Read theese!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.

1. On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

2. On a bag of Fritos:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(Evidently, the shoplifter special)

3. On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how. . . ?)

4. On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestions: Defrost."
(But it's *just* a suggestion)

5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
"Do not turn upside down."
(Oops, too late!)

6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(As night follows the day . . . .)

7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save even more time?)

8. On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents
if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off
those forklifts.)

9. On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope)

10. On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what?)

11. On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

12. On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts."
(NEWS FLASH)

13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: Fly Delta.)

14. On a child's Superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company, I blame parents for this one.)

15. On a Swedish chain saw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Was there a chance of this happening somewhere?...Good grief)

16. On a bottle of Palmolive Dishwashing liquid:
"Do not use on food."
(Hey, Mom, we're out of syrup! It's OK honey just grab the
Palmolive!)

17. On a tube of Crest Toothpaste:
"If swallowed contact poison control."
(Oh please have you ever heard about someone dying from
swallowing a little toothpaste?)

18. On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
"Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine."
(Hey no more swimming in the washing machine kids)

LOL I cracked up!!!!!

I know! Lol! :rotfl:

OMG SOOO Funny!

LOL


You're right. Who cares if we get eaten by animals? The real problem would be that people are dumb enough to sit on the zoo fence, so much for being at the top of the food chain.

FOUND ON REAL-LIFE WARNING LABELS:

On a can of insect spray: “Harmful to bees.”
On a motorcycle mirror: “Objects in the mirror are actually behind you.”
On a bag of peanuts: “This product contains nuts.”
On a mattress: “Do not attempt to swallow.”
On a TV remote control: “Not dishwasher safe.”
On an iron: “Never iron clothes on the body.”
On a wristwatch: “This is not underwear. Do not put in pants.”
On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device.”
Are real people *actually* this stupid? I find it hard to believe that anyone would do any of these things (Except for the wristwatch one - because I always wear my watch in my pants).

This reminds me of the time, when I was a kid and my dad got me a bike for Christmas (which came in pieces that you had to put together), and the box the bike was shipped in had a large warning label stuck on the side that read:

"WARNING! Assemble before use."

HAHA LOL. Yeah, I should look at the label for my 'lectric scooter, I wonder what that would say.

On a wheelbarrow:
Not for highway use!
(Well what good is it then?)

On an electric drill:
Not to be used as a dental instrument!
(0_o...no comment...)

AHA! This stuff is hilarious!

And o.O I always used to swallow toothpaste!!

:lol!: