Who Wants To Play a Wickedly Fun Game? -muahahaha!-

Granted, but then a hand takes them through a volcano and drags you with them.

I wish that watching Mickey Mouse Clubhouse was more awesome than people thought. Cause it is.

Granted, but it's so awesome that people think you are insane.

I wish that I could play pokemon gold without internet connection ( i play online).

Granted, but now you can't come on RPC anymore because you don't have internet that works for anything else.

I wish summer wasn't so hot.

(Honestly, that's *almost* fine with me, I'm that obssesed with pokemon. XD)

Granted, but then winter is blazing hot and summer is ice cold.

I wish there were no living/nonliving creatures that sucked blood. (HATE MOSQUITOS AND NEEDLES>:( )

Granted, but now they eat flesh instead.

I wish Pond Dust had more members

WOW. I'm sorry but your avvie creeps me out.... (I get creeped out kind of easy for someone who reads Cased Closed all the time... XD)
NUUU DID THEY HAVE TO EAT FLESH. ZOMBIES!!!!!!

Granted......(I have no idea what Pond Dust is , so I'm sorry if this doesn't make sense)
But then you get banned. (That would be mean, but I'm sorry, couldn't think of anything)

I wish I could stay up for 48 hours without getting tired..

Granted, but then to recover, you must sleep it off for the next three days straight.

I wish Pokemon were real. D<

Granted, Groudon and Kyogre start fighting and cause an apocalypse.

I wish I didn't have so many things to do this summer.

(NOOOO APOCALYPSE~~~~! Well then, we'll have to go all Ash on them and save the world. XD)

Granted, but then you turn into couch potato mush because of the lack of things to do.

I wish Pokemon were real too. (Don't say the same thing. XD)

All right. This time your wish is granted. You go off on a journey as a Trainer... until you come across a wild Shinx. Aww, how cute. You try and catch it, but the mother Luxray gets bad and claws you up bad. Ouch.

I wish I didn't write so much so I didn't spend forever typing up one 5000 word chapter.

Granted.
..You thought I was going to say you had writer's block, didn't you? Nope! You lose the ability to move your right hand and have to learn how to write with your left.

I wish that I could see the trailer for the first Bleach movie again.

Granted, but that is the only thing you will be able to watch

I wish I had a nonflammable, nontoxic, completely-safe to eat pie, where no one can steal it and only I can eat it.

Granted but it's a flavor you absolutely hate. (HAHAHA GOT IN YOUR LOOPHOLES >:D )

I wish that my brother would leave me alone instead of bothering me when I'm on RPC

Granted. He leaves you forever, leaving a note with you to blame, so your community hates you. :D

I wish I could make emoticon faces in real life.

Granted, but now you can't make emoticon faces anywhere else. In other words, people are always taking your jokes the wrong way.

I wish I had this one plot segment of Naruto memorized.

Granted, but now it's the only thing you remember :)

I wish that we had good cereal at home.

Granted but.... ITS POISON MWAHAHAHAHA!

I wish I can go to my friends house tonight.

Granted, but your friends is eternally sleeping for a year. MWAHAHA

I wish that I could play Pokemon Black legally for free. (But I can't, so I can't play it. D: )

Granted but You can play it for free for only two minutes.
I wish I wasn't bored

Granted, but your not bored because your computer mouse turned into a live snake

I wish i had wings :)

Granted, but they try to suffocate you.
I wish that I could just play pokemon all day except for food/eating/sleeping/kenichi breaks.

Granted, but now you can never leave your house and you get terribly overweight. That's a health problem.

I wish my feet didn't fall asleep when I sat on them.

HHAHAHA NO I WILLL NEVER BE OVERWEIGHT. I WILL EXERCISE WHILE I AM SLEEPING AND I WILL BE FINE!

Wish Granted. Now your legs fall asleep. XD

I wish that I could magically do all my homework within an hour.

Granted, but now it takes you a whole day to do everything else.

I wish copic markers were free!

Granted, but now all other art supplies are $100 each! (That's right, even lead refills and pencil top erasers....even paper! MWAHAHAHAHA)

I wish that my computer wouldn't overheat.