Survival of the Fittest - Juvinile edition (Episode 9 Up!)

"Welcome to Survival of the Fittest! My name is Chris and I will be your host! Here's the deal: 25 or so students have chosen to stay here; a dirty old abandoned film lot for the summer to win ONE MILLION DOLLARS! They will be seperated into two teams and compete in challenges that will BLOW YOUR MIND! The losing teams will have to vote of a teammate of their own! The last one standing wins! And here they come now!"

The buses pull up, and the cast mates get off with their luggage. The first cast mate approaches. "Sharon! Hola!" Sharon was wearing a pink bandana and very floral t-shirt and jeans. "I'm doin' fine, but those pants; not so fine!" "Gee, thanks." The next cast mate shows up. "Jeff! The Jeffster!" Jeff was wearing a blue polo shirts and khacki pants. "I'm cool," Jeff replies and high fives Chris. The next cast mate approaches. "Jacob! Wasup man?" Jacob was wearing a black underarmor shirt and carpenter jeans. "Uhm, fiiiine," He replies, a little creeped out. The next cast mate shows up. "Kieran! Glad to see ya!" "Oh my gosh, we're staying here? This'll totally bring out my mad skills!" "Yeah, ok...?" The next cast mate approaches. "Lil' Lillian! Finally another girl shows up!" Lillian just blushed and walked towards the rest of the cast mates. The next cast mate shows up. "Nicole! How are yah?" "I'm fine, but, erm, don't tell anyone I'm accident prone!" "No prob!" Nicole ran next to Sharon and Lillian. The next cast mate shows up. "Andrew, man, what's u-" "HELLLOOOOOO EVERYONE!" Andrew screams. "Dude, the sound ruins my hair. Shut. It." The next cast mate shows up. "Hunter! That buzz cut make you feel a breeze?" "No way, man, I'm feelin' PUMPED!" "That's what I'm talkin' about!" Andrew screams out again. The next cast mate shows up. "Thomas!" "Hey, what gives? You know I don't like surprises!" "Yeah, you're parole officer warned me about that. He also said to give you a call if I needed to and send you back to Juvie." The next cast mate shows up. "Jimmy! What up?" "Nothin' much, man! Just fillin' my tummy with some delicious stuffin'!" The next cast mate shows up. "Gina, everyone!" Gina stares at the cast mates that have arrived with evil in her eyes and walked over towards them. The next cast mate arrives. "Elizabeth! I hear your a Twilight fa-" "OMG OMG OMG TWWWWIIILLLLIIIGGGHHHTTT!" "Erm, okay." The next cast mate arrives. "John! I see you like food too!" "Totally man! No question!" John's belly shook as he walked. The next cast mate arrives. "Stephanie! How are you? And I see you brought a friend!" "Yeah, this is Ginny! We're like best friends!" Stephanie yelled and squeezed Ginny. Ginny tried to pull away and the two ran towards the others. The next cast mate arrives. "Brian! How's my crazy kid?" "Habba babba?" Brian waved and walked next to Jacob. The next cast mates arrive. "Chris and Carissa, guys!" Carissa and Chris we're too busy texting on their phones to pay attention to Chris the host. The next cast mate arrives. "Guys, this is Kaitlyn." "So we're staying here? I did NOT sign up for this!" "Actually, you did." Chris holds up a contract with Kaitlyn's signature on it. She grabs it and rips it apart. Chris counters with, "You know the great thing about lawyers? They make LOTS of copies!" The last cast mate arrives. "Everyone, finally, Megan." Megan waves at everyone, but their to mad to pay attention to her.

"OK! Now that everyones seen each other, I'm gonna put you into teams! Jacob, Stephanie, Kieran, Lillian, Nicole, Hunter, Brian, Ginny, Thomas, and Kaitlyn. You will be the Screaming Tigers! Jeff, Gina, Andrew, Elizabeth, Jimmy, Carissa, Chris, Megan, John, and Sharon. You will be the Killer Lions! Your first challenges will begin tommorow morning, so sleep early!"

The cast mates today are going to settle into their trailers.

Jacob looked at his fellow cast mates. They didn't seem to bad, but Ginny begged to differ. Kaitlyn immediately took the leadership role of the Screaming Tigers and leaded them towards camp. Stephanie ran over towards Ginny. "Oh my god, I can't believe we're on the same team, are you?!" She yelled into Ginny's ear. "Oh may the lord be praised," Ginny replied sarcastically. Kieran and Lillian looked at each other. They we're the shortest guy and girl on their team, and weren't too happy about it. Brian jumped behind Kieran and screamed, "Habba babba!" into his ear. Brian was the tallest guy on the whole show, besides Chris the host. "C'mon, lazy bones, move those legs!" Kaitlyn screamed from behind. Nicole tripped from being caught off guard from Kaitlyn's screaming.
The team reached their trailer. As they walked inside, 5 bunk beds were already set up, 2 on the left, 2 on the right, and 1 in the middle. "So, who wants which bed?" Hunter asked out of the blue, and Thomas immediately claimed the top bunk bed in the middle. The tape fast-forwards through the fighting between the teams, and so they finally took their beds. The order was:

Jacob (Middle, Bottom)
Kaitlyn (Middle, Top)
Stephanie (Left down, Bottom)
Ginny (Left down, Top)
Kieran (Right down, Bottom)
Brian (Right down, Top)
Hunter (Right up, Bottom)
Thomas (Right up, Top)
Lillian (Left up, Bottom)
Nicole (Left up, Top)

As the teams unloaded their luggage, they realized that the only place to put them was either back in the suitcases or in the voting chambers, where they would vote for someone if they lost. Of course, that would be a stupid idea, so they just kept it in their suitcases. As the team was getting to know each other, Chris the host opened the trailer door and told them that he was gonna explain what the show allowed you to do.

"Some things to do
*At any given time, you may vent your feelings in the voting chamber along with voting there.
*You may vote yourself off, but you may not quit until the Bonfire ceremony, where the loser will be revealed.
*You may not tell who you voted for to anyone until after the bonfire ceremony.
*Live
*That's it"

On the Killer Lions side, Sharon felt that, since Kaitlyn took leadership for her team, she should do the same. However, the team voted for Chris, because they thought Chris the host would help them out on challenges because of it. Chris the host was very vain. As the team approached their trailer, Chris declared that the team should choose their beds as a group so no fighting would commence. He had no idea what he was saying, he was just copying what Gina was saying. This plan worked, and the bed arrangements were as followed:

Chris, (Middle, Top)
Carissa (Middle, Bottom)*
Jeff (Right down, Top)
John (Right down, Bottom)
Andrew (Right up, Top)
Jimmy (Right up, Bottom)
Gina (Left down, Top)
Sharon (Left down, Bottom)
Elizabeth (Left up, Top)
Megan (Left up, Bottom)

Chris also barged in unexpectedly to say what the teams could do on the show.

The cast mates fell asleep late last night, but Chris the host set Nicole and Elizabeth's alarm clocks to 4:00 AM. When the alarms buzzed, Nicole bumped her head against the ceiling, which was very low. The bump woke up Thomas, who yelled, "WHOSE THERE?!" The yell woke up every else up and the grudgingly jumped out of bed. Chris, hearing that the Screaming Tigers have woken up, waited for the Killer Lions to do the same.

Elizabeth's collector edition Eclipse alarm sounded like, "A vampire, a vampire, a vampire." Elizabeth woke sweetly to the sound of Edward's voice... "Wait, Edward? RAH!" Elizabeth screamed (She was on team Jacob and thought Edward was a stalker) and pushed the snooze button on the clock. Most people, except for John and Jimmy, woke up from this. Chris budged the other two up and found a note telling them to come outside.

The two teams were out of there trailers with groans and moans when Chris annouced, "Today is the first elimination day! Since all the challenges will be on movie genres, it's time you knew todays theme: JAPANESE MONSTER MOVIE!" Jacob was suddenly interested in what was going on and listened contently. "There are three things in every monster movie; a monster, a city to DESTROY, and a damsel in distress to save. First off, both teams will be making a monster from our... well, pieces of junk. Heh, sorry 'bout that," Chris explained, and the two teams immediately rushed towards the junk pile. The Screaming Tigers ended up with ping pong balls, snake skins, and smoothed glass. The Killer Lions, however, obtained Alligator skins, Tennis balls, and horns. Of course, glue, staples, scissors and all that jazz was included.

The Screaming Tigers were working just fine, everyone getting along and learning about each other, except for Ginny. See, Ginny was skilled in backstabbing, and needed it in order to get to the final 3. And she knew just the idiots to help her. "STEPHANIE! LILLIAN! I NEED SOME HELP OVER HERE!" She called, and the two rushed by her side. "Ok, now listen very carefully and don't tell ANYONE! I'm gonna make sure I'm getting to the final three, and I know just the people to bring with me." Lillian and Stephanie gasped in excitement. In the voting chamber slash confesional, Stephanie and Lillian rambled on about how they would spend their million dollars and their fantasies. Back to the game, though...

The Killer Lions were almost getting the hang of each other, but Andrew kept destroying everything with his wild attitude and dramatic emotions. The team was annoyed by this, but soon got over it for Gina and Jimmy kept Andrew quiet with a mouth around his mouth and his arms around his back. Gina and Jimmy looked at each other in frustration and realized that the other had beautiful eyes. The lost focus and let go off Andrew, who didn't spare a penny getting out of their grasp. The rest of the team groaned and continued working on their monster.

At the end, Chris called the two teams to bring in their monsters. The Screaming Tigers looked like a large, slithiering snake. Chris clapped his hands and held a sign saying 8 in red sharpie. He didn't see anything yet. The Killer Lions were up next. The wheeled in a 7 foot aligator like Godzilla, tennis ball shaped bumps inside the fabric and and horns on the top. Chris' jaw was hung open and scavenged for a 10 sign. This meant the Killer Lions won the first challenge, but it was still anyones game.

The next challenge was to make a city (set) a scummy little city fit for a monster. The teams had been given graffiti, toilet paper, eggs, and mine picks. The screaming Tigers split up into teams 4 teams, Jacob and Kaitlyn with graffiti, Lilllian and Stephanie on toilet paper, Ginny and Nicole on eggs, and Kieran, Hunter, Thomas and Brian on picks. The team set off to work.

