Warriors Script Fun :3

In this thead, we shall be makin funneh warriors cats scripts together with teh real characters :3

Ashfur: Squirrelflight, I think that taking you and that thing *gestures to Brambleclaw* to relationship councelling.
Squirrelflight: UUG ASHFUR WHY U ALWAS B TAKIN ME TO GET THERAPY I DUN NEED NONE YOU DUMB ORGANIZM!!!!111 *claws Ashfurs face off while drooling*
Ashfur: *thinking to self* Ahhh, I just love it when she tries to kill me. *speaks* Now honey, I need my face. How else am I to charm you?
Brambleclaw: *snorts definitley for no apparent reason*
Ashfur: T.T Oooookay. So, here we are. Ferncloud?
Ferncloud: Yes? *comes to greet Ashfur* Sorry, I was too busy having kits to come to see you. Is this is four-o'-clock?
Dustpelt: *appears out of nowhere and glares at everyone except Ferncloud* No, your four-o'-clock was Daisy and Spiderleg.
Daisy: *appears out of nowhere and looks around frantically clinging to Berrynose* ACK A SPIDER HELP!
Dustpelt: *glares at Daisy and Berrynose* No there's not a spider, there's just a snake.
Honeyfern: *appears out of nowhere with a snake* LOOKIT WHAT I FOUND! Oooooh, Berrynose, am I catching your eye?
Berrynose: *is looking at mirror and is unaware he is being spoken to* What?
Daisy: There's a spider, Berrynose!
Berrynose: OHEMGEE. NOWAY. *screams like a girl and freaks, slapping snake* *snake spazzes and bites Honeyfern*
Honeyfern: Berrynose, am I pretty when I'm dying? *blushes* *dies* *everyone except for Berrynose and Dustpelt mourns*
Dustpelt: *glares*
Berrynose: *looks confused* Who is that? *points at Honeyfern*


Sorry for the bad spelling I am sleepy:P

... Who the heck possesed you when you wrote that? IT WAS CRAZY AWESOME!

That. Was. Awesome. xDD

XD Sorry I forgot to mention this but we're all supposed to write ones P: You can add on to mine or make your own :)

((Can I use my own, since I haven't read the books in like FOREVAH!))

AWE XD I'ma addddd to it later.

Oooh. Creepy AND fascinating. NIIIIIIIICE.


Crowfeather: -emo-
Nightcloud: CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOWFEVVER, COME PLAY WIF YOUR SOOOOOOOON!!
Breezepelt: Shoot me, just shoot me now...
Crowfeather: No. I want to wallow in self-pity and sadness.
Nightcloud: D8 WHY?!
Crowfeather: Because I loved this gorgeous she-cat and she died, then I loved this nice she-cat but she dumped me, so I'm stuck with an abusive mate and emo son.
Breezepelt: -curls up in a corner-
Nightcloud: Leafpool this, Feathertail that. Helloooooooooo! Right in front of you! Prettiest she-cat in ALL the Clans!
Crowfeather: OMG WHERE IS SHE?!
Nightcloud: TALKING TO YOU!!
Crowfeather: Okay, Leafpool OR Feathertail aren't talking to me, Nightcloud. There's something up in your brain that needs a defunkafying.
Breezepelt: -cuts himself-
Nightcloud: SDFKLGJ;LDKFGJ K;JY HLYKUJH6JRSOG0P;EFJAE I'LL END YOU!
Crowfeather: ...Yeah. I'm going to go and--
Tornear: CROWY THUNDERCLAN CATS WANT YOU!
Crowfeather: (thought bubbleZOMG COULD IT BE LEAFPOOL?!thought bubble) Uh, sure. I'll...just...go now.
Breezepelt: -crawls around cutting himself-
Nightcloud: BREEZEPELT WUTCHU DOING WITH THAT KNIFE?!
Crowfeather: -runs away-

.:[at the ThunderClan border]:.
Hollyleaf:ohnoohnowe'rehalfclanomgwhatwillfirestarsayomgi'mgonnadieomgihateleafpoolshe'sall"i'minlovewithawindclancatladedahdedahhhhh!"andi'malllike"ihatechu!"
Jayfeather:...Shut up, Hollyleaf.
Lionblaze: YOU SHUT UP WOMAN!
Crowfeather: Hi.
Lionblaze: .:[censor]:.
Jayfeather: I had no idea he knew those words.
Lionblaze: I learned them when Dustpelt bursts with pride at all his kits' ceremonies and Ferncloud cusses at him. -is proud-
Hollyleaf: YOU! You're our DADDY! BLAHDEHDAHDAH!
Crowfeather: (thought bubble Oh, jeez. I have an emo kit, a cursing kit, a blind kit, and this thing too? thought bubble)



I was bored.

