Who Wants To Play a Wickedly Fun Game? -muahahaha!-

Granted, but you can't solve a single problem.

I wish that I could sing something else.

Granted, but you eventully get stuck in the middle of 'The Return of the King'.

I wish I had superstrength.

Granted, but now you can't move.

I wish I could hear someone else sing a song that I like.

Granted, but then Sumaru comes in and forms a horrible duet.

I wish people wouldn't pronounce everything wrong.

Granted, but now animals do. For example, Akamaru pronounces arf "ohrf."

I wish that something interesting would happen.

((PS. Yay Sumaru!))

Granted, but now you pronounce everything wrong. XD

I wish I had a Mac. :( *pokes PC*

Granted, but the Mac doesn't work.

I wish I could type long fan fiction.

Granted, but then you type so much that your fingers fall off. xDD Wow.

I wish that one of my friends was my sibling.

Granted, but your mom is now your enemy.

I wish I could do a report on Subaru.

Granted, but your report goes bad, and you get a bad grade.

I really wish that I had an actually cell phone, not an 'EMERGENCY ONLY' phone.

Granted, but each minute costs 100.000$ and one text is 150.00$.

I wish I had a milkshake right now.

Granted, but it's charged with electricity.

I wish I could memorize those few lines of Akeboshi right now...

(Yume o mite, yume o mite... it means Dream on, dream on...)

(What...I'M SORRY, I DON'T WATCH NARUTO! D: I just don't get it. The Naruto guy will be like, "GITSU!" or whatever and turn into a million people. And I'll just be like, O_O"" 'Cause Naruto is one of the many series you have to watch from the beginning to love and understand. XD)

Granted, but instead of yume o miting, yume o miting, you can't dream or sleep, for that matter.

I wish people didn't try to be so mature all the time.

(Some people don't know WHEN to just lighten up for once, and act all "Hurr hurr hurr maturity hurr." They act all superior and stuff and try to control people, you know?)

Granted but they became monkeys.

I wish I was a better rper.

(Lol, at least monkeys are more fun then the sourpusses they are right now...)

Granted, but everyone on here gets so jealous of your rp skills they quit and you have to find a new site, but the people on there quit, and you have to find a new site, and those people quit, and so on...

I wish Wolverine was real--AND HE DIDN'T COME AND KILL ME, to please and thankses. :D

Granted, but he turns into a real wolverine and eats everything in your refrigerator.

I wish that Redwall RP would get up on TCoD already -.-

((...Well... I think just the first sentences were enough. You kind of startled me there, Socky...
Besides, it's not a song exclusive to Naruto. It was just shortened for the ending. Only the middle lines really make sense though...
Also, I didn't watch it entirely from the beginning. I missed the first 106 episodes, which is almost half of the entire first part.))

Granted, but you don't get to be the characters you already planned.

I wish the dream inducing trick would work for once.

Granted, but you dream about the oposite of what you wanted.

I wish that I could understand girls and boys, and make sense of there actions. xDD

Granted, but now you can't understand yourself.

I wish that I was more skillful then I really am.

Granted, but you get so skillful people don't like losing in games, races, etc. so much.

I wish that school was over already, and I could be in Mexico already.

Granted, but all the Mexicans who own the shops and such are all illegally in America T.T (sorry for that politiacal comment XD)

I wish I didn't bruise myself on my pogostick really badly yesterday (gosh I am pwns XD)

Granted. You fell into a river on your pogo stick and died. XD

I wish my Squiby deer would GROW UP ALREADY! XD

Granted. I clicked them all. (But then it tries to pogostick and falls into a river on its knobby deer legs and dies XD JK) But then all of your other squiblies are frozen. XD

I wish that I could enjoy the game Sonic Unleashed all over again without knowing what to do exactly so it's as good as the first time... get it? XD

Granted, though now when you play the game, after 5 minutes, it turns off. EVER TIME! XD

I wish I had....an Itunes card!