The Killer Lions were a bit less organized. The had a free-for-all policy; if you get it first you got it.

By the end of the challenge, the teams were scored on three things; creativity, efficientcy and organization, all scored on seperate charts. The Screaming Tigers got 10 on Creativity (Thanks to Kaitlyn, who realized she was a talented artist), 3 on efficientcy (Ginny and Nicole got into an egg fight, The boys got into a fight over who picked the most and Lillian and Stephanie made mummies out of themselves) and 8 on organization.

Now, the Killer Lions turn. They got 6 on creativity (since some people didn't get the tools they were skilled at), 5 on efficientcy (Since the stronger peolpe got the mine picks first) and 1 on Orginization (sorta obvious). This makes the Screaming Tigers the winner of the challenge. 1-1

The last challenge: The good monster from our production crew will be used for both teams. Each team will pick a damsel, and the one boy who survived and save her. The Sceraming Tigers chose Nicole as their damsel, since she wasn't involved much. The chose Thomas to save her, since he was probably the strongest. The Monster seemed about 15 feet tall, lime green skin, and a large fist. The monster, however, was controlled by Chef! Thomas was to be on top of a building, jump of it, grab Nicole, and land on the matresses set out. As Thomas was about to jump, Andrew and Jeff shouted, throwing him off balance. Although he did catch Nicole and land on the matresses, his body weight was uneven and landed on Nicole's legs. WHen he got up, some of the production crew laid a weeping Nicole onto a cot and carried her off screen. The rest of the cast mates were either staring at Thomas or trying to see where Nicole went to. "Idiot," Ginny muttered. Chris looked at the camera and said, "Well folks, since I'm sure the Killer Lions couldn't do any worse, they automatically win! That means the Screaming Tigers will be voting one of their teammates tonight.

The Screaming Tigers votes were;

Kaitlyn: As much as it hurts me, I have to vote for Nicole. I mean, I just can't bear to have her on anymore. She'll just keep the team from winning.
Jacob: I have to go with Thomas. He's such a jerk and stuff. What can I say?
Kieran: I'd totally vote for Nicole. Seriously, broken legs do NOT go far in reality shows.
Lillian: Thomas, no question. I mean, who knows? maybe he'll injure another one of us, and I just can't take the chance!
Nicole: Definately Thomas. Who knows, maybe next week will be a tear jerker.
Hunter: I think Nicole. She's nice and all, but nothing else, and I REALLY want a million in my pocket.
Thomas: Uhm, Nicole of course. I'm not gonna vote myself off. I don't feel guilt anymore.
Stephanie: Well, Ginny told me and Lillian to vote for Nicole, so like, Nicole
Ginny: I know that Nicole can't move without crutches or a wheelchair or whatever. Which is why I'm voting for her.
Brian: Uhm, Nicole. Habba babba, babba babba habba.

Chris: Welcome to the first bonfire ceremony. On this plate sit nine marshmellows. When you recieve a marshmallow, you are safe. The only person not to have a marshmellow will be voted of the show. The first marshmellow goes to... Kaitlyn. Jacob. Ginny. Stephanie. Lillian. Hunter. Brian. Kieran. Now, only one marshmallow remains. The final marshmallow goes to............ Thomas.

"Wait, so that means... Nicole is off the show first!" Stephanie realized, and Ginny replied, "Thanks Captain Obvious."

"That's right, Nicole. Get you and your luggage outta here! we order a ramp for you to get on the bus, so don't worry!"

Next time, on Survival of the Fittest... With the first cast mate gone, The teams mingle with each other for a horror genre. Will Ginny's alliance ever work out? Will Chris and Carissa stay off their phones? Will Brian ever learn a real language? Find out next time on Survival of the Fittest!

Chris: Last time on Survival of the Fittest...

The movie genre was a Monster Movie. The Killer Lions, although they sucked at making a monster, somehow avoided elimination. Thomas broke Nicole legs. *Plays tape in slow motion* That's gotta hurt! In the end, Nicole was voted off 7 - 3. But hey, who could blame 'em? Will Thomas ever clear his mind? Will Brian learn English? Will I ever stop talking? Find out this time, on SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST!

*Cut to morning after bonfire ceremony*

Both teams wake up soundfully after a long night.

Thomas: *Yawns and wakes up first* Ugh, thank god I'm still here. Nicole must've been steamed.
Hunter: Nah, I don't think so.

Killer Lions

Chris and Carissa both wake up at the same time. They were starting to get cocky in front of their teammates, thinking that they're team would win again because of them.

Gina: Shut up, you two. Do I have to remind you that you were the people who almost wounded half the team with your "free-for-all policy?" ((Confesssional)) I know that Chris and Carissa are idiots, but the rest of the team likes them. I mean, that's stupid, right? RIGHT?!

John: Geez, lighten up, Gina. Were all lucky that Andrew and Jeff threw Thomas off guard.

Andrew: ((Conffesional)) Finally, some respect!

Megan: But they did make Thomas break Nicole's legs.

Andrew: ((Conf)) And now it's gone.

The two teams walked out towards the eating tent when Chris burst out with a hockey mask on.

Jacob: *faints from shock*

Kaitlyn: *runs towards Chris ((She doesn't know it's Chris)) and pumbles him))

Chris: STOP IT! *pushes Kaitlyn off* Ok, after Breakfest, were gonna start today's challenges! This episode; HOOORRRROOORRRR!

Brian: HAAABBBBAAAA BAAAABBBAAAA?!

Chris: *ignores Brian* There are three things that make a good Horror movie. THe first, special effects. The second, the screams. And finally, the mystery! Eat your slop and go to set two!

Most of the teams, however, just poked at there breakfest, which is to vulgar to legally post. After they were done, they all ran to set two to just get the day over with.

Chris: Welcome teams! Today, as you know, is horror day! First off, we're gonna make some special effects. The most basic on is ketchup for blood. Test it out! The team that makes the best scene with the best special effects win!

The Screaming Tigers nodded and grabbed some ziplock bags, loads of ketchup and a fake knife. The costumes were already provided for both teams.

The Killer Lions, however, we're arguing over who should've lead the team, Chris or Gina. They were so caught up they could only grab one ziplock bag, a packet of ketchup and a toothpick.

Elizabeth: ((Conf)) I know this is sorta stupid, but the fangirl here should totally lead! I mean, if I lead the team, we'd be getting way better stuff than TOOTHPICKS!

The Screaming Tigers started with Jacob and Thomas filling the ziplock bags with ketchup. However, Thomas heard Jacob murrmur about having to be with the person he voted for. Thomas squirted some ketchup at him out of anger. Jacob scowled and told Kaitlyn about it. She just ignored him and Jacob came back to Thomas and ignored him as the red stuff covered his hair. Thomas was unaware that he was wasting ketchup and was left with only half of the ketchup from the beggining.

Ginny and Brian were chosen to write a small script for the challenge.

Ginny: Ok, let's start with some basic lines. "Oh no! Stop it! This can't be happening!"

Brian: HABBA! HABBA BABBA!

Ginny: Well, we can use that for the killer! ((Conf)) I'm not sure how Brian can keep this joke up! Guess he's to stupid to use...

Killer Lions

Chris and Carissa automatically went to writing the script which was all there was to do. Sharon was chosen to be the girl in trouble and Jimmy was to be the boyfriend that dies first. Jeff was to be the killer. Chris however was to busy talking to write anything, so he just advised his cast mates to ad-lib it.

Megan: ((Conf)) I swear if it kills me I am gonna vote Chris off as soon as possible! YOU HEAR ME CHRIS! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!

The teams were up. First was the Screaming Tigers. Hunter was gonna be the pshycotic killer and Lillian was the helpless girl. Kieran was to be the boyfriend. The three were reading from the script on the set.

Hunter: Uhm, habba. Habba babba bababba.

Lillian: Kieran, help me!

Kieran: Ok. See you read the lines that say your name...

Lillian: No, Kieran, HELP ME! *points at Hunter*

Kieran: Oh, uhm, yeah. C'mon, you stupid guy, b-bring it o-

Hunter: *Stabs ziplock bags with ketchup that are hidden from Chris*

Kieran: Oh no. I'm hit. *falls carefully*

Lillian: KIERAN! *runs up to Hunter and flips her hands at his face.

Hunter: HABBA! *punctures Lillian's ziplock bag*

Lillian: *gasps* NOO!

The three stood up and bowed towards Chris.

Chris calls up the Killer Lions.

Jimmy: C'mon, you stupid old kook, bring it! *does a fighting stance*

Jeff: Runs towards Jimmy and punctures- oh wait. *Does what he just said*

Jimmy: *Jumps back and falls on his head* OW!

Sharon: NO! Jammy!

Jimmy: It's Jimmy, Sharon!

Jeff: Yeah, it's Jimmy, Sharon.

Sharon: I can call him anything I want! *Runs and takes Jeff's toothpick and pokes him with it*

Jeff: OW! *realizes that the scene is still going on and falls back*

Sharon: *jumps on Jeff*

Chris: OK STOP! Although the Screaming Tigers read from the script and had suckish lines, they DID NOT- I REPEAT DID NOT- KILL THE KILLER! So the Screaming Tigers win!

The Screaming Tigers jump and yell in excitement.

Chris: They will be getting an advantage for the next challenge, which will be the Screamathon! The killers from the scene will pop up and scare the most scared person on the team. The Screaming Tigers' will have a more sensative detector. Ready guys?

The teams nodded and chose the most scared guy on the team.

Screaming Tigers: Jacob
Killer Lions: Megan

The Killer Lions were up first. A forest set was up and Megan was walking around, confused about the challenge. Jeff jumped from the bushes towards Megan's feet, but Megan went on her tip toes to see over the bushes. Jeff hit his head on her high heels.

Jeff: *faintly* Owww...

Megan: *turns around* Oh my gawd!

The meter: 49

Chris and Carissa both sighed in unison.

The Screaming Tigers were next. Jacob sat in the middle of the field, sitting criss-cross. Hunter rustled the bushes to add suspense. Jacob's eyes flicked open quickly and looked behind him. No one. This is so fun.

Jacob: Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Hunter jumped from his blind spot and screamed, "HHHHAAAAABBBABAAAAAA BBBBBBAAAAABBBBBBBBBAAA!"

