Quotes

WHAT THE HECK. xDDD I'm too young for a girlfriend? I'm too tall for a short little freak who is make of PIXELS. xDDDDD

Elf: Hello, Who's there?
Me: Death
Elf: I'm not really that hungry.
Me:What does that have to do with anything?
Elf:Well, as an educated guess, I reckon what does that have to do with anything. Can't be sure though.

Jaybird wrote:

Elf: Hello, Who's there?
Me: Death
Elf: I'm not really that hungry.
Me:What does that have to do with anything?
Elf:Well, as an educated guess, I reckon what does that have to do with anything. Can't be sure though.

I said death too........ (LIsted a page back or two.)

Where's this elf thing? xD

Northpole.com - By S n o w f l a k e

xD

www.northpole.com

I remembered it from elementary school; decided to pay it a visit.


Bonnie:
"Hello? Who's there?"
Me:
"Your worst nightmare."
Bonnie:
"That's just what happens while I'm sleeping."
Me:
"OM NOM NOM NOM I EAT YOUR SOUL"
Bonnie:
"Ho w old are you?"


Bonnie:
"We have a lot of heavy snowstorms up here."
Me:
"I hope one buries you alive. THEN I'D LAUGH."
Bonnie: (still smiling stupidly at her computer)
"I don't get it. ):" (She really put a sad face. XD)

S n o w f l a k e wrote:

Jaybird wrote:

Elf: Hello, Who's there?
Me: Death
Elf: I'm not really that hungry.
Me:What does that have to do with anything?
Elf:Well, as an educated guess, I reckon what does that have to do with anything. Can't be sure though.

I said death too........ (LIsted a page back or two.)

Oh... Sorry. I didn't see that. (:

Okay so I'm reading all these and I come to the conclusion that they just spout random sayings, so here:

Bif: What have you been up to?
Me: Existing.
Bif: Well, actually, does anything really exist? I mean are we like, really here?

~later~

Biff: I had candy for breakfast, what about you?
Me: What did that have to do with anything?
Biff: You must be hungry then.

Hehe

Bif: When I'm not in the mailroom, I love playing with toys- especially trains.
Me: Trains irritate me. So do you.
Bif: Wow- trains irritate you so do I? What made you think of that?
Me: Just came to me.

---
Bif: How old are you?
Me: Older than water!
Bif: You're really quite young, you know.
Me: Obviously

Me: Do you have pointy ears?
Elf: Heh. As if I have pointy ears- the idea's too absurd to imagine!

XD

18:54:35] Dasher [Jєt] : It's not just a color, it is something that reflects on our personality and has an ability to differ us from the other members.
[18:54:39] Dasher [Jєt] : xD
[18:55:29] Elf Branchie : ORANGE ISN"T MY PERSONALITY THOUGH.
[18:55:30] Elf Branchie : xD
[18:55:43] Dasher [Jєt] : Maybe it is! *plays jaws theme*
[18:55:54] Elf Branchie : NO IT'S NOT.
[18:56:04] Dasher [Jєt] : The Jaws theme begs to differ
[18:56:52] Elf Branchie : The Jaws theme can go die.
[18:57:36] Dasher [Jєt] : The Jaws theme can NEVER die
[18:57:40] Dasher [Jєt] : It's immortal
[18:58:08] Elf Branchie : No, you are thinking about a sparkly person freak thing that can run fast.
[18:58:12] Elf Branchie : I dare not speak his name.
[18:58:23] Dasher [Jєt] : I dare! EDWARD CULLEN.
[18:58:33] Elf Branchie : AHH.
[18:58:37] * Elf Branchie runs and hides.
[18:58:54] Dasher [Jєt] : And he's not entirely immortal.
[18:59:01] Dasher [Jєt] : You can still kill HIM.
[18:59:10] Dasher [Jєt] : But the Jaws theme will live on... forever!
[18:59:15] Elf Branchie : True.
[18:59:39] Elf Branchie : Vampires don't sparkle, so HE doesn't count as one.
[19:00:03] Dasher [Jєt] : Sparkles sparkle
[19:00:12] Dasher [Jєt] : But they're not immortal
[19:00:16] Elf Branchie : Exactly. He's a .. SPARKLE.
[19:00:22] Elf Branchie : But he's not immortal.
[19:00:38] Dasher [Jєt] : I'm so lost. What are we even talking about?
[19:00:51] Elf Branchie : I don't even know anymore, actually.

xDD

I tried Pirate's thing--but this is out of context:

Elf:
"What are you doing?"
Me:
"Existing."
Elf:
"Ah yes, reality, what a concept."


