Varjak's Funny Fruit Thread!!! {otober '08}

OK, what's a Fruit thread? I shall answer that, everyday, I will post a fruit, and I will tell you funny things about that; that fruit. Simple...some days, I'll make fruit up. So, go healthy :D
TODAYS FRUIT!!!!
AVOCADO



Yes, Avocado...some say alien egg, some say the fruit is a veggie, no, Avocados are fruit! And... it may not be pretty, but...fruit is an alien! A tree or bush might be an alien! So, when you see that avocado, Don't eat it! It may be an egg! It may be alive...dun dun duuuun!

TODAYS FRUIT

LEMON


Some say that the Lemon is just used for tea...but no...the Lemon is a mutant lime! It is sourer than one! And it is hard to finish! So beware when you go to the store! The Lemons are attacking!

TODAYS FRUIT

CHERRY {INTERVIEW}


Here we are interviewing a cherry in the icecream parlor.
"I-I-I don't want to be a topping!"
"Yes, but what do you have to say about your fruit?"
"Oh! Yes! We are good for eating, toppings, candied, oh my brother Fred was candied!"
"Oh really, where is he now?"
"Being eaten! The parlor is treating us like-like-like food! Were fruit! Not food! People make me sick! I just want to run off!"
"Yes yes, Cheery Cherry! Hey! You're next!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

And that concludes our Fruit today! Bye-bye!

BLACKBERRY {INTERVIEW}


Here we are with a Blackberry on a bush in the forest.
"So Mrs. Berry, how long have you been here?"
"3 weeks, I just bloomed {:3}"
"Hmm. I hear you have a bud in the back of the bush?"
"Yes! he is going to bloom in a few weeks {:3}"
"Ah. I's a male berry?"
"Yes."
"Okay back to fruit talking!"
"K!"
"What are your predators in the forest?"
"Oh bears."
"Yes?"
"Mother robins."
"Really?"
"Oh! And the scariest! The rare berry picker person!"
"Well, that is all we have time for! Bu-bye!"

ORANGE {INTERVIEW}
{This is me- }

Here we are with an orange.
"I-I am an orange!"
"I know..."
"I am orange on the inside, and orange outside."
"Yes..."
"I am promised to be full of vitamin E, and Calcium. I am a famous fruit! I come from Florida. We are the best in Florida Natural brand."
"And what do you have to say about Orange Juice?"
"I think it cruel to rob us of our juice. But It is just the way the world happens. I think it is cruel but I have nothing against it."
"Yes Yes!"
"Oh about my days in Florida,"
"What happened back there?"
"We had the most fun near the beach yes! But people would harvest us all day!"
"Yes Mr. Orange. That is all the time we have!"
"Buh-bye!"