Who Wants To Play a Wickedly Fun Game? -muahahaha!-

Granted, but now you don't like or want mushroooms.

I wish that my younger siblings weren't so uncivalized.

Granted, but you spelled "uncivilized" wrong, so now they tear down the house.

I wish something would happen

Granted, but it's boring.

I wish Silent Chasm weren't so hard. I JUST HAD TO LOSE MY RED GUMMI :(

(Crud. I was in rush. -_-)

Granted but, now that's the only easy game (I think it's a game.) you'll ever play. The rest are unbeatable.

I wish that it wasn't so hot in here.

((Part of a game. I LOST NINE TENTHS OF THE WAY THROUGH! D: ))

Granted, but now it's freezing cold.

I wish I could write a song that was at least decent.

Granted, but now you can't sing it.

I wish for an elephant mushroom.

Granted, but it turns out to be a giraffe.

I wish that I were Fireheath (a [url=veekun.com/dex/pokemon/torchic]Torchic[/url]) in real life.

Granted, but you don't have Swampter.

I wish for a smiley face :)

Granted! But it's not smiley all the time. Look.

I wish that it would be ten hours later.

Granted, but then time goes backwards and it's nine hours later.

((Lol, you forgot to wish))

*starts again*

I wish that I could go on my vacation on Saturday RIGHT NAOW. XD

((I know that, I couldn't think of one XD))

Granted, but on saturday it's Karin's 17th birthday, so she comes and gives you some fruit juice.

I wish my tiny little rubber dragon was real.

Granted! but it burns your house to the ground. Sorry.

I wish I had some breakfast! X3
...waffles preferably.

Granted, but they're twice as big as your head. :3

I wish I make fire. (GIANT MATCH PLEASE)

Granted, but you burn yourself.

I wish I was Roger Rabbit

Granted, but then a hawk swoops down and eats you.

I wish for an armadillo.

awe! You get one. but it's afraid of you, and coils into a ball for hours.

I wish it would just rain already.

Granted, but it's a light sprinkle for a split second.

I wish for a turkey.

BAM. granted. But it eats your shoe! Darn.

I wish my boyfriend did'nt have to leave for 3 days.

Granted, He leaves for 5.

I wish my sisters didn't drive me insane

Granted, but now a kid at school does

I wish that I hadn't ruined my shoes from the water fight

Granted! but instead you ruined your shirt.

I wish I had a starburst. A blue one!

Granted, but the starburst is also very depressed and you feel sorry for it so you pay for conseling for it. XD

I WISH IT WEREN'T SO HOT! XD

GRanted... NOw you freeze!

I wish I could write a book.

Granted, but no matter what you do the publisher doesn't sell it.

I wish for a turken