Brambleclaw: So they're not are kits..?
Squirrelflight: Well.. No.. ^^"
Brambleclaw: THANK STARCLAN! Crowfeather can deal with those two, and whatever alein Hollyleaf turns out to be.
Squirrelflight: Oh geez.
Brambleclaw: Are you sad? DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG!?
Squirrelflight: Whoever kills Crowfeather help me out as well, please. -.-

I think my favorite is when Brambleclaw asks if she needs a hug. xDD

((i use my own!))

Textheart: OMSC I wanna give out HUGS!
Moonshadow: NO HUGS!
Textheart: why?
Moonshadow: ((Sob)) cause I... NEVER GET HUGS! RAH! RAWR!
Junglesoul: ((Swinging on a random vine)) GLOMP AMBUSH!
Textheart and Moonshadow get glomped.
Kira: sad, so sa-((Glomped))

(OMG XD "censored" that made me laugh out loud.)

(be warned, it's been a year and a half since I've read the actual series.)

*When the tree-cutters were takin' down the forest of the original four clan's homes*

Firestar: Oooh snap. there goes another one.
Graystripe: another schwat?
Fire: tree.
Gray: thats no good. *staring straight out, sits comfortably/nonchalantly with tail curled around paws.* *slight drool*
Man walking by: *girl-like voice* I'ma steal youu. *picks up graystripe*
Gray: *licks* nom. oh wait no. oh please, noooo, don't take me away from this place. *less-than enthusiastic*
Fire: ohh. snap.

*man throws Gray in truck, drives away*
Gray: it's awfully dusty in here. maybe you should sweep it out once and a while.
random cat in the back: thats what I said last week.

Lol wut?

XD Tis a funneh.

I made one up a while ago...

Squirrelpaw: *bouncing up and down* HEEEEEEY BRAMBLECLAW, GUESS WHAT?
Brambleclaw: Uh...what?
Squirrelpaw: *still bouncing* I FOUND THE NEW THUNDERCLAN CAMP!
Brambleclaw: *gasp* NO WAY!
Squirrelpaw: YES WAY! I FELL INTO IT AND NEARLY KILLED MYSELF!
Bramble&Squirrel: HEY CROWPAW!!!! GET OVER HERE YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS!!
Crowpaw: *sighs* What?
Squirrelpaw: I FOUND THE NEW THUNDERCLAN CAMP!
Crowpaw: *epic gasp* ZOMG!!!
Squirrelpaw: Now us ThunderClan cats can have partaaays and make lots of noise and have kits n' stuff!!!!
Bramble&Squirrel: *girlish squeals*
Crowpaw: THAT'S AWESEOME! But wait, I live in WindClan...
Bramble&Squirrel: INTRUDER!!!
*brambleclaw flings crowpaw out of the thunderclan camp*
Squirrelpaw: Uhh...I'M GONNA KEEP DANCING! *hops around*
Brambleclaw: *glares after Crowpaw*


Yeah. Wierd. xD

XD Yew has a funneh

*RANDOM SARCLAN FIGHT* xD

Blue: Uh oh.
White: shut up. Dun tell me you ahve a stupid prowhatchacallit about those two. *points stupidly at Bramble and Squirral*
Blue: Shut up. I'm leader and your aunt. BURN!
White: *grumbles* A tempered one.
Blue: *starts top drool* What were we talkin' about?
White: Dunno. *goes back to drinking orange juice*
Blue: Your forgetful.
White: if I were were, I wouldn't be talking
Blue: *attacks*
Lion: SHUT THE *beep* UP AND BE GOOD!


xD

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You guys put a smile on my face. XP

NOW I USE MY OWN CATS!

Owlpaw: -sits around, depressed how he is half-clan-
Fallenleaf (yes cheesey name I know): How long has been sitting there?
Cloverpaw: -checks invisible watch- Let's see...according to my watch, three days.
Fallenleaf: Ooh.
Shadowpaw: -pops out of the ground behind Owlpaw- SOMEONE NEEDS GLOMPIN'!
Owlpaw: -turns around full fury and beats a bewildered Shadowpaw back into the ground- DIE! DIE! DIE!!
Fallenleaf: o.0" Some things even glomps can't fix.

Not very good, but the hug glomp thingy got whatever wheels I had turning.

That was funneh. :]

Glomps cure ALL! :D