Funny or Stupid Moments

Have you had any moments in your life where you were extremely ignorant, stupid or just plain funny?

I think I've played too much Pokémon Platinum Version lately. I am inking a picture I just drew (look in Look at my Fox Pic! in a few minutes), and I wanted to try shading it with the pen, but since I don't have white-out, I thought,

"Maybe I should save the game first."

As in, I could turn off if something went wrong.

:lol:

How about you?

I often bump into the door frame when I'm trying to go into the next room.

Last night, I went to a youth group thing at my church and we were passing an egg around in a circle and saying the alphabet backwards [Don't ask...] and It got to me, my letter was supposed to be 'Q' and I was about to say that, but I said 'Z'. I swear, there is something messed up with my mind. xD

This morning I was taking a survey of birthdays for a project, and I came up to our 8th grade twins.

"Hey Mary, when is your birthday anyways?"

"(answer)"

then I went up to her sister.

"Whens your birthday, Erin?"

"Erm...the same!"

XDD MAJOR blonde moment...

I was in Social Studies, and my boring teacher was like, "Can you tell for me how many degrees are in a circle?"
Me: "Oh, uh, 180."
Boring Teacher: "IT'S (my mind went blank at that moment)!"

[whisper]360 degrees.[/whisper] xD

Yeah...^_^""

And once when I was little, I remember burping in class, and when my teacher looked at me, I was like, "Who burped??"

And also, the same year I just started going like, "MMM. EMMM. URMM." while my teacher was talking. I wasn't even aware I was doing it, and she was like, "GO PULL A CARD." (elementary school version of demerits.)

Well a few days ago at lunch I was eating pizza and I had ripped it in half because I wasn't that hungry. So a few seconds later I looked down at my tray and yelled, "WHO RIPPED MY PIZZA- oh wait that was me!"

Oh! I was in class today, and it was quiet and the teacher was reading out of a book. I had to sneeze, and tried to stop it but when I did sneeze it sounded really loud and like something hit my table. The teacher looked at me, as with the rest of the class and I waved. xDD

Lol to all of those! xD

I was swimming in a lake with my friends, and I have this phobia of things touching me in the water if I can't see them. ((weird, I know.)) So I felt this thing brush my right leg and I was like "AAAH! Something just touched me!" And I realized it was my left leg. xD

I was in my dad's car, and he pulled into the driveway and gave me the keys. I opened the car door and got out, but didn't close the door.

"Dad, can I have the keys?"

Ok.. I was at my friends house, and me and my other friend were sitting in chairs. My friend was doing her homework, and aloud she was like, '6 times 15.. 70.. 2 times 1..' And then she pauses for like a minute, and then shes like, "OH! 2!!' And me and the other friend burst out laughing.

During CSAP, I raised my hand an said, "I don't get this question." Everyone stared at me in disbelief.

LOL! This is hilarious.

I did the same thing that Dawnfrost did with her artwork.
I was going to school with my mom in our car playing Pokemon Diamond, and then my mom told me to turn it off so I started reading Guardians of Ga'Hoole.
When we got to school-

'Crud! Mom - save my game for me. I'm on the third gym battle.' XDXDXDXD I didn't even remember that I wasn't playing my DS!!