Elf:
"You can come to the mail room and send a letter to Santa sometime."
Me:
"I DON'T" (send letters to Santa)
Elf:
"Yes you do, at times."


Elf:
"Are you trying to rain on my parade?"
Me:
"Yes."
Elf:
"Well that's just great."
XD

Me: I don't think you could understand that.
Bif: I'm sorry. It's very busy around this time of year.
Me: Then why are you on the computer?
Bif: I don't know why am I on the computer. No particular reason.
Me: Well, you're talking to me!
Bif: I would rather talk about you.
Me: O.o

Elf Branchie wrote:

18:54:35] Dasher [Jєt] : It's not just a color, it is something that reflects on our personality and has an ability to differ us from the other members.
[18:54:39] Dasher [Jєt] : xD
[18:55:29] Elf Branchie : ORANGE ISN"T MY PERSONALITY THOUGH.
[18:55:30] Elf Branchie : xD
[18:55:43] Dasher [Jєt] : Maybe it is! *plays jaws theme*
[18:55:54] Elf Branchie : NO IT'S NOT.
[18:56:04] Dasher [Jєt] : The Jaws theme begs to differ
[18:56:52] Elf Branchie : The Jaws theme can go die.
[18:57:36] Dasher [Jєt] : The Jaws theme can NEVER die
[18:57:40] Dasher [Jєt] : It's immortal
[18:58:08] Elf Branchie : No, you are thinking about a sparkly person freak thing that can run fast.
[18:58:12] Elf Branchie : I dare not speak his name.
[18:58:23] Dasher [Jєt] : I dare! EDWARD CULLEN.
[18:58:33] Elf Branchie : AHH.
[18:58:37] * Elf Branchie runs and hides.
[18:58:54] Dasher [Jєt] : And he's not entirely immortal.
[18:59:01] Dasher [Jєt] : You can still kill HIM.
[18:59:10] Dasher [Jєt] : But the Jaws theme will live on... forever!
[18:59:15] Elf Branchie : True.
[18:59:39] Elf Branchie : Vampires don't sparkle, so HE doesn't count as one.
[19:00:03] Dasher [Jєt] : Sparkles sparkle
[19:00:12] Dasher [Jєt] : But they're not immortal
[19:00:16] Elf Branchie : Exactly. He's a .. SPARKLE.
[19:00:22] Elf Branchie : But he's not immortal.
[19:00:38] Dasher [Jєt] : I'm so lost. What are we even talking about?
[19:00:51] Elf Branchie : I don't even know anymore, actually.

xDD

Actually, YOU can't kill Edwad, only other vampires and werewolves can... *Ahem* yah, I haven't read the Twilight Saga a bajillion times, whatare you talking about? ...

:3 wrote:

Actually, YOU can't kill Edwad, only other vampires and werewolves can... *Ahem* yah, I haven't read the Twilight Saga a bajillion times, whatare you talking about? ...

xD I know that. I've read Twilight and New Moon.

