1,572,978 Things to do with a... SPONGE!

Okay, there doesn't have to be 1,572,978 things, but... well, yeah...

I have to do a science project with a sponge, and I was joking that we didn't have a sponge I could cut up/ignite because my dad had to buy one. So I want to see what you can think of doing with a sponge. No, you don't have to be serious.

1. Cut it up.
2. Ignite it.
3. Feed it to a dinosaur.

Your turn!

Soak it with water freeze it then chuck it at someone(Lol)

HOW TO END THE IRAQ WAR:

1. Put it in a slingshot, with gasoline stuck in it.
2. Release, and watch fly in awe.
3. Watch the explosion in Iraq, because it landed in a Smoking-Zone Army house.
4. Fall on floor laughing, and take pictures to bring home as souveniers.
5. Watch the news, and see as the war is declared ended!

All because of a sponge...

(Lol thats funny)

Lol! Here are my ways(counting from nanook's post)
5. Feed it to your cat/dog/bunny/whatever
6. Oh, the wonders of dynamite...
7. Throw it at someone in Wal-Mart

8.)smother with mustard, eat it, and choke on it. :P
9.)name is Jephfferi (jeffrey lol, my friend Sam and I made it up ))
10.) Wash an old lady wiht it. ^^

11.) Fill it with honey and stick it to the wall...
12.) SPONGE FIGHT!

13. Break it into pieces and throw in air while singing a random song.
14. Sign up for Jeopardy and see how well the sponge does.

15.) Throw it at Crowkit and laugh!

Crowkit: HEY!

Lol!

16. Torture Emokit by drawing happy faces and rainbows and unicorns on it while she watches/is forced to stare at it. Cue laughing.

Yay, we could go on and on with F&R characters! We could use sponges in the next new chapter!

17.) Chuck it in Bigmouth's big mouth! It'll muffle his talking!

Ooooh! I have to get the rest of the chapters posted though.

18. Decorate it as a cookie and make Robinpaw stare at it while hanging her from a rope.

19. Make Axelclaw tear it up.

I know...

20.) Sell it to a hobo and buy a NEW sponge!

21. Make sponge soup. WARNING: Do not eat.

22: Give Spongebob a girlfriend.

23: Heck with Teeping someone! Just sponge 'em instead!

24. Set it on fire and charge people to see 'The Flaming Sponge'

25. Tell Emily it's cheese!

26. Make it Dance in Rayman Raving Rabbits 3!

27. Pour whipped cream on it and then go to a show. Throw it at the people in the worst act.

28. Throw it at Simon from American Idol. (I do not hate Simon in any aspect)

29.) Fill it with water, freeze it, tie it to a loooooooooong string, stand on a balcony, chuck at random passerby. yank the string, pull it up, and do it again!

lol
30. Give it to a warrior cat have him/her go dip it in Mouse Bile and then give it to a twoleg

Lolz! I'm thinking of something to do with a sponge.