Christmas for Dummies [With Harvey and Jet!]

WELCOME TO CHRISTMAS FOR DUMMIES!
aka... me and Jet's first day of winter break.

So, the first thing we did was make a gingerbread house.
*Yum, Yum*
NOT!

Step Uno:
Make some icing. Make sure you use the electric batter, not your hands. Jet and I made that mistake.
Next Step:
TRY and glue the pieces together using the icing.
And the step after that...
If icing fails, a glue gun is not the key. We advise you to use DUCKTAPE!
And after that...
Place a glop of icing all over the gingerbread house. Then cover with DUCKTAPE. If you do not use the icing, the DUCKTAPE will not stick, and you will be sad.
Nextly...
Cover the gingerbread house's DUCKTAPE with the icing that you did not use. This way, people won't know that you used DUCKTAPE.
Lastly...
Cover with all of the candy you own, and place the gingerbread house facing everyone with its good side. Take a picture, and you're done!

If it doesn't look like this, THEN YOU FAILED!!!!!!!!!

http://images.scrippsweb.com/HGTV/2005/11/29/wch03_gingerbreadhouse_i.jpg
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Now that you've heard from Harvey, let's hear from Jet.
*AH HEM*
Hold the applause, please please, that's enough.

Now, I'm going to teach how to make CHOCOLATE CAKE in three minutes.
It's the most dangerous cake eva!
We're kinda on a sugar rush right now.. so yah.
Anyways, I know, delicious chocolate cake in three minutes? Impossible! But no!

This is the recipie...

Minute Chocolate Mug Cake
You will need...
1 coffe mug
4 tablespoons of flour [plain, not self-rising]
4 tablespoons of sugar
2 tablespoons of cocoa
and chocolate chips [optional... but we luv em]
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Add all of these dry ingridients into the coffe mug and mix thoroughly.
Next, you will need a couple of wet ingridients.
[WE ARE ON A SUGAR HIGH]
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1 egg
3 tablespoons of milk
3 tablespoons of canola oil
small splash of vanilla.
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Now you mix all of these into the mug with the dry stuff in it and stirr.
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Put it into the microwave for three minutes
[If it rises over the top, don't call 911, it won't blow up]
My little sister ran around screaming: "IT'S A TERRORIST'S BOMB! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!"
NO!
Let it cool down a little, then dump it onto a plate.
ENJOY!

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WOO HOO!

Haha! That's hilarios guys! :D

OMG!
Don't you just love the new AAR song?
When you see my face hope it gives you ..., hope it gives you ...
When you walk my way hope it gives you ..., hope it gives you ...
Hehe..

Ha, funny!

I love that song!

^_^

XD Wow. Are you guys sure you have enough to do?

We had two! ^_^ SUGAH HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what a wonderful christmas this was!

I wish that we could make our Gingerbread house again :) Mine this year had duck tape on it again, but I wasn't able to keep it because my mother said it wasn't pretty enough to display

oh I'm sorry but it was the truth... xD. Anyways, I lost my phone so I have to use my old one, and all of my old pictures are still on it including the gingerbread house!