Who Wants To Play a Wickedly Fun Game? -muahahaha!-

Granted, now you get busy and you know it before it happens, and there is nothing you can do to prevent it!

I wish I didn't create long granteds.

((No, leopard Doodle.))

Granted. You can't think of any.

I wish for a salad.

Granted bu iut is poisonous

I wish I had a smart cat.

The Spellchecking Bean wrote:

((No, leopard Doodle.))

Lol what's a leopard doodle?

Granted, but your cat becomes so smart it overthrows you and takes over the world, like in Cats & Dogs.

I wish airplanes in the night sky were shooting stars.

Granted, but you don't need a wish anymore. (xD)

I wish that I could spend hours on end at the library, wait no, strike that, I want to LIVE THERE. =D With all my furnature and awesomeness.

Granted, but the librarian makes you pay rent. :3

I wish...Ollie wouldn't keep us up at night with his barking. Ah, sweet silence, if only...XD

Granted, but he can never bark again so a thief robs you

i wish my cat didn't rule the world

Granted but now you have to be responsible for it.

I wish... for a sketchpad. (Be creative. xD)

Granted, but whenever you draw Envy, he comes out of the drawing and slaps you in the face for every pencil stroke you make.

I wish I would always know what was wrong with my drawings.

Granted, but then you thought they were to perfect.

I wish I knew everything.

Granted, but your head asplodes from all the knowledges.

I wish I had a copy of Hawkeye and Mockingbird #1 (HAWKEYE HAS A COMIC SERIES ZOMGZ).
I can think of, like, fifty things people could do to ruin this wish. XD

Granted, but it has pages missing.

I wish... That I could do whatever I wanted whenever I wanted.

Granted, but then whenever you're about to do something you get distracted.

I wish that it would stop raining.

Granted. Now you have a drought.

I wish I could go do my play and still go to the final dance of the school year, especially because it's outside and if it rains, they'll have it inside.

Ruin away.

You wouldn't hurt a Suburbia, would you?

If you do...

Spoiler:

-Is Bitten- Granted, but now that you can go to both, they cancel both of them.

I wish... Hmmm... I wish I could finish another one of my novels sooner, WITHOUT effecting any of the current novels I am writing. (Please oh RUSSIAN FARIES! Please! DO NOT HARM MY BABIES! xD)

The Russian fairies hear your pleas!
Granted, but your hands and your brain fall out so you can't continue writing. >:D

I wish Tennessee didn't have bipolar weather. ^^

Granted, and I'm not messing this one up, because I wish that too sometimes.

I wish the Russian Fairies were nicer... xD

Granted. Now the Polish fairies are here, and after decades of being the little guy, they ar- NO! DON'T TAKE ME! I NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU!

I wish I wished upon a wish somebody wished he wished but didn't wish. Wish. XD

Granted, but...uh...you blow up. XD

I wish summer break was longer!

Granted, but it's so long you can never go to school again and you fail at life because YOU CAN'T GET A JOB.

I wish more people liked Dragon Quest. D|

Granted, but since I don't know what that is (XD) every time you try to play it or something, everyone who likes it comes over to your house and watches you play over your shoulder while breathing their germs on you. Or something. XD

I WISH I COULD SEE INTO THE FUTURE.

Granded, but all you see is whenever a person sneezes... IN SLOW MOTION, EVERY FIVE SECONDS. >=D

I wish a wishity wish wish.

Granted, but then he never gets any older.

I wish that everyone wasn't so busy.

granted but now they don't do ANYTHING

I wish I had a pet Yooyu on Neopets!

Granted, but it dies dramatically the next day ;)

I wish I didn't have braces