Who Wants To Play a Wickedly Fun Game? -muahahaha!-

Granted, but now it tastes like pork.

I wish that I could get Kryptonite by Three Doors Down out of my head.

Granted, but now "Barbie Girl" will be stuck in your head FOREVER!
[Btw- Kryptonite is an AWESOME song :D ]

I wish this stupid T.V. movie had commercials so I could go upstairs.

(Oh gosh. -Shudders- I hate that song.)

Granted, but now all you can wtch is Paid Proggramming for the rest of your life.


I wish that something good was on TV.

[Barbie Girl or Kryptonite?]

Granted, but then all the T.V.s explode.

I wish it wasn't so DRY and HOT in Colorado.

Granted, but now you live in Alaska. XD

I wish that I was as good a drawer as Socky.

Granted, but now you're not as good a typist as you were before.

I wish for a cake.

GRanted, it's coconut. icky

I wish I had wi-fi at the beach

Granted, but your computer crashes and you can't use Wi-Fi.

I wish I had a shiny Pokémon.

Granted, but all the other Pokemon disappear.

I wish for a working calculator.

Granted, but now you forgot how to use it!

I wish we had ravioli[SP?] for dinner.

(Barbie Girl.)

Granted, but it wasn't cooked or boiled.

I wish that I had a wish.

[Okay]

Granted, but the wish expired yesterday.

I wish T.V. wasn't so predictable.

Granted, but now books and RPC are predictable.

I wish for a cougar den.

Granted, but it's infested with hungry cougars that have a taste for human.

I wish for a glass of Coca - Cola.

Granted, but it's poison. Oops.

I wish that it was next week already.

Granted, but a moment into next week it shifts into next year.

I wish for a purple pencil.

Granted but, you can't use it or look at it.

I wish that my Dog wasn't shedding right now.

Granted, but it has rabies and bites you!

I wish I was a knight or sorceress

(Pretty flawless, because I love dark magic/knights)

[XD Var, wonder where that wish came from...?]

Granted, but five seconds into being one you are turned into a pink, fluffy pillow!

Gee, I wish I had some toast! With Jelly!

Granted, but it's a glop of jelly with crumbs of toast!

I wish I wasn't Blank's servant. (Don't ask)

Granted but, now your mine. Hehe.

I wish that I didn't have another headache.

(Ha ha! Sorry I dream of the game! Wait...not that game anymore...I used to dream of TDF but now it's Okami even though I finished it!)

Granted, bit a stomach ache appears in your belleh!!

I wish I had a larger teddy bear collection!


(Blah blah, I know how this one ends, they burn in a fire I bet! LOL!)

Granted. The teddy bear collapse on you!

I wish I had my freedom

Granted, but 5 sec. later Toasty (the kingdom) is your master!

I wish this dang teddy was off me!

Granted, but a different one goes on you!

I wish my master was nice to me!