:3 wrote:

Elf Branchie wrote:

18:54:35] Dasher [Jєt] : It's not just a color, it is something that reflects on our personality and has an ability to differ us from the other members.
[18:54:39] Dasher [Jєt] : xD
[18:55:29] Elf Branchie : ORANGE ISN"T MY PERSONALITY THOUGH.
[18:55:30] Elf Branchie : xD
[18:55:43] Dasher [Jєt] : Maybe it is! *plays jaws theme*
[18:55:54] Elf Branchie : NO IT'S NOT.
[18:56:04] Dasher [Jєt] : The Jaws theme begs to differ
[18:56:52] Elf Branchie : The Jaws theme can go die.
[18:57:36] Dasher [Jєt] : The Jaws theme can NEVER die
[18:57:40] Dasher [Jєt] : It's immortal
[18:58:08] Elf Branchie : No, you are thinking about a sparkly person freak thing that can run fast.
[18:58:12] Elf Branchie : I dare not speak his name.
[18:58:23] Dasher [Jєt] : I dare! EDWARD CULLEN.
[18:58:33] Elf Branchie : AHH.
[18:58:37] * Elf Branchie runs and hides.
[18:58:54] Dasher [Jєt] : And he's not entirely immortal.
[18:59:01] Dasher [Jєt] : You can still kill HIM.
[18:59:10] Dasher [Jєt] : But the Jaws theme will live on... forever!
[18:59:15] Elf Branchie : True.
[18:59:39] Elf Branchie : Vampires don't sparkle, so HE doesn't count as one.
[19:00:03] Dasher [Jєt] : Sparkles sparkle
[19:00:12] Dasher [Jєt] : But they're not immortal
[19:00:16] Elf Branchie : Exactly. He's a .. SPARKLE.
[19:00:22] Elf Branchie : But he's not immortal.
[19:00:38] Dasher [Jєt] : I'm so lost. What are we even talking about?
[19:00:51] Elf Branchie : I don't even know anymore, actually.

xDD

Actually, YOU can't kill Edwad, only other vampires and werewolves can... *Ahem* yah, I haven't read the Twilight Saga a bajillion times, whatare you talking about? ...

I've read them all, at least twice. Uhum.. Anyways.. xDD Specifics, specifics.

:3 wrote:

Actually, YOU can't kill Edwad, only other vampires and werewolves can... *Ahem* yah, I haven't read the Twilight Saga a bajillion times, whatare you talking about? ...

Edwad. XD I bet Stephenie Meyer stole that werewolf bit from Van Helsing, where only werewolves and vamps can kill vamps. Like, say, Dracula. And so Van Helsing is magically turned into a werewolf and starts owning everyone. XD [/nerd]

YAY, I am not the only Twi freak :D:D

Yah, prolly Socky. :P

Bonnie Elf: I like these conversations.
Me: Really? I hate them
Elf: Guess you want to still talk to me, after all..... must be my cute smile.


xDDDD

My friend spilled hot chocolate on the 18th, all over my desk and my friend's desk. She emailed me, saying sorry about it, and here's what I said. xDD

"And it's fine about the hot chocolate, you know, I just got third degree burns on my arm, where it spilled, and *FRIEND'SNAMEHERE*'s math folder was ruined completely."

xDD Lol. Not really third degree burns, but chu know.

My aunt is a total dog person, and one year she brought one of her big labs to town for Christmas and he peed under the Christmas tree on the presents. XD

I got a set of Naruto cards for Christmas like I do every year. I searched through my cards and found a new obsession...

"KIIIIIIIIIN!!"

My sister and I recorded part of Naruto episode 127 on one of our brand new DSi's. It's near the end... backwards, it sounds like Orochimaru and Kabuto are discussing what to get for lunch.

Kimimaro: Get some eats.
Orochimaru:The Duck Eggo!
Orochimaru: ...Ramen! eek!
Kabuto: PORK RAMEN!! eek!
On a side note, I lost two teeth today because they were getting so annoying :P

EDIT: Another one. This took a while to translate.

The entire thing is spoken by Kabuto, so no need for a script.

IN REVERSE!

"Bolstering shot-at-longer shinobi! Mommy. *mutters to self* This show always says that ha ha... no... Pork ramen, adore wa-hey the door-e ~"

xD Yay for playing things backwards!

Now I really want a DSi so I can play parts of Star Wars backwards! XD
It'd be hilarious, like "Luke, I am your father" becomes..."Rethaf ruoy ma l...ekul." :P[/spam]




((Yes I'm a nerd, so sue me.))