Quotes

I just remembered this:

A long time ago my friend and I were watching a movie, and all of the sudden the giant alien spaceship comes up and you hear me:
"That is the biggest frisbee I've EVER seen!!!"

I forget what the movie was...

i know this quote is kind of cheesy but i like it and its hung up on my room wall. " dont dream your life live your dreams" =]

Friend: He is a normal person, Emily! Really!
Me: .. We hope...

I've been looking at old comic pages, and there's one part where a hero is fighting a cactus. XD

Wonder Man: I'm the man of wonders! Anything I want to do--I can!
Cactus: And I am made of pulp!

XD It's just such an epic comeback I had to put it on here.

Olivia Armstrong from Fullmetal Alchemist:

"It didn't die, even if we killed it."

Friend: I don't know why you have such a problem with this project-- books never hur-

Me: *Throws book at friend*

Friend: OUCH!

Me: And you were saying....?

LOLOLOLOL!

My sister and I used to do something called "Escape the Room." I was just watching a 1 1/2-year-old video that we had made of it.

Tayu: "YAY! We escaped the car!"
18: "FREEDOM!"
...
Tayu: "But how do we get home?"

Me: Guess what I did?
Friend: You died?
Me: Nope, otherwise I wouldn't be on the phone right now. I don't think Heaven has good phone reception.

Interesting phone conversation. xD

You don't have to know the characters to get the joke:

Villain guy: Now why would Julia Carpenter, secretary for Stark Enterprises, be shadowing a young motorcycle rider in a disguised vehicle...?
Villain 2: This is California, remember.

Pretty cutting-edge remark for a 90's show, if you ask me.

Favorite Full Metal Alchemist Character is self-explanatory.

EDIT: Oops. Meant to post this in "Tuesday Name Change."

From that 18 show again. I have to post this "OWNED" moment:

Someone who I tend to call "Mr. K:" *revives people who were killed by someone*
Some person: (Something along the lines of) That means 17 is back, right?
Someone else: But why?
Mr K: Well I thought him and [18] made a cute couple! :D
18: *interrupts* Are you kidding?! He's my twin brother!
Mr K: O.O''''

[22:23:53] Becca : What about Abellona for mine?
[22:24:51] Becca : Kind of oldish sounding...
[22:25:01] Jacob : xD
[22:25:03] Becca : And almost completely horrid for a name.
[22:25:06] Becca : It fits. xD
[22:25:25] Jacob : It sounds like Bologna.
[22:25:36] Becca : ROFL.
[22:25:51] Jacob : Well, it does!
[22:26:08] Becca : What if I wanted to name all my children that?
[22:26:24] Jacob : They would probably like bologna.

I turned out to be a poet, and I didn't know it.

[01:26:41] Becca : Fine, How about Lilliana?
[01:26:45] Becca : Or Rebecca?
[01:26:59] Jacob : Those are better. xD
[01:27:06] Jacob : They don't sound like food.
[01:27:25] Becca : xD, I'm glad my First and middle name do not sound like food.
[01:27:48] Jacob : xDD
[01:28:21] Jacob : The closest thing to Rebecca that I can think of is; Paperika.
[01:28:51] Becca : Thanks. I'm the spawn of Salt and Pepper off of Blue's Clues.
[01:29:00] Jacob : xD

Here is the next section I liked. xD

((Me and Coco (sister) Were having arguement))

Meh: Coco, listen to what I'm trying to say: every club is a group, but not every group is a club. See, liike in gym class today: That was a group, but there was no way in Starclan ((Yes, I went there)) that that was a club. Does that make sense?
Coco: ...
Meh: I win.
Coco: NO YOU DIDN'T!

So we were discussing political parties and what not in social studies.

Teacher: What do you call it when a political party only focuses on one issue and only that one?

Random Kid: Obsession???

[08:36:11] Cherry Pie McGumdropdaisy : I could've SWORN I killed that guy!
[08:36:41] Jacob : xD
[08:37:15] Cherry Pie McGumdropdaisy : I'll just have to kill him again!
[08:37:22] Jacob : Who?
[08:37:24] Becca : Wow. I really hope you are talking about a video game.

Grandma: I wanna walk the dog! PLEASE? PLEASEEE?!
Aunt: He's fine..
Grandma: PLEASEEEEEEEE?!
Me: Obsession, much?

And then last night..

Me: Man, I missed school all this week because I've been sick, now I have to make up all that math..
Mom: I know.. *sigh* You're going to fail..
Me: HEY! I've only gotten like, a bad grade once.
Mom: Then you're going to fail more.
Me: You know what? You're probably the only mother EVER who says things like that. Normal mother's would be like, "Oh, sweetie, you'll do fine and be perfect!" And they'll lie to you, but you.. You're all like, "You're gonna FAIL." Why must you tell the truth?!
Mom: 0.o.. I was kidding..
Me: I knew that..

So, at my job, this hockey team wanted us to cater. That order was 350 DOLLARS!!

So I texted my dad:

Me: Just finished an order for $350!
Dad: epic metal brootal legend!
Me: I am one.

"WHY IS THE COMPUTER GOING
SO
SLOW?"

....

"...Maybe it's stupid..."

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[05:37:10] Becca : Argh, Evil Sock.
[05:37:14] Falkur is Disconnected on March 3rd 2010, 05:37
[05:37:33] Jacob : xD
[05:37:46] Becca_ has joined the chat on March 3rd 2010, 05:37
[05:38:14] Jacob : What does the underscore have anything to do with?
[05:38:15] Jacob : xD
[05:38:15] Becca_ : Hello my name is Rebecca and I am an over-apologizer. xD.
[05:38:16] Becca : SOCKY!
[05:38:34] Becca : Are you copying me?!
[05:38:44] Becca_ : Who are you?
[05:38:45] Jacob : Oh. xD.
[05:38:56] Becca : Oh my word. >.<.
[05:39:16] Becca_ : Jake, don't believe this imposter!.

^
Can I just say that was quite possibly the weirdest conversation I had? xD And to make it worse, Socky tried to be me, for maybe ten minutes. xD, I still remember when Jake copied you:

[21:48:40 02/03/10] Xerex-III the Conqeror : Hello-
[21:48:42 02/03/10] Xerex-III the Conqeror : human.
[21:48:48 02/03/10] Xerex-III the Conqeror : I have come for your brains.
[21:48:54 02/03/10] Jacob : Posted Becca.
Xerex -III the Conqeror_ has left the chatbox
Xerex -III the Conqeror_ has entered the chatbox
[21:48:59 02/03/10] Xerex-III the Conqeror : and your McDonald's.
[21:50:45 02/03/10] Xerex-III the Conqeror : AN IMPOSTER!
[21:50:48 02/03/10] Xerex-III the Conqeror_ : Stupid computer issues.
[21:51:13 02/03/10] Xerex-III the Conqeror_ : Don't listen to him. He's the imposter.
[21:51:21 02/03/10] Becca : ...
[21:51:31 02/03/10] Xerex-III the Conqeror : Filthy Martian worm.

"Rigor Mortis is not an object."
~One of my story characters. xD

My sister and I have some hilarious discussions.

About Greenland:
18: Greenland's better because there's no urban fringe!
Our mom: That's correct, because there's no urban.

At dessert:
I'm getting a piece of chocolate out of a bowl when my sister suddenly shouts behind me, "Oh, look! A piece of chocolate shaped like Tennessee!"

Also, something I just said ten seconds ago when someone in Naruto was lying down and then sat up.

Me: He must have been done a lot of crunches to do that.
18: There's this new thing called "elbows."