Jacob screamed like a girl and fainted.

The meter: 84

Kaitlyn yelled and jumped in the air and the rest followed.

Chris: The Screaming Tigers WIN! One more challenge! All we need now is the music. Anyone here play an instrument?

Jacob: *weakly* Piano.
Carissa: Flute!

Chris: Well, it looks like we're gonna have some solos! Is everyone ready for the concert?

The teams grudgingly nodded. No one was really friends with Jacob cause he barely talked and Carissa was only popular and didn't have any friends because she was always with Chris.

Jacob started doing arpegios and began Murder on 13th Street. When he finished, his team stood up and clapped.

Carissa set her finger on the starting holes and began the Jaws theme. When she finished, her team jumped and laughed from joy. Carissa totally took it the wrong way, though.

Chris: *clapped and walked in between the two* Congratz guys. I declare Carissa the winner of the challenge. However, the Screaming Tigers, however, won two challenges, so the Killer Lions are gonna have to eliminate someone tonight! See you at the bonfire, guys.

The Killer Lions groaned and headed towards the voting chamber.

Chris: Geez, this is hard. I guess Gina, cause she made me and Carissa look like and idiot.
Carissa: I think Sharon should go. She totally lost it for the team in the first challenge.
Sharon: Erm, I guess Jimmy. He's a nice guy and all, but nice guys will screw you over.
Jeff: Sharon. I still can't believe toothpicks are so sturdy here.
Andrew: John. He made me really sad at the beginning of the day when I lost my respect.
Jimmy: Sharon. I mean, I can't vote for Jeff! He tried his best.
Gina: I think Chris, cause like in the beginning of the day, he's an idiot.
Elizabeth: Chris, definately. He and Gina fight to much and it get's really annoying.
John: Sharon, I mean, stabbing killer with toothpicks is NOT OK!
Megan: Chris. I told you before, i was gonna vote him off!

Chris: Welcome, Killer Lions, to your first bonfire ceremony. I must tell you that the result are very close, but they have been counted. The first marshmallow goes to... Carissa. Jeff, Andrew and Elizabeth. Jimmy and John. This is the final marshmallow, people. Only one person can have it. The final marshmallow goes to... Chris. Sharon, you messed it up for the team. What do you have to- what, SHARON!

Sharon: I'm COMIN'! *comes out with her luggage and walks onto the bus back to the loser place with Nicole*

Chris: Uhm, ok. Well, uhm, that was it.

Chris: Next time on Survival of the Fittest! With two girls out, the teams will star in an action-adventure movie, full of action and adventure! Will Chris and Gina ever make up? Jeff recover from Megan's heel? Will Hunter grow his hair back? Find out next time on Survival of the Fittest!

Jacob had woken up first this morning. He walked outside to feel the cool fresh air, and didn't know that Lillian ad woken up shortly after him.

Lillian: ((Conf)) I know this sounds a bit stupid, but I think Jacob's sorta cute. I mean, he's a scardy cat and all, and doesn't talk much, but he looks so yummy, whatever that means. *Looks into space dreamily*

The rest of the team found Jacob asleep in a dog position. They all shared remarks about him being a little koo-koo.

Kieran: *Kicks Jacob awake* WAKE UP OR I'LL, uhm, PET YOU!

Kieran woke Chris and the other Killer Lions. Now everyone was even, and we could play fairly. But who said fairly?

Chris: Alright, c'mon guys, we gotta meet Chris.

Megan: But I thought you were Chris, Chris!

Gina: *Pushes Megan* Idiot. ((Conf)) I'm not sure if it's just me, or if Megan can't tell the difference between a doorknob and her brain, which by the way, is nothing.

Chris (the host): Welcome cast mates! I can see you two had a scary day yesterday, especially you two, Jeff and Jacob.

Jeff: Shut up!

Chris: Okay! Go ahead and get your- *Looks at Chef's meal and says sickly* Protein filled meal.

The two teams groan and walk towards the tent.

*TIME SKIP BREAKFEST DONE*

Chris: I can't believe you guys didn't puke yet!

Elizabeth: It was a challenge by itself.

Chris: Anyway, today you will be in an action-adventure genre. There are three things that make a good A&A movie; an underdog protaganist with a compelling goal, a great body, and an awesome stunt. All of these will be judged by me, and the winner is safe from elimination. The loser-

Andrew: Yeah, we know, the loser team has to vote off a cast mate, can we go know?

Chris: Yeah sure, go knock yourself out. Really, do it.

The two teams arrive at set 3.

Chris: Welcome to the first challenge. The basic idea is that you need to create a character with a passionate goal. Ready?

The two teams nod and get to work.

The Screaming Tigers

Kaitlyn: Okay, who has some acting skills and a good body?

Ginny, Thomas, and Jacob raise their hands.

Kaitlyn: Okay, who has some GOOD acting skills and a good body.

Thomas puts his hand down.

Kaitlyn: Great. Alright, who can write?

Ginny puts down her hand.

Kaitlyn: Alright, so Jacob our dude.

Jacob: *nods*

Kaitlyn: So, what's your goal?

The Killer Lions

Chris: Ok, so, who wants to be it?

Everyone raises there hand.

Chris: Alright, Jimmy, Jon, Megan, Gina, your out.

They put down their hands sadly. Left: Carissa, Jeff, Andrew, Elizabeth

Chris: Alright, let use the good old method. Eeny Meeny Miny Moo... *Sigh* Elizabeth, your it.

Elizabeth: YES!

Chris: Ok, so what your goal?

Elizabeth: WEEEEEELLLllll...
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Chris (The host): Alright guys, let's get this show on the road! First up is The Screaming Tigers!

Jacob: *walks on stage*

Chris: So, Jake, what's your goal?

Jacob: Revenge.

Chris: Uhm, that's i-

Jacob: Revenge for my father who got shot on the way back from a student conference.

Chris: Okay. Who shot him?

Jacob: Erm, thugs.

Chris: Well, Alright. NEXT!

Elizabeth: *Walks on stage*

Chris: Yo, 'lizabeth, what's your goal?

Elizabeth: My goal is to destroy all team Edward's because everyone knows that team Jacob can crush them!

Chris: Really?

Elizabeth: No! Not really! Although I would like that... Anyway, my real goal is to stop terrorism with mines and EXPLOSIVES!


Chris: Alright, the next challenge is the body; ready guys and girls?

The teams nod and pick clothing to show of Elizabeth and Jacob's body.

*Time skip*

Chris: OK, ready people?

Elizabeth: READY!

Ginny: READY!

Chris: Alright, let's get this show on the road!

Elizabeth: *steps up on stage in a yellow Kill Bill outfit with a black stripe down the sides*

Chris: *Walks up on stage and whistles, inspecting the body* Ok body, m'kay?

Elizabeth: *nods and walks off stage*

Jacob: *Walks on stage in a white underarmor shirt and sweatpants*

Chris: *Inspects Jacob* M'kay, M'kay.

Jacob: *Walks off stage*

Chris: After inspecting both people, I have decided that Jacob had the better body, so The Screaming Tigers win! This means we'll have to go through a tie-breaker: The stunts!

Jacob: Oh, wonderful! ((Conf)) Ever since third grade, I knew I sucked at sports. this is basically the same thing.

Chris: Ok, here's the deal; Eliz, Jake, your gonna do stunts for us, while the rest of the team sets it up with grappling hooks, long beams and stuff of that nature.

Jimmy: ((Conf)) Oh... Snap...

Andrew: ((Conf)) This is gonna be AWESOME! I love doing stunts, but making people do them for me is SO much better!

The Killer Lions

Chris ((Cast mate)): Ok guys, since I'm captain, I'll assign positions. Jimmy, John, take to the high poles and tie some grappling hooks to them! Gina, Megan, go and set up the grappling hooks to Elizabeth, and Jeff, Carissa, and me-

Jeff: It's Jeff, Carissa, and I, Chris!

Chris: Whatever. We'll set up the scenary. Ready?

Most of the Killer Lions were dumbfounded, especially Andrew, who wasn't assigned anything. He just laid back and spied on the other team.

The Screaming Tigers

Kaitlyn: Since I'm captain, I'll assign the jobs for you guys. Ginny, Thomas, you two go and set grappling hooks on the poles. Hunter, Lillian, Stephanie, Go ahead and set Jacob up. Brian, Kieran, and I will make scenary for dramatic effect!

Lillian: ((Conf)) Oh yeah, more time with Jacob! Heh heh, he'll wrap right around my finger...

The team quickly got to work, most satisfied with their job.

Brian: Habba babba, Kieran?

Kieran: Oh my gosh, will you stop saying that!

Brian: HABBA!

Kieran: *sigh*

Stephanie: ((Conf)) Brian and Kieran are SO ANNOYING! I mean, Habba babba was funny when he got here, not when we've already lost players! I almost lost my balance putting the grappling hooks on Jacob because of them

Ginny: *Looks at Thomas* So, have you ever been sent to Juvie?

Thomas: Uhm, Duh! ((Conf)) Ginny doesn't seem right to me if I had to say anything. i mean, what is wrong with her?

Ginny: Well, So-rry

*Time skip*

Chris: Ok, we're finished!

Kaitlyn: We are too!

Chris: Well then, let test it out! Killer Lions, your first!

Elizabeth started to look down from the set. What her stunt was was to jump across building like Spider-man ((Courtesy of Megan)). When she walked back, she gulped and jumped towards the edge. Her jumped was drowned with her screaming as she barely land on the other side. Chris jumped in the air from excitement and the rest soon followed.

Chris: Awesome job, Liz. Next up is Jacob's turn.

Jacob: I'm going to die now, I am TOTALLY gonna die now!

Jacob's stunt was to crawl through a set of lasers, which if touched would set of an alarm. Jacob gulped and started through the first laser. He went slowly and carefully, taking his time.

Thomas: C'mon, Jacob, move your butt now!

Jacob scowled and kept on going through. He reached the last part. He was to jump through a hole while not touching the lasers outlining it. Jacob gulped and dive through the hole, just missing the laser outlining. Thomas jumped in the air along with the rest of the team.

