Who Wants To Play a Wickedly Fun Game? -muahahaha!-

granted but now your teeth explode

i wish my Yooyu didn't die

Granted, but now it mooches money off of you.

I wish i could speak lolcat, srsly.

Granted but the tablet crashes, and a Hobo steals your computer money.

I wish I didn't have school at all, and I was the smartest person in the world.

Granted, but you're so smart everything thinks you are a nerd.

I wish I had some non-charred cookies.

Granted, but then they're frozen solid. AND YOU CAN'T UN-THAW them.

I wish that it would be August 24th already. (Mockingjay comes out. =D)

Granted, but you aren't able to see Mockingjay.

I wish my mom would let me play computer longer.

IS IT PART OF A SERIES OR WHAT?

Granted, but it keeps getting hotter and hotter.

I wish Jay would like his middle name.

YES. THE HUNGER GAMES TRILOGY.

Granted, but I hate my first and last name.

I wish Vix would like all of her name. xD

Granted, but she hates her face. xDD

I WISH I WAS AWESOME.

GOOD BEX.

Granted, but he kills you

I wish Bran ch hadn't spoke my last name and caused a spam fest. xD

Why do I always end up in a funny farm?

Granted, but now we didn't have that EPICLY FUN TIME.

I wish... I WAS LIKE TONKS FROM HARRY POTTER. EXCEPT NOT DEAD.

Granted but, instead of marrying Lupin, you marry UMBRIDGE. WHO IS ACTUALLY A MAN, DRESSED UP IN WOMAN'S CLOTHING. xD

I wish that I had Bree's art skillage. xDD

Granted, but then she gets even better.

I wish people would think there writing was good.

Granted, but then our egos get so big we explode.

I wish that I had a cocker spaniel.

Granted, but then he burns down your house

I wish I had a magical immortal snowcone friend

Granted, but than the immortal, magical snowcone turns rogue and eats your family and friends, driving you insane. You can't kill it, because it's immortal, and eventually, it eats you to, then it devours the U.S, then the world. And you feel guilty up in Heaven for bringing this immortal monster into the world.

I WISH THAT IT WAS SUNNY IN WASHINGTON.. XD

Granted, but the sun is nonstop and so hot that the entire state catches on fire and everyone has to leave with what they can carry.

I WISH BRANCH WOULD POST ON SCARLET PACK AND THEN I COULD POST AND THEN WE COULD CONTINUE UNTIL NEXT WEDNESDAY EXCEPT FOR 5 MINUTE FOOD/WATER/POTTY BREAKS.

Granted, but then Scarlet Pack dies.

I wish I had no school Mondays.

GRANTED. BUT THEN, YOU HAVE SCHOOL ON TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY, SATURDAY, AND SUNDAY.

I WISH I HAD FABRIC MARKERS TO DRAW MY EPIC MUFFIN MONSTER ON MY T-SHIRT.. D:

Granted, but the monster thinks it's been drawn into inkheart and comesalive and eats all your other writing utensils.

I WISH I COULD POST FOR ETERNITY!

.. THAT WOULD SUCK. A LOT.

Granted, but you post so much that it overloads RPC's system and all your posts are deleted. :D

I WISH THAT I WAS CREATIVE.

D= NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Granted, but you're so creative you think you're not.

I WISH THAT I HAD MAD RP SKILLS FOR THE NEXT 5 DAYS.