Who Wants To Play a Wickedly Fun Game? -muahahaha!-

Granted, but now the pizza's rotten!

X] This is evil funfun.

I wish that the Monty Python Crew lived at my house.

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Granted. The Monty python crew attacks you though.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

OH NOES! *runaway*

Granted, but now you're sleepy.

Granted, but you have no wish, so you can't get it granted in the first place, thus causing a paradox.

I wish I had a bone.

Granted, but it's without the person and has a mind of its own, thus whacking you on the head.

I wish I had a better pencil and some inspiration.

Granted. But it's a toy rubber bone.

I wish I was back in South Carolina.

Granted, but there's no led in the pencil and your inspiration was polly pocket. XD

Granted, but Nebraska is now known as North Carolina, so you're stuck there instead.

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Granted. But when you get back to South Carolina it turns out everyones gone back in time and is living the life of the pioneers!

I wish my bedroom wasn't so small.

YAY! XD

Granted, but now you're furniture is so big you have to have a crane lift you up.

I wish my puppy would stop chewing on everything.

Granted, but now he stomps on everything.

I wish.

(by the way, the common answer to this is: "granted, but.")

(FOO! XD)

Granted, but your wish gives you a pink flamingo instead of what you were about to say. XDXDXDXD THIS IS FUN!

Evil funfun. >:-}

You didn't put a wish XD I'll restart:

I wish that I could eat stuff without it being bad for me XD

Granted but now you can't drink stuff without it being bad for you.

I wish I could RP on a Public RP without getting mad all the time. xD

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Granted! But now you get mad when you RP on Private RP's. (-gulps-)

I wish I wasn't so tired right now.

Granted, but now you're super-hyper.

I wish I could get this dang puzzle right!

Granted, but now you can't figure out how to take it apart.

I wish I had a song that I loved that wasn't 1.29 on ITunes.

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Granted but now all songs are 50.00$ each. And you can't buy CD's from the store.

I wish that I could go back in time whenever I wanted.

Granted, but you can only go back to the 1800's and appear on Pirate ships, but you can go anytime you want.

I wish that I could take my laptop to my camp and that it was like going to a 5 star hotel for a week, with horses!

Granted, but the hotel doesn't have an all-you-can-eat buffet.

I wish I had a song.

Granted, but it wasn't sung.

I wish I had a playful kitten.

Granted but it's one of those Fur Real cats.

I wish Ana in my sig would grow up like Violet!

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Granted, but the creature turns out to be a pig.

I wish I lived in Hawaii

Granted, but you only brought one snowsuit.

I wish the star would sing.

Granted, but the star sings badly.

I wish I hadn't forgotten my homework today.