Who Wants To Play a Wickedly Fun Game? -muahahaha!-

YOU DIDN"T WISH FOR ANYTHING!
*tackles*

GASP!

I wish I had white hair!

Hehehe ^_^

Granted, but I swaped the die with red, so you have red hair!!!!

I wish that my maw maw would come out of the hospital

Granted, but then your Dad goes into the hospital

I wish I was the skinniest person ever/

Granted, but you throw up to do it

I wish I was invincible.

Granted, but you'd be like Acheles and have your heel be not invincible and you would DIE

I wish I actually belonged in this world.

Granted, now I don't... Wait...

I wish Harvey was happy forever!

Granted, but she's only happy about the fact she finally got her ham sandwich. And that's all she gets.

I wish I have a lot of money. D:

Granted, but I stole it >:)

I wish I wasn't so emo!

Granted, but then your cheerful. Very cheerful. ALL THE TIME. xDD

I wish for a new username.

granted. Now I have a bad one

I wish I could write a song... a good one!

Granted, but how will you make it famous?

I wish that my ankle that I broke didn't hurt so much.

Granted, but now the ankle that you didn't break hurts twice as much.

I wish this bag of Famous Amos cookies in front of me wasn't empty. :( XD

Granted, but it was filled with pencils!

I wish I had banana muffins.

Granted. Now... Now... It's poison!

I wish I wasn't the King of anything

Granted, but now you are at the bottom of the chain

I wish I could go into a Harvest Moon game

Granted, but how are you going to tell your mom what your doing?

I wish...I had some salmon right now.

granted, it's raw

GRRR SUBURBUA!!!!!

*starts up again* XD

I wish I had a bag of pencils. XD

Granted, but I took them from you.

I wish that I could fly

GRanted, but you can't control when

I wish I could make great plots

Granted, but now you make lousy characters.

I wish my friend Sam were here.

Granted, but Sam is now a cat

I wish that laundry folded by itself

Granted, but now homework is twice as hard.

I wish there were contests in Dragon Quest.