Who Wants To Play a Wickedly Fun Game? -muahahaha!-

granted, the next stray dog you meet will!

I wish I wasn't so sane. X~D

Granted, but your so INSANE that you have to be put in a straight jacket, and you can't be let in public with normal people. xD

I wish I had a camera or something to make videos for YouTube.

Granted but, then they get no views.

I wish my siblings would stop yelling at me, even though I've done nothing.

Granted, now your friends and parents start yelling at your for nothing

I wish that I was a speed typer and I could finish the new chapter for Flight Attendants Daughters..

Granted, but your spelling/grammar is horrible because you typed so fast and everyone hates it.


I wish my friend would e-mail me!

Granted, But the e-mail is short and vague.

I wish V-Leaf's story was real. xD

(So do I. xD)

Granted, but we all faint from shock. xD

I wish that autumn would hurry up and come.

Granted, but it lasts for a second.

I wish that.. I wish that Jake, Rebecca, Leafy and I all knew eachother in real life!! =D

(I feel so loved! xDD)

Granted, but we turn into pictures.


I wish Branch would move her lazy butt and write a new chapter of FAD!

Granted, but it's only two sentances.


I wish Qui-Gon Jinn hadn't died in Episode One of Star Wars. :[ He was aweseome.

Granted, but he dies in the second episode.

I wish Vix would write the next chapter in her story!

Granted, but it sucks. (Which we all know WILL not happen. xDD))

I wish that the new school schedule wasn't screwing with my body and making me get up at 7:30 on the weekend,

Granted, but now it's 5:30... MWAHAHA!

I wish... I had my computer with me, (I'm at my Grandparent's house on theirs.)

That would totally suck. xDD

Hmm.. Granted, but then it crashes right in the middle of talking to Jake, Leafy and me.

I wish that I could find that stupid song I heard in the car! xD

Granted, but you go deaf. XD

I WISH I HAD A COOKIE

Granted, but then it eats you.

I wish that it would start raining, or snowing...

Granted, but it never stopped and everyone died. xD



I wish I could get on Tuesday. =P

(This game was SO MUCH FUN. xD)

Granted, but you can't get on any other Tuesday for the rest of your life.

I wish that I could come out of my room right now... xD

Granted, but you can't go back out.

I wish I could go to another planet and destroy Earth.

Not really.

Granted but, you accidentally blow up the planet your on.

I wish that school would finally get out.

Granted, but your summer is ruined because you have one of those creepy "FUN!" camp things.

I wish...I wish I had some pastaroni to eat right now.

granted, but I've never heard of it, so it burns out of existence in your mouth.

I wish I had some Nerds. ((The candy))

(Aw man, you specified... xDD)

Granted but they are actually Pop Rocks in disguise and blow up your mouth like Two-Face in Batman.

I wish I had a pony. =3

Granted, but it kicks you in the face.

I wish Dorchet's name wasn't so confusing.

((In the original FMA, it'd Dorochet, pronounced "DOR-uh-shay."
In the manga, it's Dorchet, who knows how it's pronounced.
And then in Brotherhood they change it to Dolcetto. XP))

Granted, but every time you say or think it, it comes out as an obscene cuss word. XD

I wish I could go back to sleep.