Chris: Well, I think it's obvious who the winner is, now isn't it? The Killer Lions win for outstanding stunts and the fact that I love Spiderman! Screaming Tigers, You're gonna have to send another home tonight. Ready?

Jacob: *gulp* Yeah

The Votes

Kaitlyn: I think it should be Thomas. He slowed Jake down, which is why we lost, probably.
Jacob: Thomas. He's scared me since we first got to the trailers.
Kieran: Brian. He WON'T SHUT UP!
Lillian: Oh, Anyone but Jacob. Wait, that didn't count, did it?
Hunter: Thomas, totally. He is really scary, and being in Juvie?
Thomas: Kaitlyn. She paired me with Ginny for a reason. She hates me.
Stephanie: Ugh, Brian, no quetion! HABBA BABBA YOU'RE WAY HOME!
Ginny: Kaitlyn. I mean, she turned me down for JACOB! They must have a thing, and things turn into alliances, and alliances turn into me wasting my time on this show!
Brian: Thomas, Habba babba, babbabbbabba.

Chris: Welcome back Tigers. I have to say the results are really weird. The first marshmallow goes to... Ginny, Stephanie, Lillian, Jacob, Kieran, Hunter, Kaitlyn. Remember people, this is the last marshmallow, and it goes to... Brian. Thomas, you're outta here.

Thomas: Oh, you guys are SOOO dead when I come back next season. I'll make sure I get back next season! I'LL MAKE SURE OF IT!

Chris: Next time on Survival of the Fittest, With the first boy out, the cast mates are gonna play dirty in a sports movie genre! Will Stephanie learn to ignore Brian? Will Thomas really come back next season? Will my cappucino mocha latee ever arrive? Most of the answers, next time on Survival of the Fittest!

Kieran woke up first, bunking his head on the bottom of Brian's bunk. Kieran muttered something and rolled off the bed. Brian woke up from the bump and jumped down, waking everyone else up.

Ginny: Ever hear of being quiet? ((Conf)) I can't wait to get out of this frickin' competition with a million bucks. These people are idiots!

Hunter: Hey, just calm down! ((Conf)) Yah know, Ginny's starting to get me really mad. I mean, she's not just mean, but she's just such a-

*SORRY WE ARE HAVING SOME DIFFICULTIES*

Hunter: I like to-

*SORRY WE ARE HAVING SOME DIFFICULTIES*

Hunter: -with a jackhammer. But enough about Ginny.

Jacob: Yeah, just cool it. ((Conf)). ...What?

Killer Lions

Elizabeth's clock was put extra loud by Chris last night after she went to sleep. It went off so loud that it woke everyone up.

Chris: ((Conf)) I'm sorry, I just had to do that! You would too if you had to listen to her Team Jacob rants all the times while your trying to sleep!

Megan: What the heck?

Carissa: Hey look, there's a note on Jimmy's pillow!

Jimmy: *Picks up note and reads* Yo Killer Lions. Since you won last night, I'm gonna give you an advantage in today's challenges. What's gonna happen is...

*Time Skip. Gotta love 'em*

Chris (the host): Welcome teams! Today's challenges are sports based! There are three things that make awesome sports movies; the sports, duh, the drama, and the SLLLLOOOWWWW MOOOOTTTIIIOOONNN! You guys ready?

Both teams nodded, ate there "food" and ran to studio 4.

Megan: This is gonna be awesome! He meant anyone?

John: Yes, anyone, but don't keep blabbering about it. ((Conf)) I know this for a fact, Megan's gonna spill some important beans someday... I love beans...

Kieran: Hey Lillian. How about you and me pair up for the drama part, eh?

Lillian: *Looking dreamily at Jacob* Sorry, Kieran. I got eyes at someone else. ((Conf)) Wow, I never noticed how beautiful Jacob can be when he's alone. Or when he's with people. Or when he's with like, half of a person. Like Brian.

Jacob: So Brian, my man, how does it feel to almost be on the hot seat.

Brian: Habba. Habba babba bababba.

Jacob: English please. ((Conf)) If only Babbel Fish had an English to Brian setting...

Chris (host): Ok teams! Today is the sports challenge. There are three things that make a- wait, i read those already. NEXT ONE JOHNNY! That's better. Anyway teams, the first part of today's challenge is in two parts. Two people from each team will participate in track-

Megan: *gasp* I'm GREAT AT TRACK! LIKE TRACKING MOOSE!

Chris: Can someone take her outside? Moving on, three people from each team will participate in TRACK *glares at Megan* and basketball. So teams, pick your people! Track is one person, and basketball is two!

Screaming Tigers

Kaitlyn: Ok, so who's an athelete?

Stephanie: Dang, if only Thomas was here!

Hunter: Well, Brian's tall, maybe we should put him in Basketball!

Kaitlyn: Done. Ok, who's fast?

Lillian: *raises her hand* I used to do laps around the playgroun-

Kaitlyn: Great. We just need a basketball partner with Brian.

Jacob: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'll do it.

Kaitlyn: Great. So we got our people!

Killer Lions

Carissa: So, who's an athel-

Andrew. Chris, and Megan raise their hands.

Carissa: Megan? Wow, maybe we'll need to use it.

Chris: I propose we use it, anyone second?

Jimmy: I do!

Chris: Then It's settled. Let's go tell Chris.

Elizabeth: NO WAIT! ((Conf)) Nobody ever listens to me! I have to take things into serious matters!

Chris and Jimmy ignore her, as well as the rest of the boys.

Elizabeth: Sexist boys!

Chris (H): OK! I have the people right here. Lillian and John, you'll be in the track, and Jimmy and Andrew, Brian and Jacob, you'll be in Basketball. Whoever wins wins the first challenge. First, let go with track.

Lillian: Pssh, John? But he's so, erm, big!

John: I will ignore that. ((Conf)) NOT!

Chris (H): Ready, Set, GO! *fires paintgun*

Lillian rushes down the lane while John trails behind, very behind. At the end they are neck to neck when, all of a sudden, a log is placed infront of Lillian, making her trip and John the winner! The Log is pulled back before anyone can notice.

Ginny: BOO! WHAT WERE YOU DOING, LILLIAN!

Hunter: Hey, take a chill pill!

Ginny: You!

Hunter ((Conf)) Oh NO SHE DIDN'T!

Ginny: ((Conf)) Oh YEAH I DID!

Chris: The Killer Lions win the first part of the first challenge! Now, onto Brian, Jacob, Jimmy, and Andrew!

Andrew: *takes ball and starts round* Oh, where 'm I goin'? Am I goin' here, I goin' here? Jimmy!

Jacob: Fudge pickle! ((Conf)) I have no comment. But wait, that was a comment. And so was that! RAH!

Jimmy: *Takes ball and starts towards hoop*

Brian: *Runs towards Jimmy* Habba! *Steals ball and runs*

Chris: PENALTY ON SCREAMING TIGERS! Brian, you were traveling. Killer Lions get a shot from the foul line.

Andrew: Yes! *grabs ball from Brian* Ready Jimmy? You're after me, cause I'm totally makin' this! *HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES* See? *throws ball to Jimmy*

Jimmy: *takes ball* Thanks man! *Shoots and hits the rim, missing* Dang.

Andrew: It's cool, man. We're still gonna win!

*Time skip, game almost done*

Score: 10-10

Jimmy and Brian call quits because they were too tired to move on, so it's just Jacob and Andrew.

Jacob: I'm gonna die. ((Conf)) I am almost scared enough to quit right now! I mean, this is Andrew, star athelete here! And in this corner, scared of elmo toys in the night, Jacob!

Andrew: *sneers and grabs ball* Bring it on!

Jacob: *gulp* No thanks, man.

Andrew: CHICKEN! *runs to the hop and starts to make a layup*

Jacob: Oh, that's it, your gonna die! *runs towards Andrew and jumps, trying to catch the ball in mid-air*

Andrew: Oh, gawd! *takes ball from the air*

Jacob: Oh cra- *jumps into backboard and hits forehead* ((Conf)) I was right.

Andrew: Oh, gawd! Are you ok? *shoots, scores, and runs towards Jacob*

The basketball falls on Jacob's unmentionables.

Jacob: I hate you so much, Andrew.

Andrew: Oh, well, if that's how you feel, see ya! *walks towards his shocked team*

Chris: Dude, that was harsh. Real harsh. But, the Killer Lions win the first challenge!

Elizabeth: Wow, we didn't even need it on the last one!

Ginny: Wait, what are you talking about!?

Jimmy: Oh, well, today, Chris left us a note that said we could use a pass to win a challenge- oh no!

John: ((Conf)) Oh my gawd, I was wrong! It was Jimmy!

Ginny: I-I can't believe it! That's why Lillian triped? That's why Jacob almost kill himself on a backboard? Not that I care about them, but that's just mean! Meaner than me!

Jimmy: Well, Jacob was just being stupid!

Ginny: *scoff and returns to team to tell about the pass, minus Jacob who's getting band-aids on his nose*

Chris: Up next is the drama part! In Rocky, remember when Rocky tells Adrian that he wants to go all the distance with Creed? Well, you're gonna make a dramatic scene like that! Ready, teams? GO!

SCREAMING TIGERS

Kaitlyn: Alright team, how about we use Jacob again. Pity is a great tearjerking key.

Hunter: Totally. I remember this one movie wher-

Ginny: We don't care. Jake, you can think of something, right?

Jacob: *weakly* Uhm, yeah, definately.

KILLER LIONS

Chris: Guys, I'm stuck. Who should we use?

Carissa: Well, I had a great idea with Gina and Megan.

Chris: No way, Megan stinks at acting and remember the a&a challenge?

Jeff: How about Gina and you? I mean, you've had a hard relationship so far.

Gina: You know what? Let's do it!

Chris: Ugh, fine...

*Time skip*

Chris: ALRIGHT TEAMS! Time for your drama to be revealed! Killer Lions, you're up first!

Gina and Chris walk on stage, Gina kneeling and fake crying infront of Chris, whose standing and looking down at Gina.

Chris: I can't do it.

Gina: What?

Chris: I can't beat him.

Gina: Apollo?

Chris: Yeah. I been out there walkin' around, thinkin'. I mean, who am I kiddin'? I ain't even in the guy's league.

Gina: What are we gonna do?

Chris: I don't know.

Gina: You worked so hard.

