Who Wants To Play a Wickedly Fun Game? -muahahaha!-

Granted, but then nothing after today is ever good on TV

I wish for an editer for stories that wasn't mean but gave good critque.

Granted, but they won't read any of YOUR stories.

I wish for... a kangaroo!

Granted, but it bounces around and destroys your house.

I wish for a model airplane (it's going to break...)

GRanted, and, your right, it breaks...

I wish I could fall asleep at will!

Granted, but you used the wrong "you're" in the corruption, causing you to only be able to take ten-second naps.

I wish for an eagle. (i'm dead xD)

(Yeah Misty. I understand. I really suck at grammar. I tried to fix some things but, yeah. I seriously need like a grammar check thing. xD)

Granted, but it then flies away.

I wish for better writing skills.

(Aha, sors Nooky it just bugs me ;) I was jokin anyways :D)

Granted, but yo are now so perfect that it annoys everyone because you correct everyone's mistakes(me xD )

I wish I wasn't so bugged with grammer skills.

Granted, but now you can't write at all.

I wish I had a pet unicorn!

Granted, but it hates you

I wish I had some good luck

Granted, but it lasts for a split second.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

Granted, but its filled with worms.. (EW xDD )

I wish for tomorrow to come quickly!!! (Meh friend is comin' over.)

Granted, but that day passes by as well.

I wish I knew the rest of the lyrics to Parade.

Granted, but you wish is not granted.

I wish I had a cute, NICE, tiger.

Granted, but the poor thing is terrified of you.

I wish that I could find out what makes me such a non-social person.

Granted, but then you're too social. -shudders- Very Social people are sometimes really annoying.

I wish that I didn't have such messed up hair every time I wake up in the morning.

granted, now it's when you fall asleep.

I wish I had messed up hair when I wake up in the morning (It looks cool on me)

Granted, but your mom will probably make you fix it.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but then all the video games with stuff like that (Violence) in them disappears from all 10-year old boys' rooms. xDD

I wish for house peace. (My family argues alot.)

((YOur right))

Granted, but other houses aren't friendly! PWND!

I wish I was an only child.

Granted, but it only lasts for a second and then your parents have a kid.

I wish my parents always got along.

Granted, but there will always be the time when they do fight.

I wish to find true love.

Granted, but then he's in a "freak fire"

I wish I could breath fire at will.

Granted, but then you'd accidentally burn your food before you eat it >:)

I wish that I had more wishes!

granted. We steal them