and then tag along back to Oregon. xD
[23:28:50] Vixen : You mean you'd stalk him.
[23:29:01] BRANCH. : OBSERVE..
[23:29:14] Vixen : DO NOT QUOTE MITCHELL.
[23:29:31] Vixen : He doesn't dserved quotations.
[23:29:32] BRANCH. : TOO LATE.
[23:29:43] BRANCH. : YES, YES HE DOES.
[23:29:54] BRANCH. : =D
[23:30:07] Jay : OK...?
[23:30:29] BRANCH. : We have an imaginary friend named Mitchell.
[23:30:32] BRANCH. : He likes to stalk people.
[23:30:40] BRANCH. : But he claims that he's just "observing".
[23:30:59] Jay : Wow...
[23:31:00] Vixen : He likes to observe Lauren, apparently.
[23:31:07] Vixen : THIS
[23:31:10] Vixen : COMPUTER
[23:31:11] Vixen : WIL
[23:31:13] Vixen : DIE
[23:31:15] Vixen : TOMORROW
[23:31:28] Runa : ... Wow.
[23:31:37] BRANCH. : It's true.
[23:31:45] BRANCH. : Vixxy and I have many imaginary friends,
[23:31:50] BRANCH. : One of them named Grant.
[23:31:52] BRANCH. : And another named Jay.
[23:31:56] BRANCH. : And another named Karly.
[23:32:00] BRANCH. : And one named Ari.
[23:32:17] Jay : I'M IMAGINARY?!
[23:32:19] BRANCH. : But Mitchell is awesomer than all of them.
[23:32:26] BRANCH. : Yes, yes you are.
[23:32:43] BRANCH. : I killed you once in my head, Jay, but then I made you come back to life. You wouldn't remember.
[23:32:45] Jay : REBECCA?! IS IT TRUE?
[23:33:08] Jay : That's why I have a scar on my arm... xD
[23:33:22] BRANCH. : Very possibly.
[23:33:24] BRANCH. : ..
[23:33:25] BRANCH. : Very.
[23:33:26] BRANCH. : Very.
[23:33:27] BRANCH. : Possibly.
[23:34:28] Vixen : Extremely possible.
[23:34:50] Vixen : I killed Branch in my head a lot. That's why she's insane.
[23:35:11] BRANCH. : .. THAT'S WHAT I HAVE THE FRIENDLY SHADOWS!
[23:35:15] Jay : I'm scared now...
[23:35:20] Vixen : I love the Lunatic rabbit in Alice and Wonderland.
[23:35:27] Vixen : YOUR LATE FOR TEA.
[23:36:03] Runa : xD
[23:36:14] Runa : I watched that movie for the second time today! =D
[23:36:24] Runa : ALICE! You're back!
[23:36:36] Vixen : ME TOO!
[23:36:54] Vixen : I luff the Futterwhacken
[23:37:30] Vixen : I only love the rabbit be cause he's mad.
[23:39:58] Vixen : I'm listening to the song tehy play in the very beginning.
[23:41:47] Vixen : I TALKITIVE!
[23:42:01] Runa : Hey, Jay, are you working on chapter one?!
[23:45:09] BRANCH. : Backk
[23:45:46] Vixen : YOUR LATE FOR TEA!
[23:46:04] BRANCH. : D=
[23:46:10] BRANCH. : OH NO.
[23:46:46] Runa : -Throws a cup at Branch- PASS ME THE SCONES.
[23:47:54] BRANCH. : -ducks and throws scones at Rebecca- HEEHEE.

[11:29:06] Absolem : I remember surfing the web and came across something that told you, type in divide by zero into google

[11:29:22] The Red Queen (Rebecca) : Wow.

[11:29:32] Absolem : they say if you do it on a calculator, the calculations will colapse upon itself, creating a black hole

[11:29:54] Alice Kingsley : I'm not sure if this stuff is good for you, Sub

[11:29:56] Absolem : the next day, we had a question, "Divide 284 by 0."

[11:30:02] Absolem : We all failed that homework

I impersonated Branch. I thought Vix and I were both onboard and that it would be a prank on Branch, but evidently not. XD So I set up my username as Rainbow and even changed my signature.

[23:17:15] Rainbow is Disconnected on July 3rd 2010, 23:17.

[23:17:16] Rainbow has joined the chat on July 3rd 2010, 23:17.

[23:18:08] Rainbow : AHA.

[23:21:30] Eclipse : Grr.

[23:22:15] Rainbow : What?

[23:22:24] Rainbow : xD

[23:22:39] Rainbow : I'm going to put up a new chapter of Computer Friends.

[23:23:57] Eclipse : YAY

[23:27:47] Branch-i-fied. has been disconnected the July 3rd 2010, 23:27 (session timeout)

[23:29:01] Eclipse : I alone

[23:29:48] Rainbow : Nuh-uh!

[23:29:55] Rainbow : You always have me, Vixxy-Wixxy!

[23:30:56] Eclipse : xD

[23:32:24] Rainbow : xD

[23:33:45] Eclipse : Chappie?

[23:33:56] Branch-i-fied. has joined the chat on July 3rd 2010, 23:33

[23:34:02] Branch-i-fied. : Back for a little.