Chris: Yeah, that don't matter. 'Cause I was nobody before.

Gina: Don't say that.

Chris: Ah come on, Adrian, it's true. I was nobody. But that don't matter either, you know? 'Cause I was thinkin', it really don't matter if I lose this fight. It really don't matter if this guy opens my head, either. 'Cause all I wanna do is go the distance. Nobody's ever gone the distance with Creed, and if I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I'm still standin', I'm gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren't just another bum from the neighborhood. Fin.

Chris: Wow, that was so beautiful. *ring ring* Yello? Uh huh, uh huh, really? Well, that's a bummer. I'll tell them. *closes phone* Well, Killer Lions, I've just been told that Chris and Gina just recited A scene from Rocky perfectly. Real original guys. Screaming Tigers?

Jacob walks up with a badminton racket, the rest of the team below in front of the stage, looking at Jacob.

Jacob: ((To team)) I just wanted to let you know...you guys are the best darn badminton players I've had the pleasure of coaching. You're beacons of freedom. Show the Olympic Committee we deserve a chance. Show them, it's not bad minton, it's goodminton. Heck, it's greatminton! Now get out there and win one for the Tigers!

Chris: ((Conf)) *Crying* Why couldn't the Olympic Committee just give the Tigers a break? It was his big dream! ((on set)) Awe inspiring. The pity, the drama, the originality! Screaming Tigers win the challenge!

Carissa: Nice job, Gina. Real creative.

Gina: Hey! I thought he wouldn't notice! Then again, I wasn't the only person to mess something up today. *Eyes Jimmy*

Chris: Alrighty teams, the final challenge of the day! The sllllooooowwwwww-mmmmooooottttiiiioooonnnn! Pick you person and the two will box it out in sssslllllllllllloooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww-mmmmmoooooottttttiiiiiiooooonnnnn!

SCREAMING TIGERS

Kaitlyn: Alright, let's do this. Who hasn't done anything yet?

No one raises there hand.

Kaitlyn: BESIDES the drama scene.

Kaitlyn, Kieran, Hunter, Stephanie, and Ginny raise their hands.

The votes were tallied, and Kieran won with two.

Stephanie: Dang.

KILLER LIONS

Chris: M'kay, since we can't really have any bad people, I pick... Eeny meen miny moe... oh gawd. Megan, you're up. Let's get this over with.

Megan: Yes! *walks up into ring at the same time as Kieran.

RING

Chris: In this corner, weighing 80-something pounds-pounds-pounds-pounds, the geek of geeks, the king of lame, KIERAN!

Kieran: I feel sad now.

Brian: Just remember, habba, habba babba, and baBABBA!

Kieran: Whatever.

Chris: And in this corner, weighing the same 80-something pounds, the lightning rod of hate, the ignored of the ignored, MEGAN!

Megan: Alright! YEAH!

Chris: Idiot.

DING DING

Kieran: LLLLEEETTT'SSSS DOOOOOO THHHIIIIIISSSSSSSS THHHHHHHHIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG!

Megan: What are you doing? *Hits Kieran wit giant marshmallow as boxing gloves*

Kieran: NOOOOO!!!! *slowly skids on the ring floor*

Chris: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5,6,7,8,9,10!

Round 2

Kieran: YYYOOOOUUURRRR GGGGOOOIIINNNGGGG DDDDOOOOWWWWWNNNN!

Megan: *badly* SOOOOO AAREEEE YOOUU!

Kieran *missing* IIIII PPPPPUUUUNNNNCCCCHHHH!!!!!

Megan: *uppercut* OHHH NOOO YOOUU DOOON'TT!

Kieran: *falls again*

Chris: Ugh, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! And the winner is... KIERAN!

Megan: What? Bu-but I knocked him out! Twice!

Chris: You did, but Kieran earned major points for amazing slow motion! See you Lions at the bonfire tonight!

Ginny: WOOHOO! AWESOME JOB KIERAN! Not that I like you anymore. Your still annoying.

Kieran: YAY- and I'm sad again.

The Votes

Chris: Megan. I can't stand to see her face again, and she lost it for the team!
Carissa: Gina, cause she just HAD to copy from Rocky!
Jeff: Jimmy. I can't believe he just let the pass secret slip just like that. And he got tired before the basketball game even finished!
Andrew: Jimmy! The pass thing totally lost my trust in him!
Jimmy: Gina. She lost it for the team. Yeah.
Gina: Jimmy! People that can't keep secrets shouldn't keep a million bucks!
Elizabeth: Gina. Rocky is almost as good as New Moon, and NOBODY steals lines from Rocky!
John: Jimmy! I hate non-secret keeping people!
Megan: Well, I feel sorta preasured right now, but, for a good reason, I pick...

Chris: Welcome back, Killer Lions. I'd have to say only a handful of people are safe; John, Liz, Jeff, and Andrew. Which is why they get their awards. Carissa, Chris. Megan. Now people, only one marshmallow left. Gina? How are your chances of staying.

Gina: Not very well, I guess. But, if I'm voted off, I'm not blaming anyone!

Chris: Good, cause your staying! Jimmy, your out!

Jimmy: *shocked* But, I didn't do anything that made us lose!

Megan: But Jimmy! We can't trust anyone that can give secrets away easily!

Jimmy: Ugh, that was stupid. Well, see ya guys!

Chris: Well, wasn't this fun? Next time on Survival of the Fittest!

After four bonfire ceremonies, the teams face a Western film, y'all! With gunshot duels, cow rustlin' and things of that nature, will Chris stop hating Megan? Will Ginny forgive the Killer Lions? Will anyone make a reference to a copyrighted movie? Find out next time!

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|Kaitlyn|Nicole|Win|Thomas|Win|Stephanie|Win|Lillian
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|Jacob |Thomas|Win|Thomas|Win|Kieran|Win|Lillian|
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|Kieran |Nicole|Win|Brian|Win| Stephanie|Win|Jacob|
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|Lillian |Thomas|Win|Jacob|Win|Andrew|Win|Ginny|
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|Hunter|Nicole|Win|Thomas|Win|Kieran|Win|Jacob|
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|Ginny |Nicole|Win|Kaitlyn|Win|Stephanie|Win|Lillian|
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|Brian |Nicole|Win|Thomas|Win|Lillian|Win|Jacob|
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|Chris|Win|Gina|Win|Megan|Win|Gina|Win|
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|Carissa|Win|Sharon|Win|Gina|Win|Gina|Win|
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|Andrew|Win|Chris|Win|Jimmy|Win|Gina|Win|
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|Elizabeth|Win|Chris|Win|Gina|Win|Gina|Win|
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|John |Win|Sharon|Win|Jimmy|Win|Gina|Win|
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|Megan|Win|Chris|Win|Jimmy|Win|------|Win|
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14|Jeff |Win|Sharon|Win|Jimmy|Win|Gina|Quit|
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15|Gina |Win|Chris|Win|Jimmy |Win|Chris|
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16|Stephanie|Nicole|Win|Brian|Win|Lillian|
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17|Jimmy |Win|Sharon|Win|Gina|
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18|Thomas|Nicole|Win|Kaitlyn|
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19|Sharon |Win|Jimmy|
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20|Nicole |Thomas|

Legend:
Orange = Killer Lions
Green = Screaming Tigers
Cyan = Was the first to receive a marshmallow
In = Survived the episode's challenges and was on the losing team
Olive = Was the last person to receive a marshmallow
Win = Won the episode's challenges and avoided elimination
No Color = Was given marshmallow 2nd through 3rd last.
Dark Red = Was eliminated from the competition

Tweek: The names on the leader board represent who the person voted for.

SCREAMING TIGERS

Lillian woke up first this morning. She tiptoed to Jacob's side.

Lillian: Oh Jacob, if only you would know how I feel! ((Conf)) I love Jacob. No question. I love him so much, if I could, I would make him part of Ginny's alliance. But then Ginny would be mad...

Jacob: *Eyes dart open as Lillian is in Confessional* Oh Gawd. *Hears door about to open and closes eyes*

Lillian: *walks to Jacob's side* I just can't even start to believe I met you. I mean, your beatiful hair, your voice, just EVERYTHING!

Jacob: ((Conf)) Ok, if you didn't think that was weird, I will find you and bring you to a very faraway place!

KILLER LIONS

Andrew woke everyone up shortly after himself.

John: NO! I wanna just stay in be-

*Gunshot blared outside*

John: *jumps out of bed and runs outside trailer*

*Other Killer Lions and all Screaming Tigers follow*

Chris (host): *laughing* Don't worry guys, these are filled with blanks, or at least I think...

Kieran: OK, so you're just gonna think that we're gonna trust you when you say those guns are safer? You made Jake crawl through a laser trap-

Chris: Actually, that was you. Anyway, today, y'all better be saddled up, or you'll be the next one to enter the LOSER LIMO!

Megan: Oh, a limo? I've always wanted to ride in one!

Gina: *sarcastically* OMG so have I! We have so much in common!

Megan: Really? That's awesome! We should, like, totally hang out more! *puts arm around Gina*

Gina: *monotone* Take it off, or I'll break it off.

Megan: OK! *takes arm off* ((Conf)) Well, that wasn't very nice of Gina to treat me that way. Maybe I should get rid off her... Nah, Chris bothers me way more!

Chris: Anyway, there are-

Ginny: -three things that make a great Western movie, you DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT EVERY TIME!

Chris: Well, now I'm sad... Well, those three things are...

1: Saddling a horse

2: Cow Lassoing

3: If in the event of a tie: Gunshot duels!

Hunter: Oooo! Guns!

Kieran: *turns around and looks at Hunter* You're an idiot, do you know that?

Hunter: Yes, yes I do. *sticks out tongue* ((Conf)) Kieran is NOT NICE! I hope some people have realized that by now!

Jacob: Guys, in case you haven't noticed, *points to lunch tent* Breakfest is ready!

Kaitlyn: Alright everyone, MOVE OUT!

*Screaming Tigers head towards lunch room*

Chris: Uhm, yeah, move out!

*Killer LIons head towards lunch room*

*TIME SKIPPIO*

*Teams arrive at Studio 5*

Chris: Welcome, teams. I hope you guys are cool, cause today is gonna get hot! We have electric blankets and heat warmers surronding the studio and inside, so you guys are gonna be sweatin' like a pack of mules! Which brings us to the first challenge!

