* IAgents Three * By Rebecca * Preface - Epilogue *

YAY.
MORE.

I love it whenever someone says "wing it". I say it as often as I can IRL just because it's a cool phrase. I have to look it up and see where it came from. :D :D


-trips over my head-
So...we don't know if anyone's really evil yet...no...yes...kitties?

More will be coming soon, I just hafta, you know, WRITE IT. xD

XD, Socky, yes and no. I told you guys this chapter was confusing as all get out, and I'm the writer. XD

Okay, you know the drill...
You right more, I become HAPPY. Comprende? xD
Yeah, I NEED MORE. AND FAST.
Or as my name suggests, I WILL DEFEAT YOU. LIKE A HUN. XD

I has a pretty little head. XD

Okay, now I'm sort of getting a grasp of the situation. My mind still whirls, but I'm sure of a few things: we're all in trouble, the bad guys are robots, and I'm having serious bacon deprivation issues. Don't they know it's a illegal? It's almost like they're...evil or something...



But OH NO, BEN, WHERE ART THOU? WHERE HAVE YOU GOOOOOONE? IF YOU DIE I WILL BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE AND KILL YOU TWICE AS HARD I SWEAR!

XDDD, SOCKY. XD Don't worry!

Yes, you got over two thousand words outta me today. D=
Next chapter, it's back to being serious, sweaters.
Something... happens...

It's a ROBOT.
GOOD GOING SOCKY, YOU SUGGESTED TO MAKE A BECCA-BOT AND THEY DID.
XDDD

"The question is...who 'they' are..."

THE JUSTIN BIEBER FANS! I ALWAYS KNEW THEY COULDN'T BE TRUSTED! >:(


This android business has gotten me rather paranoid as I'm reading. Like, I peek out the window at the neighbors' kids playing to make sure they're not talking about 'prime directives' or 'binary'...

Haha, Ahahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I just imagined tons of little tweens all lined up with axes, doing the 'Bieber' hair-flip. XD

Okay, so, I was thinking about it, and I about died, because seriously? WHAT'S MORE CHEESY THAN KILLER ROBOTS? And I wanted something mildly humorous to back-up all the evil and seriousness of these last chapters, therefore, the 'Bots' were born! Killer robots... Pfft. -glances at her laptop, while brandishing a baseball bat- Move and die, computer, move, and die.

ComputerFriends!Bex wrote:

WHAT'S MORE CHEESY THAN KILLER ROBOTS?

justin bieber's hair.

IAgents Jay wrote:

IT'S LORD OF THE FLIES IN HERE.

Darn, how did I not think of that? In class I'm always making obscure references that only the mega-old teacher will understand. XD

It's because I'm the king of awesome literature references.
BEAT THAT, BACON BOY.
XD

Oh, but I will...

Spoiler:

HAHA I WIN!

Doll-face?


I laughed out loud at that. Not sure if I would during a hostage situation, but I'm sure I wouldn't be able to hold back a snicker or two, you know. And the android Piggums? That's...that's just brutal.


Bex, you'd better get us out of there soon. XD And Jay, be awesome. You're good at that. And everyone else is on bacon duty. XD

aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd we're all screwed.


Als is always such a hoss. She's like, "We gon' find you, so you can run and tell that! ...Homeboy..!"


I demand another chapter or--

...

I dunno, but it will involve Ke$ha...