[23:34:05] Branch-i-fied. : SOCKY.

[23:34:15] Branch-i-fied. : YOU LITTLE-

[23:35:00] Rainbow : SOCKY.

[23:35:06] Rainbow : What are you doing?

[23:35:12] Rainbow : YOU LITTLE--

[23:35:24] Branch-i-fied. : Socky, stop. Really.

[23:35:35] Branch-i-fied. : I won't put up the chapter until you change your name backkk!!

[23:35:47] Branch-i-fied. : VIXEN.

[23:35:50] Branch-i-fied. : VIXEN!

[23:35:54] Rainbow : D:

[23:35:55] Branch-i-fied. : THIS IS AN IMPOSTER.

[23:36:01] Branch-i-fied. : THAT'S RIGHT, SUCKA.

[23:36:08] Branch-i-fied. : REPLIED ON SOGA, BTW, VIX.

[23:36:54] Sherlock Socks is Disconnected on July 3rd 2010, 23:36.

[23:36:55] Sherlock Socks has joined the chat on July 3rd 2010, 23:36.

[23:37:02] Sherlock Socks : FINE.

[23:37:04] Sherlock Socks : KILLJOY.

[23:37:12] Branch-i-fied. : Yes, yes I am. =)

[23:37:23] Branch-i-fied. : YOU USED VIXXY WIXXY'S NICKNAME THAT ONLY I AM ALLOWED YOU USE. PUNK! D:

[23:37:42] Eclipse : That was hilarious. xD

[23:37:46] Branch-i-fied. : I hope nobody quotes this.. D:

[23:37:48] Branch-i-fied. : NO IT WASN'T.

[23:38:04] Eclipse : WAIT

[23:38:12] Eclipse : RAINBOW WAS SOCKY?

[23:38:12] Branch-i-fied. : I"M GOING TO GO PUT UP THE CHAPTER, GO POST ON SOGA.

[23:38:18] Branch-i-fied. : YEA.

[23:38:21] Eclipse : xD

[23:38:35] Eclipse : I was talking to Socky?!? I thought it was YOU!

[23:38:43] Sherlock Socks : XD

[23:39:03] Branch-i-fied. : D:

[23:39:36] Sherlock Socks : Okay, THAT is grounds for a quote.

Wait, I have a better one. Ollie the foster dog had an upset stomach, if you know what I mean. So I took him out and he did his biz.

Mom: Did it look normal?
Me: Yep.
Dad: Did it smell normal?
Me: ...Sorry, dad, I didn't crouch down and take in the aroma of dog poop.
Dad: Well, sometimes, you know, it smells worse...
Me: (leaving the room) Yeah, okay, whatever...
Dad: YOU GET BACK OUT THERE AND SMELL THAT POOP!

XD That is too good.

Mom: Hi, honey, did you take a shower.

Me: Yes Mom.

Mom: Did you brush your teeth?

Me: Yes Mom, you don't have to ask th-

Mom: Did you put on deodorant?

Me: ...No.

Mom: EPIC FAILURE!

Me: WHAT THE HECK, MOM?!

Also...

22:15:22] Suburbia has joined the chat on 05/07/10, 10:15 pm
[22:15:51] Suburbia : Finally, now that I am alone, I can finally be myself!
[22:15:56] Suburbia : Ahh, the dictionary!
[22:16:02] Suburbia : Encyclopedias!
[22:16:06] Suburbia : Sanity!
[22:16:23] Suburbia : I bask in the knowledge that it will all be in my possession one day!
[22:17:20] Suburbia : Oh, the glorious days in which I was in possession of the ability to conjure a complex sentence, to which only an intellectual would understand!
[22:17:57] Suburbia : But alas, my days are numbered, for I can only relate to myself!
[22:18:01] Suburbia : The horror!
[22:18:05] Suburbia : The shame!
[22:18:20] Suburbia : If only one was too join my in my adventure!
[22:19:12] Suburbia : Oh no
[22:19:38] Suburbia : I have used the improper usage of "to" by typing "too"
[22:19:43] Suburbia : I am a failure!
[22:20:56] Suburbia is Disconnected on 05/07/10, 10:20 pm

Quoting yourself is for lonely children, Subs. - Otter

XD, Otter, you're so mean. And that's coming from ME.

This one's from the movie.

Mrs. Hudson: Oh, he's killed the dog...Again.
Watson: What have you done to Gladstone now?! (runs over to a comatose bulldog)
Holmes: I was simply testing a new anesthetic. He doesn't mind.

Me; (on the subject of how so many people comment on my hairstyle. Positively)
NO MATTER WHERE I AM, BE IT BI-LO OR TARGET, PEOPLE ALWAYS TRACK ME DOWN.

Aunt: I'm now going to teach you all I know about bagging groceries, okay?
Me: Uh.. Sure?
Aunt: You put the cans with the cans, bread-products with bread-products, and you never put anything on top of the bread unless it's more bread. Oh, and you never put soap near the meat, because then the meat will smell and/or taste like soap.
Me: .. 0.o

AND..

Me: I can get my own chicken..
Aunt: It's probably better that you do. If you don't, I'll over-serve you and you'll feel obligated and won't tell me, then I'll ask, then you will tell me and the chicken will go to waste!
.. I'm not analytical.