Carissa: Hold on a second, aren't you gonna sweat too?

Chris: Actually, since I'm bigger than you and I'm the host, I get refreshments with ICE!

Jacob: Ice? Oh my gawd I LOVE ice!

Chris: Well, then you'll have no problem eating the whole ice chest when you get NOTHING! *laughs* Anyway, in today's challenge, you'll have to saddle a mule!

Kieran: Well, that shouldn't be too hard-

Chris: No Kieran, not from there. You're gonna have to jump off the water tower onto the mule!

Andrew: Awesome.

Stephanie: Oh no...

Chris: Since the Killer Lions lost last time, they'll be going first!

Gina: Yeah, just add to the punishment.

Chris: Well, Miss Sarcastic, how about you go first!

Gina: *groan* If I must! *starts to climb up ladder* Ya know, this goes against my, uhm, animaaaaall riights guild.

Chris (host): Whose part of the animal rights guild.

*Only Chris raises his hand*

Chris: That's what I thought.

Gina: *Reaches top and looks down at mule* I feel like a human dart. If I hit the bulls eye, I die. If I miss, I die. Oh man, I can't do thi-

Stephanie: TRIP!

Gina: Wha- *trips off water tower* *High pitched scream* NNNOOOO!!!

*Freeze frame, scene pans to Chris with post it cards in hand*

Chris: *Hesitantly* We at Survival of the Fitest do not necessarily agree with the content on this show.

Gina: *Lands on mule with a thud* Oh my god, I did it. I DID IT! I'M ALI-

Andrew: *pushes Gina of mule and climbs the ladder* No one wants to hear about it!

Gina: ((Conf)) Oww...

Andrew: *Eyes closed, he jumps off the water tower, straight with his arms folded*

Jeff: Pssh, show off.

Andrew: *Lands straight on horse*

*Time skip!*

So far, the Killer Lions have landed 7/8 of their teams and the Screaming Tigers 6/8. The Screaming Tigers have all went. Killer Lions are up.

Jeff: Ok, Carissa, you're our last chance to ensure that we win this challenge.

Carissa: *Sarcastic* Wow, thanks, that was REALLY motivational! ((Conf)) No, really, I love it when people do that, it really RELAXES ME! NOT!

Jeff: Thanks, now get your but up there!

Carissa: Fine! *Goes up ladder and looks down* Oh begeberz! NO! I won't do it!

Stephanie: Oh really, cause I have your phone! *Holds up phone*

Carissa: No you don't! I have it right *pats empty jean pocket* GIVE IT BACK! *Jumps off water tower and lands on mule* GIVE IT!

Stephanie: Alright, alright, fine! *hands Carissa her phone*

Carissa: Aww baby, did she hurt you? It's ok, you her with mommy.

John: Cariss! You won the challenge!

Carissa: Does that really matter right now? I just got my baby back!

Chris (host): Alright, well, the Killer Lions win the first challenge! Ready for numero dos?

Kieran: Ugh, I hate Spanish!

Jacob: It means number 2, Kieran.

Snickers can be heard.

Chris: Anyway, time for the second challenge; cow lassoing! If the Killer Lions win this won, they ensure themselves a night with no one on their team voted off! Lions, you're gonna have to lasso the Tigers, which are already dressed as cows. When I ring the bell, if you caught all 8 Tigers, you win! Ready! *Shoots blank*

Stephanie: Wait, what?

Ginny: RUN!

Megan: Uhm, I'm sorta confused too. Oh look, Steph, I can make a knot round your body! You can be like my prisoner!

1 down

Gina: Wow, that was too easy!

*Time skip*

Lillian and Jacob left

Andrew: Back off guys, these are mine!

Jacob: Aww cr-

Chris: Hey remember, we're on a disney owned channel!

Jacob; Nike!

Andrew: *Lassos Jacob as he falls to the ground, tied up*

7 down

Lillian: *Starts crying because Jacob got hurt*

Jeff: Ok... *Lassos Lillian*

Chris: *rings bell* Well, appearently, the Killer Lions WIN! Screaming Tigers, I'll see you at the bonfire!

Elizabeth: Woohoo!

The Votes

Kaitlyn: I think Stephanie should go, because she not only made two people fall to their doom, but stole Carissa phone!
Jacob: Kieran. I mean, he made fun of Hunter's love for guns. I can't stand a person like that!
Kieran: Stephanie: She's a very mean person and doesn't act all angelic, like me!
Lillian: I vote for Andrew, because he made Jacob hurt himself!
Hunter: Kieran, because he made fun of my love for firearms! *sobs*
Stephanie: I vote for Lillian, because there's no one else to vote for, really.
Ginny: I vote for ...
Brian Well, it's gonna be a hard decision, but I gotta vote for Lillian.

Chris: WELCOME! Today's results are gonna be a nail bitter! Let's tally the votes! *Reads who voted for who* Uhm, Lillian? You can only vote for people on your TEAM! Well, she's out. Anyway, let's pass out the awards! The first award goes to... Jacob. Hunter, Brian, Ginny, Kaitlyn, you're safe also. Bottom 3, guys! Kieran, Stephanie, and Lillian! You all have a chance off going home tonight! But let's keep everyone from waiting. The next marshmallow goes to... Lillian. And the Final Marshmallow for tonight goes to... Kieran. Stephanie, you're going home.

Stephanie: Wait, before I go, I wanna know who voted for me!

Chris: Kaitlyn: Kieran and , here's a shocker, Ginny!

Stephanie: B-but I thought we had an alliance! Ginny!

Ginny: I don't know what she's talking about!

Stephanie: Remember? You formed it with me and Lillian! You said you would take us to the final 3!

GInny: You didn't think I was serious, did you? Pssh.

Stephnie: I can't belie-

Chris: That's all the time we have!

Next time on Survival of the Fittest! With Ginny's alliance revealed, the teams go to compete in the biggest War Movie set ever built on TV! Will Kieran apologize to Hunter? Will Lillian get over her obsession wit Jacob? Will anyone get the number 2 joke? FInd out next time on Survival! Of the! Fittest!

Screaming Tigers

Jacob: ((Conf)) Gawd I'm really tired. Atleast Steph isn't hanging around Ginny now that she's gone. But, she said that Lil and Ginny made an alliance with her. I guess that's just one more reason to vote one of them off. Kaitlyn's cool, though. Oh no, I think she can hear me!

Killer Lions

Chris: ((Conf)) I think my chances of going to the final five is pretty good. I mean, everyone likes me, right? We're all friends, but sooner or later friends get disolved in this show. I should know.

*A bugle is heard outside. Both team wearily step out of their trailers*

Chris (host): A-TTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEN-TION!

Hunter: Sir, yes sir! *Salutes*

Chris: That's great, "General" Hunter! Today's theme is war movies, and since you guys can hold firearms, were gonna start of today with a game of PAINTBALL!

Hunter: ((Conf)) No. Frickin. Way.

Chris: Because of the stacked teams, *eyes Killer Lions* Two people from the Screaming Tigers will pick people double schoolyard style; Screaming Boy, Screaming Girl, Killer Boy, Killer Girl, etc. I've already picked the two people, and they are... Kieran and Ginny! Kieran, you go first!

Kieran: Alright, I pick Hunter.

Ginny: Brian.

Kieran: Kaitlyn.

Ginny: Lillian.

Kieran: Andrew.

Ginny: Chris.

Kieran: Carissa.

Ginny: Megan.

Chris: OK, since there's an uneven number of boys ; girls , Kieran, pick anyone you want!

Kieran: Gina.

Ginny: Liz.

Kieran: Jeff.

Ginny: John.

Chris: Jacob, you're the runt of the litter, eh?

Jacob: Oh, shut up Chris!

Chris: Lets settle this the old fashion way, Rock Paper Scissors!

Kieran: No problem!

Rock paper scissors shoot!

Ginny: I win! Cause paper covers rock!

Kieran: Thank you lord. Jacob totally sucks.

Jacob: ((Conf)) Ok, that's it, Kieran's a dead man!

Chris: Ok guys, here are the rules; you can't leave the set, or you're immediately banned from the competition! If you're hit with paint, we will find you and drag you to the loser circle, so you can't shoot anyone! If you do, your name will appear on that billboard as part of the eliminated! Except that, knock yourself out! The last person standing wins it for their team! START!

Ginny's team and Kieran's team travel to the end of the set on the opposite sides.

Jacob: *Whispering to Ginny* Hey listen, I was thinking, since the last person standing wins it for the team, we can just eliminate the Killer Lions on our team already!

Ginny: *Whispering to Jacob* Wow, that's actually pretty smart. How about you join the alliance? ((Conf)) Ya know, I've been eyeing Jacob for a while now. Pretty loyal, real obediant, and smart. Perfect slave material!

Jacob: I-I'll think about it... Let's just sacrafice John, since he's the size of an elephant.

Ginny: Got it. *to John* Hey John!

John: *turns head to Ginny* Whaddya want?

Ginny: Listen, I want you as- as a spy! Just, figure out Kieran's plan!

John: Yes sir! *runs through fake forest*

*Plant splatters can be heard in the distance* 7-6

Hunter: OH YEAH!

Kieran: Speak again, and I shoot you in the face.

Hunter: Well, that's sorta... ((Conf)) *Crying* He didn't have to make it hurt that much!

6-6

Jacob: Megan, Liz! Listen, I need you to go out and make a dash into enemy lines. Shoot anyone you can!

Elizabeth: No problem. Ok, Megan, what he said was make boom boom on bad people!

Megan: Ohh... LETS GO!

Birds fly into the air.

Gina: Hey guys, I heard someone scream at our side! Someone must be here!

Kieran: Gina, Jeff, go back there and patrol the area! Me and the other guys-

Jeff: The other guys and I, Kieran!

Kieran: Whatever! Just go!

Gina: Fine! *pulls Jeff with her*

Megan and Liz runs out from own side's baracade and shoots randomly in front of them. Andrew, Carissa, and Kaitlyn shot.

3-6

Ginny: Perfect. Carissa wouldn't have been much off a threat.

Kieran: Say hello to my little friend! *Shoots at Megan and Liz*

3-4

Jacob: Lillian, I need you to run in and get Gina and Jeff. Try hiding in trees and, whatever you do, avoid Kieran, please.

Lillian: *Laughs nervously* Anything you say... *Runs*

Ginny: Finally. She's an idiot.

Jacob: No shiz. Let's take care of Chris and relax. Hey Chris!

Chris: *Runs over to two* Hey guys. Were doin' awesome!

Ginny and Jacob start to circle Chris, paintguns in hand

Chris: Hey, uhm, whatcha doin' with those things.

Ginny: What we should've done a long time ago. *Shoots at stomach*

Chris: What the-!

3-3

Lillian: *Hiding in tree* Time to make lovely Jacob proud! *Waits for Jeff to pass by* 3... 2... 1... *Shoot*

2-3

Ginny: *Smiling evily* That takes care of that... Now, just to wait for Lil to finish them...

Jacob: Yeah...

*Shoot*

Jacob: Well, that's one down. One more to go. Wanna have some fun?

Ginny: Why not? Let's go. And be careful of Kieran!

Jacob: Got it! I'll take care of him! *Runs to behind baracade, getting a safe shot*

Kieran: I know your there, guys. You can come out now!

Jacob: Oh I will! *Runs and guns Kieran. Paint splatters him*

1-3

Jacob: See ya, suckah! *Runs into forest*

Chris: *on loudspeaker* Yo Gina, You're the last one that can win it for your team! Are you ready?

Gina: I was born ready, Chris!

Lillian: We'll see about that! *Runs towards Gina, reloading her paintgun*

Gina: WOAH! *Pulls the triger and hits Lillian*

1-2

Jacob: Ginny, let's go!

Ginny: Oh, shut up, Jacob!

Gina: *runs tiredly towards the two and tries to shoot but feels dizzy and misses*

Jacob: Take the shot, Ginny!

Ginny: *aims* Game. Over. *shoots*

0-2

Chris: *on loudspeaker* Wonderful job, guys. One thing though, remember when I said last standing? I meant it!

Jacob: Wha-?!

0-1

Chris: And the winner of the challenge is... the Screaming Tigers!

Ginny: YAY! *jumps*

Chris: And because they won, they will get an advantage in the next challenge, which is an obstacle course! Each team will pick their cast mate that they think can finish the course the fastest!

Carissa: But you didn't tell us what the obstacle course is!

Chris: Oh, you wanna know? Ok! First, the representatives will have to crawl under barbed wire, jog through tires, and finally, monkey bars!

Brian: MONKEY BARS!

Kieran: Good job, Brian, you learned English!

Brian: Shut up! ((Conf)) Kieran is just a big meanie! I mean, he's sarcastic to everyone and he thinks he's tough when he's the smallest boy on the team.

Chris: Alright teams, pick your rep!

*Time Skipio~oipkS emiT*

Chris: So, you guys ready?

Kaitlyn: Good over here!

Chris (Castmate): We're ready!

Chris (Host): Wonderful. So, since I've been listening, I can assume Kaitlyn and Andrew are leading?

Kaitlyn/Andrew: Right!

Chris: Wonderful. Kaitlyn, you're up first!

Kaitlyn: Great!

Kaitlyn waits at the starting line until Chris gives the signal. Kaitlyn dashes towards the barbed wire and immediately crawls on her belly like a snake. a spike catches on her shirt, but she quickly slithers it off. She exits the wire at around 00:00:49 and quickly runs to the next section; the tire jog. The tires are lined with embers on the inside. A single touch against the tire would result in a burn that would sting for days.

Kaitlyn: Oh, that's wonderful!

Kaitlyn slowly jogs through the tires, Kieran screaming for her to get a move on. She growls as she exits the portion at 00:01:36 and enters the monkey bars.

Kaitlyn: ((Conf)) I know I should've mentioned this before, but I, erm...

She curses as she grabbed the first bar. And then the second. Then she just freezes.

Kaitlyn: ((Conf)) ...I've never been on monkey bars.

Kieran: Move your butt, Kaitlyn, or you're off next!

Jacob: Hey! Don't talk to her like that!

Kieran: Why? Do you like her or something?

Jacob: Well, no!

Kaitlyn: Oh my god! *Lets go of bars and run to Jacob, attempting to glomp him*

Jacob: And you don't have to believe me, Kieran, because frankly, I don't giva a da- *Gets glomped by Kaitlyn*

Chris: Well, since Kaitlyn didn't even finish the course, the Killer Lions win the challenge!

Andrew: Wha- I didn't even get to do it?!

Chris: Maybe next time, man, maybe next time... Anyways, the final challenge is... an army salute! Remember in sixth grade when you we're infatuated with that guy that spun the rifle in his hand and all that jazz? You're gonna make up one and present it to me! Best salute wins!

Screaming Tigers

Kaitlyn: Well, team, we need to choose someone who isn't a jerk or tired or injured.

Hunter: I volunteer to-

Kaitlyn: Go, do your thing Hunter, I don't really care at the moment. *shrugs and lays back* Go ahead and pick the guy that recieves, I dunno.

Hunter: Brian, since your really the only guy I trust, I pick you!

Brian: Pika, pika pika chu!

Hunter: ((Conf)) I'm having second thoughts...

Killer Lions

Chris: Ok, look, all the people that actually care about this challenge, stand, all who don't, sit.

Jeff, Andrew, and Gina stay standing.

Chris: Great. Andrew, you set up the flippy thingie or whatever, and take it from here.

*Double Time Skipio | iopikS emiT elbouD*

Chris: Wonderful. Now that I've seen you're ready, how about we get the Screaming Tigers up here!

Hunter and Brian enter, Hunter holding a prop stick. Not much is seen, except for brown blurs and Hunter's hands turning blue. When finished, Chris stands up in applause.

Chris: That was super human, Hunt! And Brian, nice... stick holding. Killer Lions, you're up!

Jeff and Gina enter, Andrew spectated with his hands behind his back and smiling. Jeff is holding Hunter's prop stick as he starts to twirll it like a baton. He throws it up and catches it, handing it to Gina.

Chris: That... was... interesting!

Gina: Did you hear that?! INTERESTING! *Bounces up and down and the stick...*

Clink, Clink, C-c-c-c-clink.

The room is silent.

Hunter: Oh my god... Gina, you dropped it.

Gina: So? It's not like a prop is sacred? See, I can kick it and it won't do any harm! *Kicks as it splits in two, hiting Host Chris*

Chris: Killer Lions... get out of my sight and vote.

The Killer Lions walk off to their trailers, where the votes are being tallied.

The Votes

Chris: I think this is pretty obvious, but I vote for Gina. For an obvious reason.
Carissa: Gina, Gina, Gina, I could do this all day!
Jeff: I sorta feel this is my fault, so I vote for... Gina! I lied!
Andrew: I gotta vote for Gina. I researched the military, and dropping the gun is like burning an american flag!
Gina: I seriously don't see what the big deal is! I suppose I should vote for Chris, since he did let himself get shot in the first challenge!
Elizabeth: Is this a reatorical vote? G to the I to the N to the A!
John: I gotta vote for Gina! See look! Even my tummy agrees with me!
Megan: I don't think it'll really matter, we all know who's getting voted off, don't we? I mean, I don't, but I'm sure you do, Mr. Camera!

Chris: Welcome to the most "nail bitting" bonfire ever! The first award goes to... Jeff. Andrew, Carissa, Liz, Megan, John, you're safe too! Chris, Gina, I think I should cut the codology and tell you guys which one is leaving, shouldn't I? Well, I will! Chris, you're safe yet again. Gina, you be outta here!

Gina: Really? Is this cause I drop a STICK? A STICK, PEOPLE! Think about this for a moment, you just eliminated your most competitive cast mate from the show cause I dropped a STICK! I swear, if I ever see you guys again, I will-

Chris: Next time, on Survival of the Fittest! The remaining 14 competitors compete in a mystery based challenge, filled with more wits than before! WIll Kieran ever recieve a good comment from his team? Will the Killer Lions ever get rid of Chris, once and for all? Will my face ever retain my beauty? Find out next time on Survival of the Fittest!

Screaming Tigers

Kaitlyn: ((Conf)) Oh my god, oh my god, Jacob has a crush on me? This is insane! I mean, he's such a wimp, and I'm so strong, and it'll seem like I'm weak! I just can't go through with THAT! He's goin' out. SOON!
Lillian: *waking up* Hey, captain Kaitlyn, how about you and me take a walk!
Kaitlyn: *walking out of Confessional* Uhm, sure...

The two walk out of the trailer. The whole studio is misty and foggy, as if Silent Hill replaced the set.

Lillian: Know, do you know why I brought you out here?
Kaitlyn: Well, I thi-
Lillian: It's because I know what your thinking, but let me make something clear; Jacob is MINE and MINE ONLY!
Kaitlyn: Wait, so your dragged me out here in the middle of the foggy night to tell me Jacob is YOURS? What the heck? It could've waited till morning!
Lillian: Oh, no, it couldn't...

Killer Lions
Elizabeth: ((Conf)) ..and that's why Edward can rot in a sewer! Dang, I love this thing. If only they had one of these in my house! *Exits Confessional*
Jeff: Hi, Lizzy! Listen, I wanna talk to you about something! Come outside with me!
Elizabeth: *hesitantly* No... problem, Jeffy.
The two walk out of the trailer. The studio is the same as with Lillian and Kaitlyn.
Elizabeth: So... whatcha bring me out here for?
Jeff: Oh, I just wanted to tell you that, after Gina left, I took a poll between Jacob and Edward. Now, before I tell you what the majority was, I need you to close your eyes!
Elizabeth: Well, if that's what it'll take, then... *closes eyes*
*Time Skippio*
Hunter: TEEENNN HUT!
Everyone wakes up.
Jacob: Hunter, you do that again, and I'll think about giving Kieran a paint gun again.
Hunter: I'm sorry!
Jacob: It's cool man. Yo Kate, mind coming down before I gotta fear getting stepped on...? Kate? *Climbs ladder and checks on Kaitlyn's bed, only to find...* Guys, Kaitlyn's missing!
Ginny: *sarcastically* Oh no, whatever will we do without her? *Regularly* She's probably just involved in our challenge's today, not like Chris would be kinder to alert us.
Lillian: Ginny's right, she's probably fine!
Brian: Well, just to be safe, let's go ask Chris anyways.
The team steps out and sees the Killer Lions already in the breakfest tent. They run in the tent and get their food.
Megan: Hey guys, look, Chris sent us a letter!
Kieran: *sarcastically* Ooo, a letter, fascinating!
Ginny: Shut up! It might talk about the challenge!
Megan: *Picks up letter and reads it out loud*
Dear Teams,
As you may know, one of your cast mates are mIssing From YOUr teams. Kaitlyn and ElizabetH Are making their time in one of the sets. Your challenge for toDay is To track down your missing cast mate and find out wHodunit. REmember, only one cast mate did it. The first team to track down their missing castmate will be safe from elimination, but only when they figure out whodunit will they feast on their favorite foods and Beverages. The otheR teAm, however, wIll have to elImiNate one of their teamateS home TOnight. They will have time to decide who to vote off. Also, the people whodunit will be revealed at the end of the bonfire. Finally, it would be FantastIc if I coulD congraTulate tHe surIvivorS of tonight, COngrats for they have earneD a spot in thE top thirteen. GOOD FOR YOU!

Andrew: Is it just me, or does Chris suck at typing?

Hunter: *staring at the paper* It's a message!

Kieran: No shoes, Sherlock.

Hunter: No, I mean, the captial letters that aren't supposed to be capital spell out a message! See, look!

The message: If you had the brains to find this code, good for you!

Kieran: Wow, that's amazing, except that meant NOTHING AT ALL!

Jacob: Well, let's look into it a little more, Watson. There are 41 letters in the message. 41 minus 13, which is the number of cast mates, equals 28, minus 12, which is the number of cast mates next, is 14, plus 10, the number of letters in the dependent part of the message, is 24, divided by 12, which we know represents, equlas 2. Set 2 was the horror set, so they must be there!

Hunter: Brilliant, Holmes! Let's go!

The Screaming Tigers run to set 2.

Chris: Hey guys, if they're right, maybe we should follow them, ya know?

The Killer Lions agree and follow the Tigers.

At set 2, the fog machine is turned on, so the two teams are almost blind as they wander, trying to find the machine. Clunks and clanks have been made amongst the two teams.

Carissa: Guys, stop moving, I think I found it! *Presses what might be a switch to turn off the fog machine*

The fog starts to escape as the teams find themselves in the set of the final challenge of the horror movie. In the middle is a laptop with a video file on it.

Jacob: C'mon guys, let's see what it is! *Opens video file*

Chris: *Dressed in a tuxedo, an eyepatch, and petting a white cat* Why, hello teams. I didn't see you there. It appears that you have found the first clue. Good for you. However, I must dissapoint you, for Elizabeth and Kaitlyn are not in this set. They are, in fact, in another set. I will give you two hints to locate them. The girls are in seperate places, yet in the same set. You will be brought there. You know the dillio, so here are the clues. To find Kaitlyn, clue number 1; she is indeed fascinated in science, and loves coal, for it is an amazing conducter, or is it because it'll burn so much? To find Elizabeth, clue number 2: Elizabeth enjoys the wind blowing in her hair, almost too much. That is all. By the way, that fog? That was sleeping gas. *The video ends*

Brian: Wait, did her just say slee-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

The rest of the cast mates fall asleep and awake on a train like set. They are in booths of four, except for one with only three.

Booth 1: Kieran, Brian, Jacob, Hunter

Kieran: Wh-where the heck are we?

Brian: We're on a train set, Dumbo.

Jacob: Y-yeah. I think we should think about our clue from Chris, alright? That way, we'll find Kaitlyn faster and none of us have a chance of going!

Hunter: Totally. I mean, how hard could it be?

Kieran: I don't think it'll be too hard. Actually, I think I know where she is already!

Hunter: Well, then what are we waiting for? Let's go!

Booth 2: Carissa, Megan, Andrew, Jeff

Carissa: *Poking Megan* Megan, Megan, Megan, Mega-

Megan: WHAT?

Carissa: Oh, your awake! Well, I was thinking that we should totally look for Liz!

Megan: Ugh fine. ANDREW! JEFF!

Andrew: What? I was having this awesome dream that me and Caris- uhhm, hey, Carissa.

Jeff: Oh, you just got totally embaressed. *Snickers* ((Conf)) Just make sure they don't notice that your jum-WHOSE THERE!?

Megan: Carissa wants to start looking for Liz!

Andrew: Eh, I guess. We should get the rest of the team, though, if we're gonna do it!

Booth 3: Chris, John, Ginny, Lillian

Ginny: Ugh, that is the last time I'm trusting Chris with anything!

Lillian: You said it, boss.

Chris: Hey John! Wanna start off the hunt?

John: Awesome! I mean, you are the captain of the Lions, so like, let's go!

Kieran, Jacob, Brian, and Hunter analyzed the clue given.

Jacob: Well, Chris mentioned that Kaitlyn like coal because it was a good conductor. He might have been telling us that Kaitlyn is somewhere in the front of the train!

Hunter: OR! Or that she could be in the coal burning place, because Chris ALSO mentioned that Kaitlyn like coal because it would burn so much!

Kieran: I don't think Chris is that evil. Let's go to with Jacob's idea!

Brian: I'm with Kieran, for once. Lets go.

Carissa, Megan, Andrew, Jeff, Chris, and John analyzed their clue.

Andrew: I think there is only one place where Liz could be; on top of the train. Chris said that she liked the wind in her hair, and that's the only place where she could be!

Chris: All in favor of Andrew's idea, raise your hand.

Everyone raises their hand.

Chris: Well, then let's get going!

Lillian and Ginny decided to search every part of the train without any thought or memory of the clue they were given.

Lillian: Ginny, I don't think going through the fake luggage is a good idea!

Ginny: Lil, it's fake! It's probably made of nerf or something! *Throws suitcases around, hitting Lillian in the head with one*

The remaining Killer Lions started off by deciding who would go up. They didn't know if the train was a set or if the train was moving or not!

John: Listen, I'm NEVER going on top of a train, real or not!

Carissa: Me neither!

Jeff, Chris, and Megan nod their heads in agreement.

Andrew: Well, I guess it's me to go, eh?

Jeff: Yeah, sure, just go up! ((Conf)) Please be there! I'm starting to crack!

Andrew: Fine, you jerk! *Climbs ladder and opens door to roof* Hey guys! The train isn't moving!

Carissa: We don't really care, just keep looking up there!

Andrew: FINE! ((Conf)) Carissa, Carissa, Carissa. You just made an enemy.

However, Jacob and the gang were searching the front of the train.

Hunter: Ya know, I'm having a feeling that Jacob was wrong about this.

Kieran: Really? We've been searching for a half hour!

Brian: Kieran, just calm down. Let's go ahead and look in the coal burning pla-

Andrew: I FOUND HER! I FOUND ELIZABETH!

Hunter: Well, that's just great! Not only have we been looking in the wrong place, but now we're doomed!

Chris: Well teams, It seems like the Killer Lions have won the challenge for elimination for tonight! Kaitlyn, it's time to get out now!

Kaitlyn: *Enters through door the enters into coal burning place* Hey guys!

Hunter: *Jaw is hanging* No. No way! I told you guys!

Kieran: Ugh, yes you did! ((Conf)) I feel, like, totally stupid now!

Chris: Alright! Now, return to your booths and relax! *Exits train and fog machine turns on again*

When the teams woke up, they were all in their beds.

Jacob: I feel like fuzzy purple.

The Screaming Tigers just stared.

Kaitlyn: I'm not even gonna ask, just as long as someone kills him.

Ginny: Aww, little tough girl mad about being kidnapped?

Kaitlyn: Shuttup! ((Conf)) Grr, I just get so mad when Ginny speaks. All I wanna do to her is mess up her face worse than Y2K!

Kieran: It doesn't matter now, since SOMEONE decided to look on the opposite side of the train and made us lose the challenge.

Jacob: Shut up, Kieran. We just gotta figure out who did it! Then we vote him/her out!

Kieran: Pssh, isn't it obvious?

Lillian: If it's so obvious, please, enlighten us!

Kieran: It's Hunter! I mean, he's the only one that knew where Kaitlyn was! Not like Lil and Ginny we're any help with that!

Ginny: How was I supposed to know when time is precious, people!

The Screaming Tigers debated ((Except for Kaitlyn)), but couldn't come to an agreement. Meanwhile...

Megan: So, how was it, on top of the train?

Carissa: Stop. Asking. Me. Ask. Someone. Else.

Megan: *turning to Jeff* Hey, Jeff, how was i-

Jeff: ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS ZERO! ZERO PLUS ZERO EQUALS ZERO! *Spazes on bed in fetal position* ((Conf)) I think I'm hiding my secrets pretty well. Yupity yupity yup yup.

The Killer Lions just stare.

Andrew: I'm just gonna, erm, walk away. Slowly.

Jeff: ((Conf)) I just can't do this anymore! I'm going nuts!

BONFIRE!

Chris: Hello, Screaming Tigers! Before I start, I just wanna say that the kidnapper today was Lillian! Can't believe it eh, oh well. I think only Kaitlyn is safe tonight, folks, since she didn't do anything wrong! So she gets numero uno! Brian, Ginny, Kieran, Hunter, you're also safe! Jacob, you stuck with your gut to the wrong choice. Lillian, you just wasted your time. The last marshmallow goes to-

Jeff: WAIT! I'm sorry, but I just can't take it anymore! I kidnapped Elizabeth, and I can't hold the guilt on anymore! I QUIT!

Chris: Well, it's not against the rules, and only one person off per episode, so... I guess it's cool. Get your bags and stuff.

Jeff: Wait, before I go, I wanna make a speech. *Clears throat* I wanna thank my team, for being awesome to me. I wanna thank mom, for letting me q-

Chris: Ohh, sorry,, but that's all the time we have! *Pushes Jeff into bus* Next time on Survival of the Fittest, since 13 is an unlucky number, the teams will be challenged to survive in a DISASTER MOVIE! Will Lillian be at a disadvantage for being the kidnapper? Will Kaitlyn learn to enjoy Ginny? Will Megan make a friend? Find out next time on Survival of the Fittest!